“The Sifillis Stories” were a smash hit in the 80s and 90s, inspiring two movies, a TV series, and scores of merchandise. Now the original novels are back, in special editions that include covers of the '90s fanzine “Sifillitica Psychotica” created by the notorious “World’s #1 Sifillitic” B. Manus Shunkwiler. “The Sifillis Stories Volume II: Titi & The Earwax Uprising”: On the planet of Sifillis, where the gross is commonplace, a young boy named Titi and his best friend Nate (who has a goiter for a head) run away from their garbage dump home and head to Schmegma City. Soon they are swept up in a revolution orchestrated by the ruthless Rebekkah Earwax, who intends to overthrow Bonertania’s ruler the Ratsack Tremorroid. Our heroes must team up with strange new friends to reclaim the videotape throne and save the entire country, all the while avoiding the evil clutches of the nefarious hoo-hoo Gonorrena!If you’re a fan of epic fantasy yarns and juvenile bathroom humor than this is the novel for you! “If John Waters wrote The Hobbit!” “Wizard of Oz- on acid!” “Like Lloyd Kaufman and Monty Python conceived a Garbage Pail Kid that was raised by Douglas Adams!” Visit Sifillis.com Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/sifillisstories.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/SifillisStories Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61558742567010