Son of a bitch, where am I?”

“You are in purgatory, my son.”

“That stupid mother fucker! I can’t believe James betrayed me! After all we been through, that bastard kills me”

“Kyle Coover, you have died and you are now going to be judged for your sins.”

“Wait are you God?”

“I am.”

 Kyle starts to shake in fear.

“God l beg for your forgiveness.”

“I’m sorry Kyle but your time has come you have to be judged.”

“In your life you have been a thief and also a man that does not deserve to live, you wasted the life that I give you, now it for me to take it back and for you to suffer in hell.”

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“W-Wait if I do something for you in return, then will you give my life back.”

 “Out with it.”

“D-Do you want anything to be done God.”

“Now that you mentioned it, there is something I want you to do.

“What is it God?”

“I want you to defeat The Seven Princes of Hell for me and then your wish will be granted.”

“O, God who are The Seven Princes of Hell?”

“Only the most powerful demons in hell.”

“Lord, why do you want me to do it, can’t you just do it yourself?”

“O yes I can but I’m a procrastinator, you can tell since I don’t answer your prayers.”

“O yeah I can tell, you never answer my prayers to be rich. Anyway so um... can’t you give me powers to do something?”

“No, It makes it’s more entertaining for me to watch you struggle.”

“Wow thanks God you shouldn’t have.”

Now Kyle has been transported to hell on an adventure to Kill The Seven Princes of Hell.