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Take Meh to Church

Take Meh to Church

Author’s Preamble: Now, the responses were large and varied for the poll, thus, I’m very glad we did this early. I’m going to let you all in on a secret. I wasn’t going to go with the loli option unless it was the overwhelming majority. However, Shirikei brought up an interesting idea. Who wants the vamp character to be in the body of a mature vamp, but have the dissociative personality disorder? That way, EVERYONE’S HAPPY! Just a thought. Suddenly, pineapples and bellybuttons. Anyway, CHAPTER! (I’m in a really crazy mood right now). To Maou201, why in the world would you GUT ME?! To Pale Rider, I’m not sure if it works on both sexes yet, let me give it a shot and I’ll get back to you on that. To Felight, when has Abrum been a lewd angel? Also, to Mr. Magic, thank you for the review. So audience, follow suit and be like Mr. Magic, leave a review. Rate, comment and tell others!

Abrum walked the street with Lilith and the fluff bundles. He was currently trying to scrub his mind completely clean of the last hour. Yes. The last HOUR.

She had a high resistance to pleasure due to her Yurati training, so it took the inexperienced Abrum a full hour to get her to pass out. Nothing dirty (You perverted audience), just some like trailing of the fingers interrupted by firm gripping at intervals.

Currently, Lilith was laughing about it, making it that much harder to forget about it.

“Oh! The way she moaned and clung to your arms like that! And then your face when she put your arm into her cleavage. I thought you were going to explode!” she laughed as they walked.

“Master is a bit too innocent.” Asserted Orthir.

“I don’t want to be educated in that at my age! I’m still a minor!” Abrum retorted

“He’s going to get seduced isn’t he Ugothir?”

“I’m going to stay out of this.” Ugothir replied wisely.

“No way I’m getting seduced. This lewd angel over here has already given it a try, and I was not thinking about how great her body was, or how good those mounds felt, or—“

“”Seduced”” rang the voices of both of the fluffies.

“Ufufufu… It was really great huh? Any time you want it, I can---“

“We are about to go into a church, so clam it you lewd angel.” Abrum cut her off before she started to indulge into perverted fantasies.

It had taken a full hour to remove the elf from his person. The moans that she had let out and the honeyed words directed toward Nimbus (AKA now Abrum) were very troubling to Abrum in more ways than one. So, they had set out on one more errand. To procure the holy water that would hopefully cure Veila or her ‘shadow addiction’ as it was referred to. Yes, this was the reason why they were outside the church.

‘I wonder if I get a discount for being a heavenly being?’ Abrum wondered as he walked through the oak double doors.

Inside, he was quite astounded.

The room was filled with pews under a high vaulted ceiling. What disappointed Abrum was the religion was not based after Christianity. There seemed to be numerous different altars lining the walls that were supposed to represent different gods. Above each of the altars was a single stained glass window that depicted the corresponding entity. However, in the back there was one large altar. Above it was a grand stained glass window, behind which one could see many floating balls of light, magnificently showing the stain glass in all its splendor. The stain glass depicted a figure clothed in white flowing robes holding what a ball of crimson. At his back sprouted lines of white and yellow, like rays of a sun.

While he was marveling, a man clothed in a long white robe, like those of a priests, came up to Abrum and his group.

“Ah. Finally one who does not use the vile subjugation collars. Welcome, welcome. What can I do to help an upstanding man in a sea of vileness?” Asked the priest with a joyous smile.

Abrum smiled relieved.

“Yes, we have come to purchase high grade holy water? The kind that can purify high level curses?”

The priest’s smile cramped a small bit.

“I-I’m sorry to inform you, I do not think one that cannot even afford armor can afford high grade holy water.” The priest stuttered out.

Abrum looked down at his clothes and nodded. He understood. He never really had enough money to buy armor since most of the high level monsters he encounter he subsequently befriended.

‘I didn’t want to do this, but whatever. I need that holy water.’

This is when he let his six silver wings out. They were not like normal wings due to his race. Six ethereal strips of silver light unfurled from his back. They stood out from his back not like wings, but as if the light were being continually discharged from his back to form these wings. Mixed in with the silver light were colors like light blue, grey, and deep blue.

Now, Abrum was expecting some awe, maybe a bit of the falling upon the hand and knees. He was a stinking angel after all. However, the reaction was the exact opposite.

The priest recoiled with a look of fear and revulsion upon his face.

“M-moon Demon!” he yelled out.

“Demon? Where? Look, just calm down, alright?” Abrum tried to reason with the priest, but he just kept screaming about some moon demon.

The doors in the back burst open and figures in white armor with gold linings came out.

“Cleanse the demon from this holy church paladins!” ordered the priest as he stumbled back.

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They drew their swords and were coming down the aisle at and excruciatingly slow pace, their full armor clinking.

Abrum looked frantically to Lilith. She just shrugged, but then a look that Abrum didn’t like flashed across her eyes.

‘Nonononononononononononononononono’ Abrum thought to himself as she took the scythe cube from her neck and activated it.

She then proceeded to smack the back of Abrum’s head with the pole end of the scythe.

“Bad Moon Demon.” She said in a reproachful tone. She smacked him one more time over the head for good measure.

Abrum crouched down holding his head in fake pain, playing along to whatever plan Lilith had come up with in that instance. He also retracted his wings because they weren’t going to be any help whatsoever.

This little performance stopped the approach of the prjests and all the paladins.

“T-this demon is under your control?” Asked the priest in a shocked voice.

In response, a beautiful smile crossed over her perfectly sculpted lips. Her deep red lips parted to reveal her perfect teeth. It was at this moment she unfurled her two Angaellis wings. The feathery wings accompanied by the heavenly smile made her look like a true angel.

“It is only natural for the light to conquer the dark. This demon is under my control.” She said in a melodious voice.

‘Dear goodness… You’re supposed to be an angel, but you’re lying?! And in a church of all places?!’ Abrum raved in his mind.

“These two noble wolves. You should recognize them. They are Sanctum Lupus. They helped in capturing the demon.”

‘Transform to half your real size please. We need to validate Lilith’s claims…’

The fluff bundles complied. The fluff to muscle ratio changed dramatically. In the place of the two fluff bundles with the adorable eyes were two tones and sleek wolves with the eyes of hardened hunters and killers.

The priests and paladins were in awe of the spectacle before them.

“My lady!” They fell upon their knees and bowed respectfully.

“Is it alright if the demon roams the church guarded by the wolves while we discuss the negotiations for the holy water?”

“O-of course. The wolves look extremely capable. As long as he doesn’t touch anything…” stuttered the priest.

Lilith smiled and flicked her hand dismissively towards Abrum.

‘Man, she’s enjoying this…’ thought Abrum as he walked away with the two wolves.

He passed through one of the doors at the back of the room and was astounded again.

The next room was much more extravagant than the last. The ceiling was significantly higher and the walls were nearly completely covered in stained glass. However, none of these were opened to the outside. They were illuminated by floating balls of light behind them.

Each of stain glass windows had altars underneath them. Abrum marveled at each of these exquisite pieces of art as they walked through the room. There were a few people kneeling in front of different altars, offering up their prayers. Their voices mixed and created a gentle white noise in the background as he walked.

As he neared the end, the light balls behind the stain glass became very dim.

He finally reached the end of the room. On the end of the wall was a large black cloth draped across the whole back wall.

‘Now why in the world is such a large section of the wall closed?’

Abrum looked around to see if anyone was watching. The only people around him were kneeling with their heads down, or too immersed in prayer to care.

Abrum carefully reached up and grabbed the tarp and tugged it down. What was behind it was breath taking.

In front of him was an exquisite stain glass window. There were no light balls behind it, but that did not make it any less magnificent than the other stain glass windows.

Depicted in the stain glass window was a woman in a silver dress. Abrum was a bit disconcerted because the dress was cut down all the way to Venezuela (if you catch my drift).

Her silver hair cascaded down her shoulders and over her back down to her waist. Her skin was nearly as pale as her hair and her eyes were a silver that matched her hair. He just had to marvel at the beauty and the artwork. He noticed something as well.

The setting behind the beautiful maiden was a clear night sky. Above her head was a full moon.

Abrum came to the realization that the person depicted in the image must be the deity of the night.

Abrum felt it necessary so he did the following.

He knelt down before the altar and offered up this prayer.

“To whoever it may concern, I pray to you now not because I honor you as a god. There are no gods other than the god that I believe in. I communicate to you now as a friend. Thank you.”

With that said, he got up and walked out of the church to wait to for Lilith to come out.

It didn’t take long. She came out with two large jugs and a large smile on her face.

“I warned them. Told them judgment was going to come to the capital soon. They are going to begin evacuating the people that are innocent. Those are the only ones that will listen to the church.”

A thin smile came across Abrum’s face.