Where am I?

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How did I get here?

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Where is my body?

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Wait.... I thought I was dead.... I was in my office grading papers..... I drank some of the tea my secretary made....... and everything started going black.... I knew it was poison I had studied ancient poisons and weaponry for decades so of course I had to know the modern ones......

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What happened after that......

I died, I know I did, after ingesting that much cantarella it wouldn't be as slow as I've discovered it to be as doseage very clearly causes length of life to shorten the more ingested. I was able to scribble enough of a note down to say what the poison was and who I suspected but would that be enough I don't know. Enough of that though there's no point in dwelling on the past let's look at the present.

I can not see. I can not smell. I can not hear. I can not feel. I can not taste. I have no senses but yet I have consciousness..... why? Wait what is this feeling? It's like the sun is shining on me, I can feel the warmth, oh what an amazing feeling this is.

But how? I have no body or any substance yet I can feel why? I'm not sure but this warmth is nice it's like I haven't been warm in years. My mind is spinning at a thousand miles an hour but I'm getting tired. I think it's time for a quick nap and then we can figure out what's going on after that.