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Timeless Cheater
Chapter 6: Fried Chicken

Chapter 6: Fried Chicken

In the last 500 million years, Maha have grown so strong that it is beyond what the previous Almighty one could ever achieved. Using knowledge of modern science, Maha modified skills and spells in ways that bend reality to his will.

He didn't mess with just skills and spells either, he have been working on a way to counter the Time Chicken if his children, Potos and Tomos are unable to kill it. He have figured out a way 20 millions years ago...but why is he still in the space? It is because he still want to reap benefits. These kinds of benefits are not treasures, but they are knowledge of Time.

How did time move? Imagined it as a river, what if you create something that will be a natural predator of it? Or even be extremely compatible with it, like a fish? Maha have created the answer, he have handmade an all new power called Huala, a power that have no substance, a power that don't exist.

It is unaffected by any other kind of power, but if need be it will act like the human body, and adapt to cancel out the bad side effect. A power that could evolve to be short, but there are many restrictions in using this overpowered power.

First, half of your soul will be taken to be the container of such power. Second, you will lose all your body functions in order to fully control such power. Lastly, you will lost your humanity and become a bland machine to become compatible with the nature of the power.

The price is very steep for the power, but it is not all bad, using a manual called [Mahala Final Guidance] you will use Time itself to nourish the Huala power. Thus all of the three restrictions are nulled, and cancel out.

Now Maha will not die even if he wanted to, nothing else can kill him, even himself.

“I've been here long enough, let's go out of here...hahhh, how long have I been here?” Maha looked at his surrounding and sigh. With a grand wave of his hand there is a tear in space that lead to the outside of the space.

“I thank you sincerely Eternal Library… it seems that my time being here has come to a stop.” Even though he is sad, he steeled his heart and step out to the outside world for the first time in 500 million plus years. “Thank you again…” with that Maha sealed the space in a seal that will never break till the end of all existence.

Breathing out a big breath, Maha slowly observe his surrounding. The space is an endless amount of black clouds, there is no heaven, no mystic light, and no other living being around. The rumbling and rolling of the clouds is all that present.

‘Hah...what do I do now? I don't feel the poison of Time corroding me any longer, maybe I'll pay that chicken a visit...yea let's do that.’

With that decided, Maha disappeared out of existence from that space. He reappeared in a place full of gears like the inside of a giant clock. The space of the place can easily fit in millions of people no problem.

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In the middle of this space there sit a chicken, it wore glasses, vested a mystical robe that fade and reappears constantly, lastly he don a staff many times his height. Slowly, the chicken looked towards Maha, like he was made of gear and is not an actual living creature.

“Hello Maha…” the chicken’s voice boomed across the space and vividly sound near Maha’s ear.

“Yo, you rude chicken, why is it that you killed the last Almighty being and also me?” Maha appears unfazed by the dense amount of Time energy around the space he is in, rather he seems quite comfortable.

“Hahaha, straight to the point huh. Fine, let me tell you this, you and the one you called ‘Almighty’ should not exist in the first place. The ‘Almighty’ died by my hand because he believe that he is indestructible through infinity, but he did not know that it was him who killed himself.” At the time the chicken walked towards Maha in slow steps, but each of the step travel miles.

“Hahahaha, you cannot kill me fool, I'm eternal, I created the existence called Time and rule over all the ages.”

“Hm, fine then, let me show you something r*tarded chicken, or rather robot chicken, how I will kill you yea?” In a flash Maha already grabbed the chicken’s neck and teleported to a new space that is cluttered with machines of all kind. “Yea, you think you're so smart, what make you think that no one will notice a f*cking gargantuan clog in one of the dimension?” In front of the two is a literal chicken coop made of machines and gears, with hundreds upon trillions of copy of the Time Chicken.

Maha looked down at the chicken to see it flinch and starts to shake. It did not acted scared but rather it starts to laugh.

“Hahahahah!!! Oh this is beautiful, you think that destroying these will cease my existence? Fools!” The chicken remarkably smirk like a human, and starts to laugh maniacally again.

But, the next line of Maha froze the chicken mid laugh, and also everything around them is frozen like Time have stopped its gear.

“Yea I know, there's a golden chicken in one of your coop somewhere is a few dimension over, I wonder what happen if I kill that one heh?” Maha however did not let the chicken finish before he disappeared from the spot and reappeared in front of a majestic golden giant chicken.

There's no fear in its eyes, but a faint light of curiosity instead.

“I say, are you here to kill me? Or are you here to speak wit-” before the chicken could even finish its speech, Maha grabbed its neck, snapped it and put it in a fireball he summoned. The delicious scent of fried chicken resound throughout the palace which alerted the guard of the chicken.

However when they got in all they saw were, a pile of glittering gold bones and Maha is using one of the bone as a toothpick.

“Wow, I swear, that was the best chicken I had since my birth. Now I want more...hmm” looking around Maha did not put the terrified chickens in his eyes, he scan the place a final time before appearing in front of the first Time Chicken that he saw.

“Yo, idiot chicken, I just ate the golden one so uh yea, Time might be outta whack now, however I'm putting you in charge, cause you know...you're the first chicken I met.” Shrugging his shoulders Maha just stared at the chicken who have his mouth opened so wide you can fit a ostrich egg in it. (Canibalism)

“But I...you...but...w-what? Huh? How did yu- ahhh!!!” Before the chicken could finish his thought Maha, shove a gem looking bone into the chicken’s forehead. It scream like it was getting gutted by a butcher, it writhe on the ground and fade in fade out of a golden color on its feathers.

Seeing this Maha just create a piece of paper out of thin air and wrote down ‘Yo Idiot chicken, I change my mind about killing you chickens, and instead let you live. I put a brand on the bone I put into you as well so uh, you can't kill me even you sacrifice your whole entire species to do it. Anyway, just worry about your Time and mind your own business, don't bother me and I won't do anything to your kind. I hope we can collaborate ya?’ Ps: that golden chicken tasted really good.