I woke up in my fancy bed plated with gold, the sun shining brightly through the curtains. I jumped off my bed, ready for another boring day. 

as I was about to walk out of my room fully clothed, I remembered that my dad had given me a gift and I was about to forget to wear it. I walked to my drawer and rummaged through it to find my watch. I took on my very expensive watch and ventured out of my room.

 as usual, I was presented with an extravagant breakfast. food was decorated on the 5-meter long table. I sat down ready to stuff my face with food. I was interrupted by my dad "Joseph did you like your present?" my dad enthusiastically asked "The watch is expensive as shit, so yeah I did like it dad" I blurted out "Watch your language boy" Mom said "Now now let's not focus on that, let us eat now, after all, it is your birthday" Dad said. "Yeah yeah" I mumbled. 

inattentive to what those two were saying to each other I began cleaning my plate with my fork and knife. I let out a sigh as I walked out the door, not even saying goodbye to my parents. The first thing I did was visit my friend Jake. he was famous too, but not as famous as me. 

The only thing I didn't like about him was that he had a smoking hot girlfriend. She was usually dressed in slutty outfits, its like she's trying to entice boys. I walked up to the house he lives in and let the retina scanner scan my eyes. "I wish my dad implanted these in our housegate as well" I said to myself. without ado, I walked into my friend's house

-Scientist`s Pov-

"GODDAMNIT, my day always somehow goes wrong. Well it cant get any more worse than this I guess" I said to myself. My experiment that I used almost all of my money on. resting in front of me was a cool looking alien gun, which looked like it shooted laser beams. but in reality, it shot concentrated radiational beams very weak ones upon that. I blew all of my money on the damn design of the thing.

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 I didn't know my life could get this miserable. might as well go outside haven't done that for weeks. I took on my coat and went outside in the chilly weather. after I had done some painful walking. I finally came to the store I wanted to buy cheap ramen from. 

When I was about to walk in, a man with expensive clothes walked out and bumped into me. "Watch where you`re going jerk" I said angrily. The man looked at me with a menacing expression. Then the next thing I saw was a fist coming at me, and I blacked out.

The next thing I saw was white and I woke up. I looked around and analyzed the place. I woke up in the store, the worker looking at me angrily. "we are about to close so get out" he said. Wait how long was I out? ah, forget that "Do you know who attacked me?" I said. "oh yeah that rich boy. if I remember correctly his name is Joseph, hes a celebrity." he said "have you got any more information on him?" I said "Why do u want to know so much about him. to take revenge or something?" the worker said "Yes" I stated recklessly. "Don't even think about it, you would probably get arrested. even if u just pull a little prank on him. he is that big of a deal" He claimed. pull a little prank on him?, no I'm gonna do much worse than that. "Ok well thanks for the information anyways" I said. "Well get out of this store already I'm about to close" he said. It's this late already? better get home. "Then bye, see you tomorrow." I got home safely.

-Joseph`s Pov-

I'm glad I only have to check on the store today and nothing else. I guess that's the advantages of having a birthday. I walked out of the store merrily. The first thing I saw when I was about to walk out, was a poor looking guy. He was wearing dirty clothes and had a plain looking face. I bumped into him. he got mad and said "watch where you`re going jerk" I got so pissed and punched him right in his face. I might have punched him a little bit harder than I had to. I was staring at the guy who was lying unconscious on the floor. well, he will wake up soon so might as well leave him here.