Holy crap, what a ride this was.
I hope you don’t mind me talking to you directly here. Pull up a chair, please. If you’re reading this far, you’re one of the people I need to talk to.
My name’s Andrew Seiple. I write for fun and profit. I’ve got other jobs, but the more I write, the more important writing becomes. Up until now I’ve done several novels and assorted fiction in the superhero genre and a children’s fantasy book. That’s all, really.
But last year I read a litRPG. It was better than I expected. I started digging into the genre, read another, and got inspired. That was around November.
I broke from the novel I was writing, (one of the superhero ones, I’ll go back and finish it up shortly,) and decided to try this LitRPG idea. I had a character, I had a story, and it would NOT leave me alone. So I went back to my roots, tried out the web serial format in a few different sites, and decided I’d see how it went.
And here we are, over three hundred thousand words later.
That’s a full trilogy, my friends. That’s… more than I thought it would be.
And going by how many of you are here reading this? It’s a successful experiment.
So!
Here’s how this is gonna go.
I was writing anywhere from 1-10 thousand words a day for a while there, and holy gods, it was work. Fun work, but lots of work. I was also writing the RPG system behind Threadbare as I went. The core of it actually came together in a few days, and I added bits as I needed. It’s mostly complete now. (Through levels 1-25, anyway.)
I’m going to take a break now, and finish up editing the last ebook manuscript for Threadbare, which consists of the last 120K words of the story to this point. The first two are out at Amazon already, and I’m slowly getting them online in other services. Printed books are following… the first one’s available already, the others will come over the next couple of months. If you don’t know what’s out there, feel free to search for Threadbare on the book marketplace of your choice.
After that, you’re going to see Threadbare audiobooks come out. Probably sometime in late spring or early summer.
I’m also going to work on making Threadbare’s system a playable tabletop RPG. I’m going to take my time with this one and make it fun. It’s going to open where the story ends, with the default setting having the characters be members of RAGs sent out to explore the world.
This’ll take a lot of testing. I’ll put beta versions of the RPG out behind my mailing list signup form, (and let existing members of the list know where it is, when it’s ready to be tested, so don’t sweat the small stuff.) Eventually I’ll have a Patreon, then it’ll be probably behind the paywall. Depending on how much demand and feedback I get, I might try to get it published. With art and spiffy stuff and everything.
I’m doing this THERE and not HERE because enough of you (and people on the other hosting sites) indicated that given the choice, you’d prefer to save Threadbare’s story thread for, well, stories. Which brings me to the next thing;
Threadbare WILL have a sequel. It will also have spinoffs, and stories stuff happening in the same world. I’m not sure which’ll hit first. If it’s a spinoff, or a new story, it’ll be a different post on this site.
But if Threadbare’s the POV character, then I’ll continue it here.
It’s been a hell of a ride.
And you know what? We ain’t done yet.
But for now, let’s let Threadbare have his happy ending. The poor guy worked hard for it.
Hell, just look at how far he's come, from level 1 so long ago!
THREADBARE’S CHARACTER SHEET
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Name: Threadbare
Age: 5
Guild: Reclaimers Association of Generica
Jobs:
Greater Toy Golem Level 17
Cave Bear Level 14
Ruler Level 16
Tailor Level 11
Model Level 11
Necromancer Level 11
Duelist Level 14
Animator Level 16
Enchanter Level 12
Golemist Level 25
Smith Level 11
Sculptor Level 13
Shaman Level 5
Jobs stored in Guild Registry
Scout Level 11
Attributes:
Strength: 177 Constitution: 175 Hit Points: 352(462) Armor: 62(76)
Intelligence: 303 Wisdom: 233(240) Sanity: 536(712) Mental Fortitude: 52
Dexterity: 200(207) Agility: 137(144) Stamina: 347(471) Endurance: 72
Charisma: 139(168) Willpower: 289 Moxie: 428(567) Cool: 20(55)
Perception: 112 Luck: 125(132) Fortune: 237(354) Fate: 25(32)
Generic Skills
Brawling - Level 68 (+40)
Climb - Level 14
Clubs and Maces - Level 21
Dagger - Level 9
Dodge - Level 18
Fishing - Level 1
Magic Items - Resist Fire 29
Ride - Level 12
Stealth - Level 18
Swim - Level 5
Greater Toy Golem Skills
Adorable - Level 47
Bodyguard - Level 9
Gift of Sapience - Level NA
Golem Body - Level 34
Innocent Embrace - Level 17
Magic Resistance -Level 17
Cave Bear Skills
Animalistic Interface - NA
Claw Swipes - 58
Darkspawn - NA
Forage - 13
Growl - 2
Hibernate - 37
Scents and Sensibility - 23
Stubborn - 10
Toughness - 25
Ruler Skills
Appoint Official - Level NA
Emboldening Speech - Level 20
Identify Subject - Level 10
It's Good to be King - NA
King's Quest - Level 15
Kingsguard - Level 1
Noblesse Oblige - Level 56
Organize Minions - Level NA
Proclaim Treaty - Level NA
Royal Audience - Level 22
Simple Decree - Level 15
Swear Fealty - Level NA
Tailor Skills
Adjust Outfit - Level 5
Clean and Press - Level 20
Recycle Cloth - Level 2
Tailoring - Level 54(69)
Model Skills
Adjust Weight - Level 14
Call Outfit - Level 6
Dietary Restriction - Level 55 (+110 to all pools)
Fascination - Level 9
Flex - Level 22
Makeup - Level 12
Self-Esteem - Level 22
Sexy Pose - Level 2
Strong Pose - Level 17
Work it Baby - Level 55 (+55% to raw item bonuses)
Necromancer Skills
Assess Corpse - Level 12
Command the Dead - Level 28
Deathsight - Level 9
Drain Life - Level 8
Invite Undead - Level 12
Mana Focus - Level NA (+11% to sanity)
Skeletons - Level 19
Soulstone - Level 45
Speak With Dead - Level 24
Zombies - Level 3
Duelist Skills
Challenge - Level 12
Dazzling Entrance - Level 17
Disarm - Level 2
Fancy Flourish - Level 13 (20)
Guard Stance - Level 22
Parry - Level 27
Riposte - Level 1
Swashbuckler's Spirit - NA (+20 to cool)
Swinger - Level 2
Weapon Specialist - Level 50 (Brawling +25)
Animator Skills
Animus - Level 41
Animus Blade - Level 15
Animus Shield - Level 4
Arm Creation - Level 7
Command Animus - Level 23
Creator's Guardians - Level 70
Deanimate - Level 1
Distant Animus - Level 1
Dollseye - Level 18
Eye for Detail - Level 20
Magic Mouth - Level 18
Mend - Level 68
Enchanter Skills
Appraise - Level 30
Boost+5 - Level 25
Boost +10 - Level 5
Disenchant - Level 24
Elemental Protection - Level 18
Glowgleam - Level 26
Harden - Level 36
Soften - Level 31
Spellstore I - Level 40
Spellstore V - Level 18
Spellstore X - Level 8
Wards - Level 3
Golemist Skills
Armor Golem - Level 2
Bone Golem - Level 1
Call Golem - Level 4
Clay Golem - Level 3
Command Golem - Level 24
Flesh Golem - Level 1
Golem Animus - Level 66
Golem Guardians - NA
Greater Golem Upgrade - Level 2
Invite Golem - Level 12
Mend Golem - Level 66
Program Golem - Level 43
Toy Golem - Level 83
Wood Golem - Level 19
Smith Skills
Adjust Arms and Armor - Level 20
Refine Ore - Level 15
Smelt Down - Level 7
Smithing - Level 52
Sculptor Skills
Detect Clay - Level 8
Mend Ceramic - Level 6
Refine Clay - Level 18
Sculpting - Level 61
Shaman Skills
Beastly Skill Borrow - Level 1
Call Vines - Level 1
Dreamquest - Level 25
Fated Preserver - Level NA
Poison Resistance - Level NA
Secret Herbs and Spices - Level 5
Slow Regeneration - Level 3
Speak with Nature - Level 16
Equipment
Journeyman Tailor's Apron of fire resistance (+6 Armor, +10 Tailoring, Resist Fire 9)(+3 Armor, +5 Tailoring, +5 Resist Fire from WIB)
Okay Quality Bling
Ringtail Master's Coat of fire resistance (+5 CHA, +5 LUCK, +5 Armor, +5 Fate, +10 Resist Fire 10)(+2 CHA, LUCK, Armor, Fate, +5 Resist Fire from WIB)
Rippen Tear Cloak (+10 to brawling, +5 Armor)(+5 Brawling, +2 Armor from WIB)
Rod of Baronly Might (+5 CHA, +5 WIS, +10 Cool)(+2 CHA, WIS, +5 Cool from WIB)
Sneakypants (+5 Camouflage)(+2 Camouflage from WIB)
Yellow Belt of Bravado (+5 AGL, +5 DEX, +5 to the Fancy Flourish skill)(+2 AGL, DEX, Fancy Flourish from WIB)
Toy Top Hat (CHA +10)(+5 CHA from WIB)
Golden Laurels (Enables the REST skill, usable every two hours.)
Inventory
A Folded-steel Dagger (Dagger Level 10)
Tailor's Tools
4 vials of Green Reagent.
1 Vial of Blue Reagent
A pouch of assorted crystals, rank 1-4.
Minorphone (Enhances voice and social skills focused through it twice per day)
Quests
Unlocked Jobs
Air Elementalist, Berserker, Cleric, Cook, Cultist, Grifter, Spirit Medium, Tamer, Wizard
THREADBARE’S JOBS AND SKILLS
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THREADBARE’S JOBS AND SKILLS
CAVE BEAR
Cave Bears are large beasts, tough and strong and stubborn. They eat pretty much anything organic and spend most of their lives underground, emerging to forage as needed. Bears gain experience by eating bear-associated foods, roaming their territory, and defeating foes with their natural weapons.
GREATER TOY GOLEM
Toy golems are the protectors of children everywhere! And also good, reasonably cheap guardians for any fledgling golemist. They aren't the toughest of golems, but they possess a few costly powers good for helping their charges survive. Like all golems, they're sturdy, resistant to magic, and immune to a lot of things that would kill living beings. Greater golems possess sapience, and attribute ranks that lesser golems simply do not have. They can even learn jobs! Limited in that aspect only by the intelligence of their crafter, greater golems have theoretically astronomical potential. Greater Toy Golems gain experience by doing adorable things, surviving conflict by toughing it out, and defeating foes using their natural weapons.
ANIMATOR
Animators give life to inanimate objects, awakening them to serve and defend the animator. Animators gain experience by casting animator spells and defeating foes with their animi.
DUELIST
Duelists fight with their chosen weapon and swashbuckle around, using mobility and attitude to win their fights. Duelists gain experience through fighting with their specialized weapon, defeating foes with panache and style, and doing risky, flashy things in dangerous situations. Note: Specialized weapons can be changed. Practice hard, your specialized weapon will shift to your highest weapon skill.
ENCHANTER
Enchanters are one of the oddest adventuring professions. They do most of their work beforehand, and use their items to devastating effect. Enchanters gain experience by creating magical items, casting enchanter spells, and using their created items to defeat foes.
GOLEMIST
Congratulations! Through blending Animator and Enchanter, you are now a golemist! Golemists craft unique magical constructs, and use them to fight their battles. Golemists gain experience by casting golemist spells, creating golems, and using their golems to defeat their foes.
MODEL
Models improve their bodies and attitudes, displaying their glory for all to see and controlling how others look upon them. Models gain experience by using model skills, succesfully controlling first impressions, and defeating their foes through social manuvering.
NECROMANCER
Necromancers raise the dead to do their bidding, and can negotiate with powerful spirits and undead entities. Necromancers gain experience by interacting positively with the dead, casting necromancer spells, and using the undead to defeat their foes.
RULER
Rulers entice people to work for them, and organize them through decrees and rewards to do their bidding. Rulers gain experience by having their subjects do their bidding, organizing others to a common goal, and looking out for the interests of those in their charge.
SCOUT
Scouts roam the wilderness, spying upon foes and using stealth and survival to accomplish their goals. Remember, be prepared! Scouts gain experience by using scout skills, exploring new wilderness areas, and remaining undetected by foes.
SHAMAN
Shamans are wise in the ways of nature, dealing with plants, beasts, and natural forces for their own benefit and the benefit of their communities. Shamans have a wide grab bag of versatile tools, and are at home dealing with most problems that can arise in the wilderness. Shamans gain experience by living in accordance with nature, dealing with beasts, plants, and natural events, and helping their chosen tribe.
SCULPTOR
Sculptors work with clay, either fired or unfired, crafting pottery and related items with knives, wheels, and kilns.
SMITH
Smiths work with metal, crafting objects with the help of a forge, anvil, and hammer.
TAILOR
Tailors work with cloth and occasionally other flexible materials, crafting objects with the help of scissors, needle, and thread.
GREATER TOY GOLEM SKILLS
ADORABLE
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Adorable has a chance of activating when you do something cute in front of an audience, or onlookers blame you for something that isn't your fault. It improves the attitude of anyone who fails to resist your charms.
BODYGUARD
Level 10, Cost: 25 Sta Duration: 1 minute per toy golem level
Name a target party member when activating this skill. For the duration, you have a chance of intercepting each attack aimed at them, so long as you remain within two yards of them. Multiple attackers or overwhelming amounts of strikes may reduce the effectiveness of this defence.
GIFT OF SAPIENCE
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive ConstantCongratulations, you now have all the attributes and can think and learn. Good luck with that. You also have 8 adventuring job slots, and 4 crafting job slots.
GOLEM BODY
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Your body has no organs, and is made from inorganic or once-organic material infused with a magical force. By being exposed to effects that would kill or cripple living beings and surviving them, this skill will level up. As it levels up, you will gain immunity and resistance to a wider range of lethal effects.
INNOCENT EMBRACE
Level 5, Cost: Sanity equal to half the amount healed, Duration: Instant
Heals an embraced target 10 X the level of this skill. Will affect on other golems, is standard healing otherwise. Currently activated through Animalistic Interface, and will affect any legal target embraced. Does not affect uninjured targets.
MAGIC RESISTANCE
Level 1, Cost: N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Has a chance of negating any non-beneficial magic cast upon you. The chance of success is dependant upon the spellcaster's level.
CAVE BEAR SKILLS
ANIMALISTIC INTERFACE
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Allows the beast to use their racial skills without requiring vocalization. All skills that are not constant passives may be turned on and off as the situation and instinct require.
CLAW SWIPES
Level 1, Cost 5 Sta, Duration: 5 attacks
Enhances the damage caused by your hands and feet, and adds the sharp quality for the next five strikes. Currently activated through Animalistic Interface, and will activate whenever you brawl with intent to injure.
DARKSPAWN
Level 10, Cost: N/A Duration: Passive Constant
You gain a bonus to all attributes equal to twice your Cave Bear level while in darkness, and can see normally in darkness. Sufficient light will disrupt this effect, and the bonus does not increase the maximum size of the associated pools.
FORAGE
Level 1, Cost 10 Sta, Duration: 10 minutes
Greatly enhances your perception for the purposes of finding food, water, or other natural resources in the wilderness. At higher levels, may be used to locate specific naturally occuring resources. Currently activated through Animalistic Interface, will activate whenever you hunt for natural resources.
GROWL
Level 5, Cost 10 Mox, Duration: Instant
Growl at a target to damage their sanity.
HIBERNATE
Level 5, Cost N/A, Duration: 1-3 months
Go into a torpid sleep. Requires a cool, dark place and you cannot be affected by the Starving condition. Restores all pools to full, as per a normal rest.
SCENTS AND SENSIBILITY
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: 5 minutes
Activates heightened smell, greatly increasing perception for that sense and allowing you to catalogue and remember specific odors. Currently activated through Animalistic Interface, and will activate whenever you encounter an interesting scent.
STUBBORN
Level 5, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Increases your resistance to sanity damaging effects.
TOUGHNESS
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Has a chance of increasing whenever you take serious damage. Raises your maximum HP by two whenever it increases.
SCULPTOR
DETECT CLAY
Level 1, Cost 5 For, Duration: Instant
Directs you to the nearest sources of clay, pigment, and other substances useful for sculpting
MEND CERAMIC
Level 10, Cost 20 For, Duration: Instant
Mends a damaged pottery item, repairing it a small amount.
REFINE CLAY
Level 5, Cost 10 Sta, Duration: Instant
Seperates any usable pottery crafting materials out of whatever material it's mixed with.
SMITH
ADJUST ARMS AND ARMOR
Level 5, Cost 10 Sta, Duration: instant
Resizes any armor or weapons to fit the chosen wearer or wielder, and also allows minor alterations.
REFINE ORE
Level 1, Cost 10 Sta, Duration: Instant
Separates any usable crafting materials in a container or dirt, ore, or stone into neat piles of material.
SMELT DOWN
Level 10, Cost 25 Sta, Duration: 30+ Seconds
Breaks a metal item down into ingots of metal, and separates out any gems or other materials into a small heap nearby.
SMITHING
Level 1, Cost NA, Duration: 30+ seconds
Crafts the desired metal or mixed-metal-and-forgeable item desired, requiring different materials for each project and the presence of appropriate tools. Has a chance of failure.
TAILOR
ADJUST OUTFIT
Level 5, Cost 20 Sta, Duration: Instant
Resizes any cloth outfit to fit the chosen wearer, and also allows minor alterations.
CLEAN AND PRESS
Level 1, Cost 10 Sta, Duration: Instant
Instantly cleans the selected item, and removes any wrinkles, stains, or other blemishes. Only works on items that are primarily textiles.
RECYCLE CLOTH
Level 10, Cost 25 Sta, Duration: 30+ Seconds
Breaks a cloth item down into bolts and patches, and separates out any leather or other materials into a small heap nearby.
TAILORING
Level 1, Cost NA, Duration: 30+ seconds
Crafts the desired cloth or mixed-textile-and-sewable-materials item desired, requiring different materials for each project and the presence of appropriate tools. Has a chance of failure.
ANIMATOR
ANIMUS
Level 1, Cost 10+ San, Duration: 10 min/level
Turns an object into an animi, capable of movement, combat, and simple tasks as ordered by its creator. Must be in its creator's party to do anything beyond defend itself. The greater the size and mass of the object, the more it costs to animate, and the more hit points, strength, and constitution it begins with. The type of material also factors in, and determines the starting armor rating of the animi.
ANIMUS BLADE
Level 5, Cost: 15+ Sanity Duration: 10 minutes per animator level
Animates a slashing weapon and grants it minor flight, causing it to move and attack on its own. It cannot venture more than a small distance from you, and will orbit you without taking action unless invited into your party. Its weapon skill is dependent upon your weapon skill, and its equivalent strength is dependent upon your will.
ANIMUS SHIELD
Level 10, Cost: 20+ San Duration: 10 minutes per level
Animates a shield, that moves as if wielded by an invisible warrior. Must be in a creator's party to do anything beyond defend itself.
ARM CREATION
Level 5, Cost: 10 San Duration: N/A
Teaches an animi a weapon skill that you know, allowing it to wield and use weapons that are manageable given its size and manipulative appendages. Lasts until the animi deanimates.
COMMAND ANIMUS
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: Instant
Allows the caster to issue one command to an animi that isn't currently in its creator's party. If successfully cast, the animi will follow the command to the best of its ability until it is impossible to do so.
CREATOR'S GUARDIANS
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Enhances animi in the creator's party, boosting all attributes. The amount buffed is influenced by the animator's will and this skill's level. Has a chance of increasing every time a new animi first joins the animator's party.
DEANIMATE
Level 15, Cost 50 San, Duration: Instant
A ray that inflicts moderate damage upon a nearby animus, construct, golem, or other animated object, and has no effect on other creatures. This damage cannot be prevented by armor, or resisted by the Resist Magic skill.
DISTANT ANIMUS
Level 15, Cost 50 San, Duration: Instant
Animates an object at range, no touch required. The animation cost must be paid on top of the distant animus cost. The range is short, equivalent to one foot per animator level.
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DOLLSEYE
Level 5, Cost: 5 San Duration: 10 minutes per animator level
Allows the animator to see through one of their animi. Lasts until the animi deactivates, or can be shut off at will. Occupies the sight capabilities of one of the Animator's eyes, so perception penalties and confusion may occur if both eyes are open at once. You cannot have more than one dollseye effect active for each functional eye your body possesses.
EYE FOR DETAIL
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: 1 minute
Allows the animator to examine the status of any animi, golem, or other construct he looks upon. Also analyzes any object for animation potential and sanity cost. Can be resisted.
MAGIC MOUTH
Level 10, Cost: 20 San Duration: 10 minutes per level
Allow the animator to speak through one of the animi currently in their party, regardless of distance. If the animi does not have a mouth, the voice issues forth from the closest approximate place a mouth would be on a living being of similar structure.
MEND
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: Instant
Instantly repairs the target construct or object, restoring a small amount of HP, influenced by the level of this skill and the animator's will.
DUELIST
CHALLENGE
Level 1, Cost 5 Mox, Duration: Instant
Calls out a target to fight you. They suffer combat penalties based on your charisma unless they are actively trying to attack you. Resistible, because some foes are just too cool for you.
DAZZLING ENTRANCE
Level 1, Cost 10 Mox, Duration: Instant
Used before revealing yourself to foes, the more dramatic your appearance the better. Boosts your charisma and cool for a short time.
DISARM
Level 10 Cost: 20 Sta Duration: Instant
Has a chance of disarming a foe's wielded item. The foe must be in melee range.
FANCY FLOURISH
Level 1, Cost 5 Sta, Duration: Instant
Unleash a fancy set of moves that won't hurt your foe but look really cool. Attacks their moxie.
GUARD STANCE
Level 1, Cost 10 Sta, Duration: Until dropped, or the end of the fight
Assume a guard stance, and gain a bonus to your dodge skill and armor, at the cost of lowering your strength and dexterity.
PARRY
Level 5, Cost: N/A Duration: Passive Constant
While you have your specialized weapon drawn, you have a chance of parrying any melee attack you are aware of.
RIPOSTE
Level 10 Cost: NA Duration: Passive Constant
Whenever you successfully parry an attack, you have a chance at riposting, triggering a free attack with whatever weapon you are currently wielding.
SWASHBUCKLER'S SPIRIT
Level 5, Cost: N/A Duration: Passive Constant
Your Charisma buffs your Cool.
SWINGER
Level 5, Cost: N/A Duration: One minute per skill level
Activate this skill to buff your agility and climb skill while swinging from ropes, chains, chandeliers, etc...
WEAPON SPECIALIST
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Enhances your weapon skill. Automatically assigned to your highest weapon skill. If you have two or more equal highest weapon skills, you may freely choose which to specialize in at any time.
ENCHANTER
APPRAISE
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: 5 minutes
Allows you to see all relevant information about a mundane or magical item.
BOOST +5
Level 5, Cost 25 San, Duration: Permanent
Enchants a magic item to boost an attribute or defense or magical effect by +5. Not cumulative. Consumes three doses of RED Reagents and a level 1 crystal.
BOOST +10
Level 10, Cost 50 San, Duration: Permanent
Enchants a magic item to boost an attribute or defense or magical effect by +10. Not cumulative. Consumes three doses of YELLOW Reagents and a level 2 crystal.
DISENCHANT
Level 10, Cost 30 San, Duration: Instant
Attempts to disenchant a nearby magical item that you have created or that you control or own. Breaks it down into reagents and crystals. Chance of failure based on skill and the complexity of the item, mitigated by intelligence.
ELEMENTAL PROTECTION
Level 5, Cost 50 San, Duration: Permanent
Combine with a dedicated boost to imbue a wielded or worn item with a field that disperses or absorbs elemental energy of the chosen type, sparing you some harm. Consumes one dose of ORANGE Reagents.
GLOWGLEAM
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: 1 hour per level
Infuses any object with a simple light spell. The luminescence is based upon the caster's intelligence.
HARDEN
Level 1, Cost 10 San, Duration: 10 minutes
Increases the toughness of any object or construct temporarily, adding to its armor and/or damage potential.
SOFTEN
Level 1, Cost 10 San, Duration: 10 minutes
Decreases the toughness of any object or construct temporarily, reducing its armor and/or damage potential.
SPELLSTORE I
Level 1, Cost 10 San, Duration: Permanent
Prepares an object that stores a level 1 spell or skill inside of it. Anyone can then read, break, drink, or otherwise use the object in an appropriate manner to activate the spell. Requires and consumes one dose of RED Reagents. The enchanter does not have to be the person storing the spell inside the Spellstore.
SPELLSTORE V
Level 5, Cost 20 San, Duration: Permanent
Prepares an object that stores a level 5 spell or skill inside of it. Anyone can then read, break, drink, or otherwise use the object in an appropriate manner to activate the spell. Requires and consumes one dose of ORANGE Reagents. The enchanter does not have to be the person storing the spell inside the Spellstore.
SPELLSTORE X
Level 10, Cost 40 San, Duration: Permanent
Prepares an object that stores a level 10 spell or skill inside of it. Anyone can then read, break, drink, or otherwise use the object in an appropriate manner to activate the spell. Requires and consumes one dose of YELLOW Reagents. The enchanter does not have to be the person storing the spell inside the Spellstore.
WARDS
Level 5, Cost 50 San, Duration: Permanent until damaged or dispelled
Creates wards within an area against a particular creature type. Creatures of that type within the area are debuffed and affected with a damage-over-time effect based on the skill level. Magical effects created that are tied to that creature type may be suppressed or countered while within the area. Requires and consumes one dose of GREEN Reagents.
GOLEMIST
ARMOR GOLEM
Level 20 Cost: 350 San Duration: Permanent
Creates an armor golem shell out of metal. Requires metal, 3 BLUE reagents and a level 4 crystal.
BONE GOLEM
Level 15, Cost 250 San, Duration: Permanent
Allows the golemist to construct a bone golem shell. Requires bones, 3 doses of GREEN reagents, and a level 3 crystal.
CALL GOLEM
Level 15, Cost 75 San, Duration: Instant
Teleports one of your golems to your side. The golem must either be in your party, or within 500 feet per rank in this skill at the time of casting.
CLAY GOLEM
Level 10, Cost 200 San, Duration: Permanent
Allows the golemist to construct a clay golem shell, which may then be baked or left unfired, as desired. Requires clay, 1 dose of GREEN reagents, and a level 2 Crystal.
COMMAND GOLEM
Level 1, Cost 20 San, Duration: 1 minute per level
Allows the caster to issue one command to a golem that isn't currently in a party. If unresisted, the golem will follow the command to the best of its ability until it is impossible to do so, or until the command wears off.
FLESH GOLEM
Level 20 Cost: 300 San Duration: Permanent
Creates a flesh golem shell out of a corpse, or corpses sewn together. The less damage there is to the corpse (or corpses), the more it will mimic life. Requires corpse(s), 1 BLUE reagent, and a level 3 crystal.
GOLEM ANIMUS
Level 1, Cost 50 San, Duration: Permanent
Turns a prepared golem shell into a functional lesser golem, that will obey its creator's commands to the best of its ability.
GOLEM GUARDIANS
Level 10, Cost NA, Duration: Passive Constant
Enhances golems in the creator's party, boosting all attributes. The amount buffed is influenced by the Golemist's will.
GREATER GOLEM UPGRADE
Level 25, Cost 250 San, Duration: Permanent
Changes a lesser golem into a sapient greater golem version of itself.
INVITE GOLEM
Level 1, Cost 10 San, Duration: Instant
Used to invite golems into your party. Automatically affects golems created by the golemist, can be resisted by other golems. Will not affect golems in their creator's party.
MEND GOLEM
Level 5, Cost: 20 San Duration: Instant
Heals a golem for a moderate amount, dependent upon your intelligence and skill level.
PROGRAM GOLEM
Level 5, Cost: 50 San Duration: Permanent until changed
Allows the golemist to give conditional instructions to golems under his control. The golems will follow these instructions until it becomes impossible to do so. The higher the skill, the more instructions can be given, and the more complex they can become. Some experimentation is necessary for best results.
TOY GOLEM
Level 1, Cost 100 San, Duration: Permanent
Allows the golemist to construct a toy golem shell. Requires a toy, one dose of YELLOW reagents, and a level 1 Crystal.
WOOD GOLEM
Level 5, Cost: 150 San Duration: Permanent
Allows the golemist to construct a wood golem shell. Requires wood, three doses of YELLOW reagents, and a level 2 Crystal.
MODEL
ADJUST WEIGHT
Level 10 Cost: 20 Sta Duration: 1 minute per skill level.
You may adjust your weight upward or downward, increasing or decreasing it by a percentage based upon your model level, or any point in between. Your body will get thinner or fatter as you do so. Getting too heavy will debuff your agility. Getting too light will debuff your strength.
CALL OUTFIT
Level 5, Cost: 20 Mox Duration: Instant
Instantly summons one of your regular equipment sets from wherever it may be. The set must be kept together, and cannot include material heavier than leather.
DIETARY RESTRICTIONS
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Until broken
So long as you have spent the last week without eating anything with the UNHEALTHY identifier you gain a small buff to all pools. This bonus is cumulative, up to twice your rank of this skill. Eating UNHEALTHY designated food immediately removes all versions of the buff.
FASCINATION
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Dependant upon skill
Heal, aid, or otherwise be nice to an enemy in combat. If unresisted by mental fortitude, the foe will become temporarily fascinated with you, for a duration proportionate to this skill's level.
FLEX
Level 1, Cost 10 Sta, Duration: 1 minute per level
Buff your endurance and armor by the level of this skill.
MAKEUP
Level 5, Cost: 10 Mox Duration: Until smeared or removed
Allows you to apply makeup that buffs any one of your skills. Form follows function, so the makeup must be appropriate to the job that contains the skill being buffed.
SELF-ESTEEM
Level 1, Cost 10 Mox, Duration: 1 minute per level
Buff your mental fortitude and cool by the level of this skill.
SEXY POSE
Level 10 Cost: 20 Sta Duration: 1 minute per model level.
Buffs your charisma, but only applies when dealing with people who are capable of being sexually attracted to you. Only one pose may be active at a time.
STRONG POSE
Level 5, Cost: 10 Sta Duration: 1 minute per model level
Buffs your strength. Only one pose may be active at a time.
WORK IT BABY
Level 1, Cost NA, Duration: Passive Constant
Whenever one of your worn or wielded items creates a favorable impression in at least one onlooker, then this skill has a chance of increasing. All worn and wielded items that confer bonuses have their bonuses increased by a small percentage for each level of this skill. Note that the difference is harder to see with lower level gear and lower levels of the skill.
NECROMANCER
ASSESS CORPSE
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: 1 minute
Allows the animator to examine the status of any undead creature he looks upon. Also analyzes any corpse for animation potential and sanity cost. Can be resisted.
COMMAND THE DEAD
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: 1 minute per level
Allows the caster to issue a command to a single undead creature. If unresisted, the creature most follow its orders to the best of its ability. Can also be used to invite unintelligent undead into a party, at which point they can be verbally commanded indefinitely by the caster.
DEATHSIGHT
Level 5, Cost: 10 San Duration: 5 minutes per necromancer level
Automatically tells you the number of hit points any creature you can see has left. May not work on level ???? creatures.
DRAIN LIFE
Level 10, Cost: 20 San Duration: Instant
Drains a small amount of life from a nearby foe and adds it to your hit points. Will heal regardless of physical form. Does not affect certain monster types.
INVITE UNDEAD
Level 5 Cost: 10 San Duration: 1 Hour per necromancer level
Invites the targeted undead to your party. Non-sapient undead who are not already in a party will automatically join if this spell is not resisted. Intelligent undead always have the option of refusal.
MANA FOCUS
Level 10 Cost: N/A Duration: Passive Constant
Buffs your sanity pool by a percentage equal to your necromancer level.
SKELETONS
Level 5 Cost: 15 San Duration: Permanent
Animates one skeleton or skeletal fragment into a skeleton. Requires a spirit.
SOULSTONE
Level 1, Cost: 20 San, Duration: Permanent
Creates a soulstone crystal, which can house a newly-deceased spirit or an existing incorporeal undead. A spirit in a soulstone may be conversed with, used to create a new undead, or simply unleashed upon the world at a time of the caster's choosing.
SPEAK WITH DEAD
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: 1 minute per level
Allows the necromancer and those around them to converse with corpses, spirits, or normally incoherent undead. In places with particularly strong spirits, the caster may be notified of the presence of conversable spirits.
ZOMBIES
Level 1, Cost: 10 San, Duration: Permanent
Turns a corpse into a zombie. Requires a spirit present in the area.
RULER
APPOINT OFFICIAL
Level 5, Cost: 25 Mox Duration: Permanent until changed
You may appoint one official per ruler level. This official, who must be one of your subjects, may accept oaths of fealty, and add them to your subject pool.
EMBOLDENING SPEECH
Level 1, Cost: 10 Mox, Duration: Instant
Buffs all allies moxie and sanity by an amount related to the ruler's charisma. Only affects allies within earshot.
IDENTIFY SUBJECT
Level 1, Cost: 5 Mox, Duration: 5 minutes
Allows the ruler to examine a sworn subject's status screen. May also be used on people within your party, giving more information than the party status screen.
IT'S GOOD TO BE KING
Level 10, Cost: N/A Duration: Passive Constant
You gain a tiny fraction of experience whenever one of your subjects does. Experience gained from higher level individuals goes directly to leveling your ruler class. Experience gained from lower level individuals may only be utilized for King's Quest rewards.
KING'S QUEST
Level 10, Cost: 20 Mox Duration: Permanent until changed
Decree a public quest. All your subjects within earshot may accept. Any who fulfill the quest reap the benefits of the quest immediately.
KINGSGUARD
Level 15, Cost: 50 For Duration: Until you rest
Promote one or more of your party members to Kingsguard. They gain a buff to their weapon skills and pools affected by your charisma and ruler level.
NOBLESSE OBLIGE
Level 1, Cost: N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Buffs all sworn subjects and party members a small amount. The stat buffed is dependent upon your highest attribute.
ORGANIZE MINIONS
Level 5, Cost: 15 Mox Duration: Permanent until changed
You may choose one quest shared among your party members or subjects. While on that quest and working toward that goal, they gain a bonus to all attributes equivalent to your ruler level.
PROCLAIM TREATY
Level 15, Cost: 200 Mox Duration: Permanent until dismissed
Choose a nation or organization. All subjects are notified of your new treaty with this group, and suffer a debuff when attacking members of this group. They also gain a charisma and perception bonus affected by your ruler level when dealing with members of this group.
ROYAL AUDIENCE
Level 1, Cost 10 Mox, Duration: 1 Minute per level
Buffs your charisma, but only when dealing with sworn subjects
SIMPLE DECREE
Level 1, Cost 10 Mox, Duration: Permanent until changed
Declare a simple command in twelve words or less. All sworn subjects are notified of the decree. Any who do not comply with this decree take moxie damage influenced by your charisma and wisdom, resisted by cool. Only one simple decree may be in place at a time. Simple commands may not be used to inflict suicidal or self-harmful activities.
SWEAR FEALTY
Level 5 Cost: Special Duration: Permanent until changed
Any individual may swear fealty to you, spending five moxie while in your presence or the presence of any of your appointed officials. They become one of your subjects and are subject to many of your other ruler skills and effects.
SCOUT
ALERTNESS
Level 5 Cost: N/A Duration: Passive Constant
Alertness has a chance to auto-activate all your sensory-enhancing skills for free in the event that you are ambushed or about to encounter unseen danger.
BEST ROUTE
Level 5 Cost: 15 San Duration: One hour per scout level
Activate while examining a visible terrain feature. Examines the best route from your current location to your destination, and marks it visibly. Everyone in your party can see the best route trail. The higher the skill, the better the route found. At high levels it will detect and detour around dangerous monsters and towards treasure and resources.
CAMOUFLAGE
Level 1, Cost 5 San/Min, Duration: Until dismissed or exhausted
Blends the Scout in with his surroundings, buffing their stealth skill. More effective in the wilderness, scales according to skill level.
FIRESTARTER
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: Instant
Creates a fire, burning any flammable material it's used upon. Intensity of the starting flames depends on the skill level.
KEEN EYE
Level 1, Cost 5 Sta, Duration: A minute per scout level
Buffs a scout's perception, effects dependent upon skill level
SCOUTER
Level 10, Cost 20 San, Duration: 10 seconds per scout level
Allows the scout to view part or all of a visible target's status screen.
STURDY BACK
Level 1, Cost NA, Duration: Passive Constant
Lightens the burdens of any heavy load carried, making items literally weigh less. Does not apply to weapons and armor equipped. Higher skill level means more weight reduction
WAKEFUL WANDERING
Level 10, Cost 20 San, Duration: Maximum of 4 hours per Scout level
Allows the scout to ignore the need for sleep and fatigue penalties. At the end of the duration, or whenever the scout deactivates the skill, the scout is in a coma for an equal duration spent under the influence of Wakeful Wandering
WIND'S WHISPER
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: 1 message
May be activated silently. Sends a message on the wind to any named target within range. Range and amount of words speakable per message increase with skill level.
SHAMAN
BEASTLY SKILL BORROW
Level 5, Cost 10 San, Duration: 1 minute per shaman level
Name a beast when casting this spell. You gain access to all the skills that a beast of that type would have at level one. Every skill has a rating equivalent to half your Beastly Skill Borrow level.
CALL VINES
Level 5, Cost 10 San, Duration: 1 minute per shaman level
Causes magical, mobile vines to spring out from any plant, tree, or nearby vegetation. The stronger the shaman, the stronger the vines.
DREAMQUEST
Level 5, Cost 20 San, Duration: 3-5 hours
Sends the (willing) recipient into a deep slumber for a few hours, during which time they contact the deeper forces of nature in the area and get a glimpse of the past, present, future, or all of the above. At the same time. Skilled shamans or those in the right place might be able to discern some information from a dream quest.
FATED PRESERVER
Level 1, Cost N/A, Duration: Passive Constant
Shamans are guardians of nature, and have a little more significance in the grand scheme of things. Their Fate is buffed by a number equivalent to their Shaman level.
POISON RESISTANCE
Level 1, Cost NA, Duration: Passive Constant
Reduces the damage and negative effects of poisons and the poisoned condition.
SECRET HERBS AND SPICES
Level 1, Cost 10 San, Duration: 1 minute per shaman level
Helps the shaman find herbs and natural components, and identifies unknown plants and their uses. Also counts as the Herbalism skill, when harvesting plant-based resources.
SLOW REGENERATION
Level 1, Cost 10 San, Duration: a number of minutes equal to the shaman's level
Heals the target an amount of hit points equal to the skill over the course of a minute. May be cast on uninjured targets. As usual, healing past the target's maximum hp is ignored.
SPEAK WITH NATURE
Level 1, Cost 5 San, Duration: One conversation
Allows the shaman to talk with beasts, plants, and other creatures and entities close to nature.
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