On an inconspicuous day of July 1st, 2018, near a Gamestop stood a young looking Asian male. He stand at five foot two inches, and a body that is very tone for one who has never hit the gym. He wore glasses as thick as bullet proof glass, straight black hair to his right, and a face that is red with holes due to pimples. He wore under armor shirt with Nike shorts and Reebok shoes, a walking provocation to these companies. Overall, he looks OK to most people and even more so to those who knew him. He is currently staring down at his wallet that have seen better days while sighing.
“Haaaaahhhh, only $26 dollars left...man Hai is going to flip.” He was quite dejected.
“Buzzz,buzzz” His IPhone 6 vibrated in his Nike shorts.
“Gah dammit it's Hai, aaaaah what’ll I tell him?” He looked very conflicted as in whether to pick up the phone or not, still in the end he sigh and pressed except. “Yoooo, Hai w-what sup man.”
“Yoooo bro! Did you pick up Dead for Dead 2 yet man? Bro I'm been dying to play together man!” Hai's voice on the other end is extremely excited.
“Yea about that...I kinda uh bought something else like last month see, I thought maybe I could ask for more money from my mom but she said no.” The Asian male tell his friend while recounting the memories of his mom telling him to go to work for the money he needs. ‘You're 17 now Maha, go find work at McDonalds or something.’
“What!? Y-you bought another ga- oh I see, let me guess, Dynasty Warlords 3 isn't it? Yea it's definitely that game knowing you.” Hai sound quite surprised but then a fact hit him which cause him to understand immediately, why his good friend buy the game even though they agreed to buy Dead for Dead 2 a while back.
“Maha, I just don't understand why you are so obsessed with power so much...man now that reminded me, don't your room have like, all the Dynasty Warlords game and other similar ones?”
“Yea I know, I just can't help it man, controlling a person who wields so much power that can rival an entire country is so thrilling! It's like I'm someone who can choose all my options, nothing holds me back, not even weapons of mass destruction.” Maha said with eyes burning with ambitions but then scrunched up his eyes as he walking to an area with direct sunlight hitting him in the eyes.
“Yea it feels good I agreed but dude you ain't just liking it, you're obsessed man. Well I don't really blame you. Anyway save up to get that Dead for Dead 2 bro, I want to play that with you man ain't no fun with other people who don't understands how I do things.” After reminding Maha, Hai who was excited just a few minutes earlier hanged up with a dejected tone. Maha also sighed and thinking back to one month earlier, while feeling that he made a mistake. However he quickly returned to normal now that his friend gave the a-okay. Maha have always been quite peculiar, he usually don't care about most things such as social media, bad rumors about him, and even mean things said to him. He for some odd reasons have no f*cks to give.
Thus he walked back home in great fervor as he imagined how he will siege the kingdom of McGrath on his favorite custom made character in Dynasty Warlords 3.
“Click”(Doors unlock sound)
“Maha, did you went out to find a job?” Yelled a woman who is currently in the kitchen cooking Maha’s favorite spaghetti noodles, Asian style. It's like regular spaghetti accept there are mushrooms, sausages, meatballs, and green peppers. “Oh, I also cooked your favorite spaghetti so if you did get a job, count it as a small celebration.”
“No mom I just went to Gamestop.” Maha ran to the kitchen in the regular American house, 4 rooms, 2 bathrooms, and a basement. He kisses his mom’s cheek, then took a banana from the counter up to his room up the stairs. “ I'm not hungry yet, so I'll come down to eat at 5 o'clock.”
“Alright, oh and don't get infected by the things you see on screen, they are fake...so don't go shooting up schools or something.” Maha’s mom was quite worried about him, she knows how obsessed he is about his games but she also know if she take it away he will become worse. Not to mention drugs it would be horrendous if he hangs with the bad kids for that feeling of power. “Play moderately, okay!?”
“Of course mom, I'm unlike others, my mind is not so weak to be affected by ‘games’, don't worry.” Maha who does the usual, console his mother then turned on his Pl*ystation 4 console to play his long await game Dynasty Warlords 3.
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The screen booted up in a blue screen and then it showed him to all the games he owned. Maha immediately press DW3. ‘How should I take on the Kingdom of McGrath today? Ah I'll use Sufra then, easier clean of the foot soldiers...yea, with the Belt of Strength for the extra boost of damage.’ Maha move on to the ‘custom’ screen and select a weapon that look like an iron boat but it is small enough to carry for his character who looks very similar to him.
‘Alright! Let's GO!’ Screaming in his head Maha charged out into the battlefield that consisted of millions upon millions of soldiers. You can set up plans or scheme in the ‘war table’ screen, you can also add follower in a party to follow you into battles. Maha did not cared for any of these, he just grabbed his gear and got ready for battle.
“Fools, you came to my kingdom with a hundred soldiers and still dared to siege us?!” An extremely strong general of the opposing side walked out and spoke to Maha’s character. ‘Interesting, so it open up a special cutscene when I bring no one other than the required amount of soldiers to go on siege...interesting indeed’
[You're the fools, watch me raze this kingdom to the ground]
[Remain silent]
[Charge]
Maha choose to remain silent and see what will happened next. ‘Eh? It even give me choices? Oh dam! I have to post this on YouTube. Hahaha, I found a secret Easter egg*.’
What Maha did not know is that, the events he’s playing is never in the game to begin with. Hype up to the thought that he found something special in the game, Maha is obliviously playing his game while an entity watched him from an unknown location.
“Hmp, so you decided to remain silent, alright you will die without being able to say your last words fools.” The other side general got up on a ridiculously huge grey horse, it's easily double the size of other horses. The general himself is not normal either for he is also, about double the size of the regular soldiers.
Taking a closer look Maha found that, the monstrous general looks just like the God of War from the Romance of Three Kingdom, Guan Yu. He wore a yellow armor with a massive jade cloth draping over the armor, a jade bun helmet adorned his head, and a magnificent beard on his face. The guan dao* he is holding is awe inspiring for it is also double the size of a regular guan dao.
‘Oh sh*t, its Guan Yu!’ Maha is extremely excited to see his idol, he is dub the God of War so there is no need to ask why. ‘So it's a Easter egg for Dynasty W*rriors, well it makes sense because they are made by the same company.’
Maha ready his weapon and then he ran out by himself with no signal given to his side of 100 foot soldier.
{Dempsey Wave}
Maha starts of with the weapons signature special move that summons a massive torrent of 2-5 water waves, Maha is surfing on these waves on his boat like weapon called Sufra. The waves hit and rake in about 20 kills for Maha and severely injured the surrounding soldiers. However, he is still not satisfied because it did not hit Guan Yu who is still a fair distance away.
“Ah dammit, I miscalculated the distance. But at least it charged up my super bar to full...man Sufra so broken.” Maha was then again amaze at the weapon that he found in another Easter egg. Imagine you can summon waves with {Dempsey Wave} infinitely, and then you can summons tsunami like it was waves in a pool...cheating is nowhere near what this is. Other weapons take quite a long time to charge up but this one...in one hit, it's filled.
{Tsunami Monstrosity}
Activating his ultimate, Maha summons a humongous wave with creatures in it that provoke fear from the enemies. There seems to be all kinds of abominations, but in the end the enemies have nowhere to run for this wave cover up the whole screen of Maha’s 32 in TV.
“Boom, Splash”
When it after traveling a fair distance it collapse on the unfortunate enemy side. Maha’s kill count
stand at 3,215 kills, a staggering amount. However, the surrounding of Guan Yu is clear of any water and he still seems to just calmly sit on his horse while staring at Maha’s character.
“I misjudge you Earth King, it seems that you are a worthy foe to fight...my sincerest apologies. Now take out your God Fist Gauntlet and show me that you are worthy of your title.” Guan Yu raised his guan dao and pointed it at Maha.
“Woah!?” Maha is very surprise because that is the title he got after he beat the raid boss that claims the domain of the ‘Earth’ element. “I can’t change equipment and stuff mid fight thou-”
Maha’s eyes almost popped out because when he press options the menu ‘inventory’ showed up.
‘What in the fu*cking world is going on?! Maybe this IS the Easter egg? Aye this will be extremely useful.’ Thinking up to there Maha did not linger on the thought and changed into his best gear for raid bosses, it is also his favorite gear. A pair of Gauntlets that looks like a regular pair of cheap fingerless glove, an armor that adorn like that of a dragon, and also a polearm.
“Alright Guan Yu, let's see what you got.” Maha who worn all the best stuff he had is ready to take on the God of War like a Raid boss.
“It is my pleasure Earth King, give it your all because this opportunity only comes once.” Guan Yu without any further comments charge at Maha on his monster horse.
In a mysterious location, a figure also opened his weary eyes and looked to the fight that Maha is about to enter. A sharp glint of light shoot out of his eyes and Maha who is playing his game, turned into a rainbow beam then enter his TV.
Guan dao: its a spear but instead of a arrow like metal piece it's a blade, for the top.
Easter egg: A hidden game secret that is hid by the creator of games for laugh or what not.