The first thing I did when I came home was to eat. I was starving. Ramen in a cup is so bland. Well, its better than nothing I guess. Well, let's get back to track. I need to find more information about that asshole. Thankfully I have a laptop that I bought cheaply off the internet. I opened up my laptop and began searching for him. There I found it, his name is Joseph Adam he is a real rich boy and real popular. I already don't like this fellow out from this wiki.

Anyways how am I gonna take revenge? I'm not gonna do anything petty. You know what maybe I should just kill him. Seems like a good enough punishment for me. But how? Maybe I should try to develop a weapon, no I'm too poor for that. Right, that experiment I did use up almost all of my money. I'm basically poor. Maybe I should try upgrading the exterminator. I called the alien looking gun exterminator because it looked like it could do devastating damage. it did quite the opposite though. It does have potential though.

I'll ask my fellow friends to borrow me money so I can upgrade it. I picked up my very cheap flip phone and called my friends. I convinced them that I was working on a project which would make a lot of money. I would pay them back twice the amount, which of course I wouldn't do. I waited a couple of minutes and was happy to see that the amount was transferred to my bank account. I would get to work with my laser beam of death instantly but I need to buy stuff first. Lets sleep first, sleep is important.

I awoke by the sun shining brightly on my face. I turned on my laptop and began buying stuff for my exterminator. It would arrive in an hour, what should I do now then? Might as well shower, need to smell good for my grand entrance. I got out of the shower after half an hour of showering. That felt good, anyways let's check if my things are here yet. I walked out of my room. And saw that my packages were here earlier than expected. I gleefully looked at the packages. I took them inside and greedily unpacked it. Inside I found all of the parts that I bought. I immediately got to work with my laser beam of death. After some hours of working it finally looked finished, might as well test it. I hid the weapon in my duffel bag. And went outside to a deserted safe place to test my weapon. 

I took off the safety and fired off my exterminator. It fired off a red thin visible line of something other than radiation. somehow it shot through the test target I put on the table. It was a thick plate of metal. I think I turned it into a laser gun, it made a hole through the metal. Well, that exceeded my expectations. I don't know how it turned into a laser beam of death but okay. If I can just adjust the power output to the thing so I can make it less noticeable and take up less power. 

I quickly ran away from the test site, just to be safe. although I doubt it would travel so far but it was still quite powerful. I quickly packed up my things and ran away. I was so excited I wanted to use this on him right now. but I need to plan how I'm gonna do it first. If I'm correct he is an idol. so maybe if I go to one of his concerts. although I don't really want to. But its necessary, how else am I gonna meet him. Let's see on the internet if he's gonna host a concert soon. There I found it. He's gonna host one real close to where I live in a couple of weeks. Let's meet him or let's beam him to death, I'm so excited. I have to wait a week though ouch.

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

I spent that week lazing on the sofa and watching tv and sometimes buying myself expensive ramen. It was nice for the short time it lasted. anyways let's get dressed and get to that concert. I was in the concert now, even though I didn't want to buy the fee to enter it was my only choice. Now let's see where should I position myself, at the side would be nice so I could get away quickly. There that spot is perfect its close to the emergency exit and it's crowded. I took my position and waited for who knows how long. I hope this guy actually comes to his own concert. I don't want to go home after wasting so much money.

After a couple of more minutes of waiting, he finally steps on the stage. It was the most grandiose entrance I have ever seen. fireworks firing off behind him, and the lights going crazy. I just don't know what to say about this. who could put this much time into preparing that just for making him look more awesome? i don't know. I dont want to know either. Anyways maybe I should consider beaming him to death soon because the concert is about to end.

Actually, lets do it now. or should I, I don't know how I feel about killing a fellow human being. Ahh, screw it. I fired it off and I kind of miscalculated. the shot traveled above him instead of on him. Hmm, it looks like everyone is panicked but it seems the idol is kind of not moving. And now I noticed above the idol was a big ass light and it was dangling. apparently, i fired at that thing and more than half of the thing that supported it was blasted off. apparently, i don't have to fire off a second round, I guess that will do the rest, I hope it will do the rest. Anyways I hurried out of there and quickly went home to check on the news.

the most popular news is that Joseph Adam the idol died yesterday because of an object falling onto his head. I guess they didn't include the weird beam into the news. well, that's obvious, its a first of its kind. anyone would be racing to get that. the most eager ones are probably the military. better move out of here immediately. my friends will probably come asking for that money. I hope none of them calls the secret service on me, they probably will. I might as well go to the netherworld right now. just kidding haha.

Anyways let us go shopping at the usual store. I walk merrily over the road, having bought all the high-quality ramen has gotten my mood up. Then I suddenly see a speeding car in the corner of my eyes. it was too fast to react to so I was squashed under the car. How am I still alive, or im not alive. I'm just conscious. I'm floating. am I a ghost? Then I can finally do all the things I wanted to do. but where are all of the buildings? Where are the people? all I see is green, and a pool of water? wait is that a hot spring and is a person sitting in it? What is even happening, am I dead or am I not? let's go over to ask that guy. I walk up to the guy and give him a look riddled with confusion. the guy in the hot spring suddenly teleports and suddenly asks me "When did u come here, boy?" How did he teleport anyways better answer him. "I came here after dying in an accident. By the way, who are you?" I ask with a perplexed smile "I see so unfortunate, a young boy called Joseph came here too after dying a horrible death"

Joseph? That idol? Why would he come here too? are our deaths connected or something? "Um, is his full name Joseph Adam?" "Yeah his full name was Joseph Adam, he was an idol so that's why u knew him I guess. Anyways im god and im here to send you to another world. just because why not"