[Setting: Kelvin claps his hands towards Isaiah, who leaps to the side, dodging the shockwave. Dinwiddie follows up, with a bolt of lightning in his hand, striking the ground where Isaiah was. Isaiah jumps over this action, elevating himself over Dinwiddie with his hand and using Dinwiddie’s back as a springboard.]

Isaiah: Oh, now you’re definitely the worst! Auntie says lighting users are all terrible! [Isaiah’s eyes are now back into focused form.]

[Jameson begins to transform into a canine-like monster. His teeth are so large his mouth can’t close, and drool foams at the mouth.]

Isaiah: Where are you from, Underworld? Didn’t think I’d have to spank Clifford today!

Blonde Lady [interjection]: Ah, Jameson, the Fang. He’s one of the Black Dogs of the Isle Kingdoms. They’re a wild group. How are you gonna beat that, kid?

[Back to Action]

[Isaiah is holding back the dog monster by its ears pinning it’s mouth back.

Isaiah: If this is all you guys have got, can you just throw in the towel now? I was hoping for more, y’know!

Dinwiddie: Kelvin, hit the bloke down! Now!

Kelvin: I can’t get a good shot! The fucker is too fast, he keeps moving in-between you all I can’t see him good enough!

[Dinwiddie charges a bolt in his hand. Grabbing the dog’s tail, he tips it backwards towards him, causing the dog to fall over. Isaiah quickly jumps off and lands to the side, while the dog lands onto Dinwiddie, causing him to lose the bolt in his hands.]

Isaiah: Well, that wasn’t what either of you expected now, was it? I'm about to do to you what Michael Vick did to puppies in 2009. Uh-oh! [Isaiah’s senses go off. He jumps up and over Kelvin, who still can’t get a good shot. It’s revealed that Isaiah jumped out of the way of Pattinson, who was spinning in a self-contained tornado.]

Isaiah: He can do the Tazmanian Devil thing? That is so fitting!

Kelvin: How did you see him? He snuck up behind you!

Isaiah: I’m full of surprises, mate. Here’s my next trick! [Isaiah’s arms and back burst into flames, and jumps in front of Kelvin, who can’t react fast enough.] I know they say keep your hands to yourself, but... [He flames grow exponentially, and his eyes begin to glow orange as well. He burns Kelvin’s hands and wrists direly.]

Kelvin: AWWW!! [Isaiah punches him in the face, sending him flying into a tree which bowls over on impact.

Isaiah: Aw crap, didn’t mean to do slash and burn today.

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Dinwiddie [still stuck under the dog]: Kelvin! He just knocked out Kelvin! You bastard! Get up Jameson, get up blast!

Isaiah: Okay I think we can stop with the South Park references now.

Pat: Damnit! You bloke, I’ll murder you and everyone you love! [He begins to spin violently towards Isaiah]

Isaiah: Hey mate, don’t get your knickers in a twist! [Isaiah runs toward the tornado jumping over it, spinning back around. Pat stops to face him.] Toro, tor- wait, I forgot wrong kingdom. Give me a second, I’ll think of something better.

Pat: You don’t get one second, c-c-cocksucker! [He begins to motion.]

Isaiah: Okay, but you’re missing out! I had a good one planned! [His eyes begin to glow orange once more as he jumps once more, landing with his hands on Pat’s shoulders as they begin to spin. A fiery tornado takes place, but then immediately is pushed down into the ground. When the dust and smoke lift, Isaiah is seen positioned over Pat, who is buried into the ground from the neck-down.] I was about to start singing “You’ll Never Walk Alone.” Although I guess that would only work if you’re from Liverpool. And now I’m dizzy. [Senses go off once more.] Crap![Dodges up towards a tree, hanging upside down.]

Dinwiddie: Take this! [Lands on the ground, releasing a bolt of blue streaks which cracks the ground open, barely missing Pat’s head.] Damn! How did you do that again?

Isaiah: Buddy, yelling out “Take this!” is a dead giveaway. And I told you, I’m full of surprises. But how did you get from under the dog?

Jameson: Because I woke up, mate! [Jameson, in just his shorts and shoes, reveals he had reverted into his man-like form, but immediately transforms back into a dog. His eyes are now level with Isaiah, who’s focused eyes look back into him as he hangs from a tree.]

Dinwiddie: Can’t run now bloke!

Isaiah: Run from what?

[Jameson howls]

Dinwiddie: That!

Isaiah: Run from you two? Never. [He dislodges himself from the tree, falling back down onto the grass, Spider-Man style] I’ve seen poodles with more bite than Sparky off his leash. But since you bark so much, let’s see if you back it up. [A large glow begins to gather in his hands, and his eyes focus once more.]

Dinwiddie: What’re you doing!?

Blonde Woman[Interjection]: What technique is that? How much power can he gather in his hands? Who is this kid?! Where did he come from?

[Back to action]

Dinwiddie: [Yells at Jameson] Well don’t stand there! Get his arse! [The dog lunges at him.]

Isaiah: I’ve been working on this for years now. [He jumps to meet Jameson] I’m about to send you to the pound you piece of cr-aaaahhhh! [The fire in his hands explodes in his midair and sends him flying back into the trees behind him. The dog lands, while trees crash around Isaiah.]

Isaiah [under leaves and branches]: Ngh. Well, that blew up in my face, literally. I thought I had that move down already.

Dinwiddie: Found ya, bastard. All tied up?

Isaiah: Okay, y’know, if you’re going to make jokes like that you might as well kill me now. Please. How did you get here so fast?

Dinwiddie [Puts a foot onto Isaiah’s chest]:You flew back six meters before the trees took you down. Looks like this is it for you, tosser.

Isaiah: Tosser? That’s your last name for me, really? Dang. [Dinwiddie pushes down harder] Ugh-I had a really good comeback if you had called me a wanker instead. Wanna hear it?

Dinwiddie: Sorry mate, the last thing I want is to hear you talk anymore. Ya fucked up my boys and now ya get to pay the price. [Electricity sparks up in his hand while the dog creeps up behind, foaming at the mouth.] But even though you showed up out of nowhere and blindsided us with an attack...

Isaiah: Not entirely true, you guys attacked me firstaaahh! [Dinwiddie digs deeper into his chest]

Dinwiddie: We’re not heartless. As a show of respect, or maybe mercy, you can choose how you go. Eaten alive, or by struck by lightning. Your choice!

Isaiah: I wish there was a girl here. I always hoped I’d go out death by snu-snu.