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Cliche and a Fight! V2.0

Cliche and a Fight! V2.0

--A Very Large City--

"Well i be damned, this city is more packed then my own capital city!" With a small chuckle and a goofy smile plastered on his lips, Anauel walked in to the large city. One that gave him a slight estimate on the worlds size as With this many people packed in to a city like this and it was not even a capital. Walking in to the city with eyes filled with curious glints Anauel explored the vast city, buying snacks every now and then with his soon favorite becoming the season sticks of meat a certain vendor sold. It was like the perfect blend of spice, sweetness, and soft meat as it practically melted in your mouth. It was close to heaven for a food lover like Anauel. With one hand now holding a paper bag filled to the brim with foods of various types while his other continued holding on to the current season stick he let his eyes soon stare at a large wooden building.

The wooden establishment almost put small forts to shame as the sheer size of the building dwarfed the houses around it, the sign hanging off the side with metal chains holding it read 'Adventurers Guild'. "They have one here to? Mn...well i guess the Gods don't really intervene much." With a soft chuckle he finished off the food in his hand before tossing it in his bag. Licking his fingers clean before walking inside. "Oh what trouble can i get in to here.." With a evil grin on his lips Anauel had many scary thoughts flash in his mind.

--The Cliche Adventurers Tavern--

The inside of the Wooden building seemed even bigger then it was on the outside but still felt packed to the brim with people. several Dozen men and women were scattered throughout the place, garbed in almost every time of armor and holding several types of weapons. The sword and spear appearing to be the most common. This place was anything but quiet as people joked and laughed with mugs clenched tightly in there fingers but all went silent as Anauel stepped inside, eyes staring at him from every direction. Anauel was quite oblivious to this fact though as he munched loudly on a snack, his eyes widening a bit after the first couple seconds. "What?" Stuffing another thing in his mouth he talked with his mouth full. "Never seen a person eat and walk before?" Sadly he did not take in to consideration it was not the food that caught everyone's attention but his abnormal height and rare hair color.  

Walking over to the front desk with a female attendant standing behind he flashed the girl a smile that brought a red tint to her cheeks. "How might i help you today..sir?" The woman's voice was low, embarrassed to talk to the man before her. With only a widening smiling that caused the girl to wiggle where she stood he seemed to ponder for a mere moment. "Ah, yes, i was wondering how a person might sign up for this..Adventuring thingy." Scratching his head he looked around. "Seems like a great hobby if anything, i bet there are benefits no?" Anauel's voice was anything but quiet and it caught many of the Adventurers ears, causing many to laugh at him or look at him with hatred filled eyes. One even standing up from his seat to confront Anauel. "Oy, buddy, this place is not for some weak pretty boys like you. This place also ain't a joke so go run away to Dadd-" The brute of the man was shortly cut off with hands clamped on to his mouth, his voice silenced. "Now now Young one~ you are starting to get on my nerves.." A small vein of annoyance popped up on Anauel's forehead, he was never known for his patience this past few centuries. "First of all, i am older then you by a thousands of year.." His grip tightened on the mans mouth. The poor brutes jaw creaking under the pressure.

The scene sadly ended with the brute being tossed out the wooden door before rolling across the stone street with a broken jaw.  "Now~! Anyone else wish to say something?" With a giant smile that made him look like he did nothing wrong he slowly turned back to the wide eyed woman behind the desk. "All dangerous, people die, blah blah~ don't care. Sign me up please! Also explain the basics for me Gorgeous." Winking at the woman who blushed again quickly pulled out a sheet of paper with blank spaces meant to be filled in. A pen was soon handed towards Anauel who took it gently before his eyes gazed at the form. "So honesty or filled in some thing with fake things to seem cool?" Chuckling the woman shook her head. "Honesty sir, if you don't wish to say something specific you don't have to fill it out." Tapping his chin with the pen his hands were fast as he filled in the information. "Name, Anauel Zer Vilarious Doven.." Sadly he could not fill in his entire name so he stopped at the 7th word. "Nickname? Oh man i had so many, the latest one was Star Killer.." Filling that in he glanced over at the age. "So rude these people~" with a fake scoffing sound he wrote down 40,143. After that it was basic information like height, weight, eye, and hair color.

Moving over to the next section of the paper it asked him, 'In your opinion what was your greatest accomplishment', 'Where did you come from', and 'What was the hardest monster you have ever fought'. "Well then~  Biggest accomplishment was the destruction of Four Winds Dragon sect. I came from Obalon and the hardest thing i ever fought?" Anauel was in deep thought for a solid minute as he searched through his mind. "Universe Eater, definitely." Sadly after he said that he visibly cringed. Those beings ate Complete multiverses for dinner and it was almost impossible to 'Kill' one as it a True Immortal or God in some peoples eyes. The worse you could do is do enough damage to make it not worth the meal of the universe though the only way to do that was go inside its belly. Its belly the size of a universe. You get it at this point right?

"So Sir, the basic information you need to know is the ranking system along with the jobs you take according to your rank." With his ears perking up Anauel was already sensing the similarity from how is old world was to this one. The woman took her time explaining to Anauel the ins and out of the job, her eyes bulging when she stole a glance at the sheet he filled out. The magic on the pen only allowing you to write the truth, a class SS magic that would be explained soon. "The ranking system works with Beginners or people who just joined. Those people start at the rank of E while the highest ranks were SS which are considered heros or Guild Leaders who run the building." Anauel chuckled in his mind as he listened. Was it bad this sounded like a cliche novel? "Alright well can one come in as a higher rank then the starting E?" The woman quickly nodded in agreement. "Yes you can, you are required to take a test though and depending on the results it can decide your rank. You can do this once every week. Also your ranking affects the jobs you can take as you are only allowed to do a 1 job above your rank unless you are a Rank A trying to do a S ranked mission. The gap is to large so we do not allow it." Arching his brow at the last statement Anauel merely sighed in his head.

"I am going to assume you wish to take the Advancement Test sir?" Anauel only smiled and nodded. "Alright, well if you head in to the back and go right please head towards Testing Room 2." Yawning quietly Anauel stepped past the woman and headed in to the back where a infinitely long hallway greeted him. "Cute magic and i guess they have people doing this all the time." Unknown to Anauel the desk attendant quickly took out the filled form and contacted the Guild leader. With a bag of snacks in hand Anauel walked in to the Testing room only to side step out of the way as a man was sent crashing out of the door and in to the hall way, his body banged and bruised. "Um..You alright there buddy?"  Nudging the unconscious body with his Foot Anauel only shrugs before his eyes widened and he let out a loud laugh.

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

--Testing Room 2--

Short, Plump, Curvy, Spit fire attitude and Red hair that matched that attitude. Those were but a few words to describe the 4'9 woman standing in the room before him but the icing on the cake was all the scattered bodies around the place inside, grunts and moans of pains accompanying the lovely image before Anauel. "Marry me!" Dropping the bag of food that oddly enough landed without spilling its contents Anauel raised both hands above his head as he praised, the half eaten BBQ stick still in one hand. Narrowed, vivid Green eyes greeted Anauel's actions as the woman turned to face him. Her perfectly proportioned body jiggled in all the right place that might as well had Anauel Drooling.

The female was overall a bombshell, a light freckled face with a mane of fiery red had that reached down to her bottom. The curls giving it a blanket like look even tied in the pony tail like it was. "Another Tester!" Her voice was heavenly but looks should never fool you as she dashed from her location that put world athletes to shame before her foot came up to connect with Anauels temple. Sadly being the overpowered god like person he was Anauel merely came up with his free hand before grabbing a hold of the lovely thing. "Need a foot massage? I promise i can get all those pesky knots out." A Huff then a feminine yell as she insulted his ancestors greeted his ears, at least he thought so before the woman pulled her foot back and put distance between him and her.

"Your fucker.." The girl narrowed her eyes at Anauel even more, her stare could kill a man. Or a Map if she was like Anauel any. Nomming quietly on his food his held a pleasant smile on his lips as he watched the girl examine him for openings, deciding which way to strike at him to quickly remove him out of the fight but was it bad Anauel left dozens of those openings? Dashing forward once more the girl began a flurry of jabs and kicks aimed at those supposedly defenseless points only to be disappointed as Anauel block the strikes with ease, a tap there to direct the fist another way, a side step with a foot hanging out to trip her there.

"Not bad if i do say! You could improve though as your putting so little power with your hips when you strike, tsk tsk. Couple thousand more years and you might be able to do it." Chuckling quietly Anauel noticed the girl grinding her teeth before hand made a couple of hand signs as the Mana in the air began pulling itself in to a physical shape in her hands. A sword made out of pure flame soon was adorning her hand, one large enough to harvest trees. "Oh..Dear."

(Author Note: Think Witcher Signs)

"So um deary, You do know fire and wood do not mix right?" He had blocked a couple of her strikes from before with the small, toothpick thin wood that originally had his snack on it. She only flashed Anauel a grin before she got in to a stance with the Flaming Great sword. "Fine! I will get serious to!" Spreading his legs apart with the wooden stick in front of him. "I shall defeat you with this! Unguard!" With a overly dramatic voice and a predictable and highly flashy forward thrust. Anauel was of course not stupid and knew a regular thing like this would break against anything so he decided to infuse Mana in to it, giving the original brown wood a blue tint as his striked aimed at her shoulder. "Face my Indestructible, yet not as large as my own, Wooden Stick!"

The female was taken by surprise by how loud his statements were which brought a red tint on to her cheeks, causing Anauel to arch his brow momentarily as he thought the girl a brute of a woman. The exchange was short and to the point though as the Female quickly side stepped the strike at the last moment before countering with a move of her own, the weapon of pure fire quickly lashing out to strike against his arm. "Do you not like my thrusts dear? Shall i go faster?" Wiggling his brows at her Anauel seemed to dance around her, dodging the strike as he spun around her side. His back against hers. "Ho ho~ See what we have here!"

At this point the woman was confused, aggravated, and blushing furiously at his statements. Whenever she turned to try and strike at him once more he would not be there, Anauel sticking to her back like glue as he watched her fruitless attempts to get back at him. "Martial Arts is a great thing hun, should try it some time~" Eventually Anauel got tired of his little game after a solid five minutes as he removed himself from her back and began a flurry of mind boggling fast thrusts towards the girl, quickly putting her on the defensive as she dodged and parried the strikes aimed at her.

The Men and Women around the room had woken up by this point and were greeted with this mysterious man not only toying around with the monster they got beat by but the Guild Leader of all things! Of course the perverted jokes he threw out were not disregarded as many of the female adventurers went starry eyed and blushed furiously as well, who would not want to be in bed with Anauel's body type? Strings of curses erupted from the Guild Leader as she was being pushed back as Anauel kept the flow of the battle in his favor, every increasing his speed to the point where she would never be able to defend. "Damn it! Go die in a hole you perverted bastard!"

Somehow she managed to put distance between her and Anauel once more before another flurry of signs were cast by her hands, pale, almost transparent blue armor soon covered her body while a shield soon covered her left hand. The flaming sword reducing itself in size to accommodate for her new gear. "Well then my dear, i am not sure if this is long enough to pierce through your shield." Anauels eyes glanced back and forth between his Mana imbued weapon and her. Repeating the action several times.

"Poo..well dear i gue-" Quickly ducking underneath a strike the woman lashed out with, Anauel greeted the extended weapon with his own. Condensing his mana around the tip of the wooden stick he stabbed forward, poking a hole in the flaming weapon which gave shocked gasped from the people in the room and wide eyes from the Guild Leader. Following up with another strike Anauel's free hand flattened itself out in to a palm before lashing out and connecting with the front of the girls armor. The strike he used was part of a style he specifically invited for taking on foes much like her with heavy armor covering one self from head to toe. It was named 'Mountain Crusher' as it was dedicated to Heavy strikes infused with Mana in to the limbs for armor crushing effects, though if fully mastered it could quite literally crush mountains.

The strike against the Guild Leader was..unblock able to say the least as he lashed out faster then her body could react , though he made sure to lessen the amount of Mana he put in to the strike so it would not turn the girl in to a bloody paste. The Mana armor she wore broke like glass as his fist made contact with it, bypassing it before the palm strike landed square on her chest. The audible crunch of bones breaking echoed through the room before the Guild Leader went flying in to the wall behind her, her body bouncing off the durable material before hitting the ground with a thud. Blood seeping out the corner of her lips. "Shit.."