Synopsis
This is a ‘He Who Fights With Monsters’ Fan fiction.
Spoiler alert - I’d probably suggest reading up to at least book 4/5 maybe 6 of He Who Fights With Monsters to avoid any spoilers of themes I’ve explored.
SCHEDULE. After a short break I’ve moved into a Tues+Thurs release to compliment the Patreon release of HWFWM, If I write lots then I’ll add in some Sat/Sun
I’ve followed the story for years and subscribe to Shirtaloon’s Patreon and can honestly say it is the best story I’ve ever read. This is my attempt at staving off the addiction of waiting for each chapter to be released online by writing my own parallel story in his universe. I have no writing training just a fair bit of imagination and enthusiasm. So far I have an entire book written (pending editing) and started on the second. Please bare with it in the beginning as I was getting used to putting my imagination down on a page. I hope anyone enjoys this.
Originally conceived as an experiment generating essences and powers for me and my brother. Extended to our significant others we had four characters to play with so I made a scenario battle for fun. This turned into a few chapters and onto the start of a story.
The timeline is not entirely finalised, certainly after book 4, I’m waiting for Shirtaloon to expose more of the goings on from Greenstone post book 11/12 to say whether or not my books happen before or after the monster surge.
The story follows two brothers and their wives who are snatched suddenly from Earth with no knowledge of magic and whisked away to Pallimustus. Their arrival is cushioned somewhat by powerful beings who are elusive as to the reason why.
Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1 ‘Rushing headlong can be the plan’2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2 ‘More impressive than one punch’2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3 ‘Good, we can attack in any direction!’2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4 ‘Thousands of innocent lives’2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 5 ‘Well that’s just petty’2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 6 ‘Good news and Bad news’2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 7 ‘Welcome to the temple of Hero’2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 8 ‘TMNT’2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 9 ‘Chasing doubt’2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 10 ‘The realm of uncertainty’2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 11 ‘Daishō’2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 12 ‘Rune Lore’2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 13 ‘Just before David Attenborough starts narrating.’2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 14 ‘A shopping trip!’2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 15 ‘That seems like cheating’2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 16 ‘Scary mind witch’2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 17 ‘Plain Vanilla’2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 18 ‘Fizz, Pop, Bang’2024-11-13
- 19Chapter 19 ‘Getting registered’2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 20 ‘An Owl, a Dog and a Bear walk into the jungle…’2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 21 ‘No explosions.’2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 22 ‘Be your dirty shame’2024-11-13
- 23Chapter 23 ‘Servitor’s Provision’2024-11-13
- 24Chapter 24 ‘Prepared, for everything’2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 25 ‘Magical Mechanic’2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 26 ‘Baking a cake’2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 27 ‘And you can bugger off’2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 28 ‘Hunted’2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 29 ‘Barbaric healing’2024-11-13
- 30Chapter 30 ‘Better than a campervan’2024-11-13
- 31Chapter 31 ‘Just needs food and booze’2024-11-13
- 32Chapter 32 ‘See, he can be responsible’2024-11-13
- 33Chapter 33 ‘Dark tunnels is going to be the place‘2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 34 ‘A sentiment felt by the whole team‘2024-11-13
- 35Chapter 35 ‘Welcome aboard’2024-11-13
- 36Chapter 36 ‘Lotsa things needing killing out there’2024-11-13
- 37Chapter 37 ‘Beautiful, but horrible.’2024-11-13
- 38Chapter 38 ‘I swear by my pretty floral bonnet’2024-11-13
- 39Chapter 39 ‘Enter the Matrix’2024-11-13
- 40Chapter 40 ‘Nightmare Siren’2024-11-13
- 41Chapter 41 ‘Ahead of the market rush.’2024-11-13
- 42Chapter 42 ‘Back to school’2024-11-13
- 43Chapter 43 ‘Podophilic loot’2024-11-13
- 44Chapter 44 ‘A six legged gorilla themed centaur’2024-11-13
- 45Chapter 45 ‘Just an expression.’2024-11-13
- 46Chapter 46 ‘Glad we’ve still got the regular scary going on’2024-11-13
- 47Chapter 47 ‘Star Command’2024-11-13
- 48Chapter 48 ‘For Odins sons are we!’2024-11-13
- 49Chapter 49 ‘What’s the worst that can happen if we’re together’2024-11-13
- 50Chapter 50 ‘Just casually changing peoples lives’2024-11-13
- 51Chapter 51 ‘We wouldn’t want life to get boring now would we?’2024-11-13
- 52Chapter 52 ‘At least a satisfied’2024-11-13
- 53Chapter 53 ‘Too much’2024-11-13
- 54Chapter 54 ‘Freedom!’2024-11-13
- 55Chapter 55 ‘Crebain’2024-11-13
- 56Chapter 56 ‘But the dude can’t fly…’2024-11-13
- 57Chapter 57 ‘The surprises kept coming’2024-11-13
- 58Chapter 58 ‘For when you wake up and choose violence’2024-11-13
- 59Chapter 59 ‘Open architecture’2024-11-13
- 60Chapter 60 ‘Bread sauce and Yorkshire puddings’2024-11-13
- 61Chapter 61 ‘Sing a song, be stabbed by the chef’2024-11-13
- 62Chapter 62 ‘He’s that good’2024-11-13
- 63Chapter 63 ‘What the ladies have in store.’2024-11-13
- 64Chapter 64 ‘Firefly class’2024-11-13
- 65Chapter 65 ‘Fuck about and find out club’2024-11-13
- 66Chapter 66 ‘Black mark’2024-11-13
- 67Chapter 67 ‘The Empire’2024-11-13
- 68Chapter 68 ‘Mud Rhino’2024-11-13
- 69Chapter 69 ‘Hallmarks of a Hero’2024-11-13
- 70Chapter 70 ‘A healer most days’2024-11-13
- 71Chapter 71 ‘Time to do some gangsta shit.’2024-11-13
- 72Chapter 72 ‘Holy mother of war’2024-11-13
- 73Chapter 73 ‘Gatling laser’2024-11-13
- 74Chapter 74 ‘An ass out of this world’2024-11-13
- 75Chapter 75 ‘Are we winning?’2024-11-13
- 76Chapter 76 ‘Pray to any god that might listen’2024-11-13
- 77Chapter 77 ‘Good cop, bad cop’2024-11-13
- 78Chapter 78 ‘Burn the Witch’2024-11-13
- 79Chapter 79 ‘To many more adventures’2024-11-13
- 80Chapter 80 (Start of book 2) ‘Burn the trolls’2024-11-13
- 81Chapter 81 ‘Madam Mayor’2024-11-13
- 82Chapter 82 ‘By city Authority’2024-11-13
- 83Chapter 83 ‘Coffee’2024-11-13
- 84Chapter 84 ‘Worth in the eye of the beholder’2024-11-13
- 85Chapter 85 Ole!2024-11-13
- 86Chapter 86 ‘Mirror Kingdom’2024-11-13
- 87Chapter 87 ‘Magnificent Ursine Specimen’2024-11-13
- 88Chapter 88 ‘Kung Foo’2024-11-13
- 89Chapter 89 ‘Brutal’2024-11-13
- 90Chapter 90 ‘Shareholders’2024-11-13
- 91Chapter 91 ‘Walking the world’2024-11-13
- 92Chapter 92 ‘It has begun’2024-11-13
- 93Chapter 93 ‘Glory’2024-11-13
- 94Chapter 94 ‘Diamonds on the soles of her shoes.’2024-11-13
- 95Chapter 95 ‘How lucky you are’2024-11-13
- 96Chapter 96 ‘Until we see you again’2024-11-13
- 97Chapter 97 ‘Investment in our future’2024-11-13