“Man, I can’t believe that Jesus did me like that, I thought that a beam or sum would come out his eyes.”

Kyle had wandered into a city named Sartus, Kyle knew the name because it was on a billboard. Saying “Welcome to Sartus”.

“Hello there.”

“What? God is that you?”

“Yes,it is me my feminine fellow.”

“O great and holy one, what the fuck you want?”

“Um o nothing, just want to tell you retard,to look to the left of you.”

“God, all I see is an empty booth.”

“Yes yes but look closer.”

Kyle looks into the booth

“I don’t see any-“

Hello there!!!

Kyle screams but it sounded more like a moan.

“Are you God?”

“No silly bo- I mean man”

“Yeah, I’m a man… a big man…”

“I’m The Grim Reaper.”

“The Gwimweepa”

“No… dumbass… The Grim Reaper.”

“O….. what you want?”

“I’m here to tell you about hell.”

“Go on.”

“Well, we both know if you die, you can’t come back to life.”

“Sure…”

“And that you’ve been sent here to stay for all eternity.”

“Mhmm.

“Well it looks like you fuck up and came here.”

“…...o,that explains it.”

“Look, do you want advice?”

“Sure I guess.”

“Maybe you should be less of a dick than you really are.”

“Wow, thanks. Can I give you some advice?”

“Sure.”

“Get rid of the scythe, get more calcium you boney man.”

“Yeah, there’s no milk down here.”

Ok then, I go bye bye.”

“Bye bye”

“Wait one more thing, where do I find the real The Seven Princes of Hell

“I can’t do that.”

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“Why not?”

“Sorry señor, m-me no good english.”

“Please señor, tell me please.”

“Ok, you drive a hard bargain. So you need to defeat the seven princes of hell to travel higher and gain their power be able to get a wish from God himsel-"

“Yeah yeah yeah whatever,who is the first prince of hell and where can I find him?”

The first prince is Abaddon, the sin of sloth, you can find the… prince to the east of Sartus.

“O shit that’s far, um is there anywhere else I could go to get to him.”

“Wtf, are you dumb.”

“You’ll get killed the second you step through his door.”

“Huh? What do you mean?”

“You will die. D, I, E.”

“Why?”

“Bro, you’re weak. Trash, deadmeat, just die already. He is a prince of hell, that means that he’s stronger than any demon around.”

Ok buddy, am not the one who likes dick and balls here but like anyway I’ll be on my way.

“Sure, go kill yourself then.”

Kyle made his way out of Sartus with the intent of killing Abaddon. He wandered the red landscape of hell, heading East.

Kyle felt rumbles through the air and ground around him, he thought that it was an earthquake.

But in reality they were coming from a dispute between two demons, both in the intermediate category.

Their strength rivaled each other and their speed, both equally matched. The two demons hit each other blow for blow.

The thing the demons didn’t share was their color, a red demon and a black demon. The red demon punch the black one’s forearm as it was blocking.

The black demon crashed down to the ground causing it to break apart, The black one got up from the rubble and a dark aura began to emanate from him.

In a heartbeat the red demon’s head plummeted into the ground. The red demon’s corpse was held up by the black demon, now in the air, the black demon celebrated his victory by ripping it apart, bathing in its blood.

Kyle cowering in fear, began to run away as the blood splattered all over him. The black demon didn’t notice him since he blended in with the ground.

Kyle runs into a forest of dead trees, he hid behind a tree as the black demon calmed down and flew away.

Kyle sat completely still, at the same time still scared from the scene he witnessed. He saw a black figure fly away and he was relieved that it was gone now.

He got up and walked around the forest, hoping to find a way back to Sartus. Eventually he did, entering the gate of Sartus covered in blood.

“Grim Reaper, w-why didn’t you tell me that-that there were monsters in hell!”

“There are no monsters you idiot, they’re demons.”

“I don’t care, Same thing!”

“Look, I warned you not to go out there but nooooo you had to go and ignore me, this is your dumbass fault for being so stupid.”

“Well guess what, this dumbass right here...um… you know what shut the fuck up!”

“Wow that’s crazy, I guess I should help you then.”

“Yes, please help.”

“Alright then fine since you’re begging me, I’ll explain how things work around here. There are different categories for demons.”

“Yeah”

“The middle class ones are called Intermediate, Advanced and then they have a chance to become Arch demons, and those Arch demons have their own class system.”

“What’s before Intermediate?”

“Just lesser demons, basically demons that are not evil.

“...”

“So basically trash.”

“O...that makes sense.”

“I should also tell you that The Princes of Hell are in the archdemon category, but they aren't as strong as each other, some are weaker and some are stronger.”

“O, is that why you told me to go for Abaddon first?”

“Yeah, and also, after you defeat one prince you are allowed to advance to the next level of hell, where the other prince is.”

“So, are there 7 levels?”

“Yeah”

“How do I get stronger and defeat Abaddon?”

“Probably... I dunno, hope for the best and punch him?”

“I’m being serious.”

“So am I.”

Kyle sighs

“Anyway, is there any water I can get from here, I wanna get this blood off me.”

“There is no water, just let it dry and scrape it off.”

“Never mind I’ll just lick it off.”

“Yeah go do that.”

Kyle starts to lick himself, to clean himself off.”

“Bro I didn’t think you were actually doing to do that?.”

“Shut up dumba-.”

Kyle threw up blood, and dropped to the ground, he gripped his shirt and groaned in pain. He felt nothing but this unimaginable pain in his chest and his senses were completely blocked out.

Kyle was terrified and questioned what was happening to him, then his transformation began…

A sharp sensation traveled through his whole body, and his veins turned purple, horns grew from his head and a tail grew.

Kyle started to scream because he felt astonishing power coursing through his blood, mind and body.

Suddenly, everything came clear, his scenes strengthened, feeling better than ever. He knew the power he had inside was ready to be released.

“Man, who knew that licking demanded blood would do that to someone, are you ok Kyle?”

Kyle looks at The Grim Reaper

“Yeah I’m fin-Are you eating fucking popcorn right now?”

“That not important right now, the real question is what happened to you, are you ok?”

“Yeah am ok, but I feel different, like never before.”

“Do you feel stronger?”

“Yes I do, I feel like I can take on anything that comes my way.”

Suddenly the red sky of hell ripped open, letting a familiar black demon come out.

“O fuck, it’s an intermediate demon!”

“Wait, that’s the demon I saw on my journey.”

“Wait you saw a demon on your way back, is that why you were covered in blood?”

“Yeah, what did you think?”

“O nothing, I just thought it was…that time of the month.”

“Hey Kyle, now would be a good time to use that power of yours.”

“Yeah I guess, let’s see what am capable of.”

Kyle jumps into the air, breaking the ground with his new found strength. He appeared in front of the black demon in a near instant.

He threw a punch, but the black demon saw right through it, catching his punch.

“O fuck!”

Before it could do anything, Kyle had escaped from its clutches. He and the demon exchanged blows, none of which could hit each other.

Everything around them were blown away, because of the strong winds generated from each punch.

Things were going very well for Kyle, until the tables had turned. He grew tired and the demon took this as an opportunity and his chance to kill Kyle.

It began a valley of blows which pulverized him into oblivion, punching him straight into the ground.

The demon was about to deliver the final blow, but suddenly it stopped and vanished.

Kyle had felt relieved that the demon was gone, and was left looking like a bloody mess.