Ronan: Hello everyone. As you may have noticed, our update schedule has been sporadic. That is because we have come to a vote, 2 to 1, to end the story here. We feel that the book has started to impact our personal lives and so, for our well-being, have decided to end things here. There will be no more updates.
Laney: Rowan did not like that though. :P
Ronan: Yes. Rowan disagreed with our choice. From now on, we will be deleting their notes and refusing to allow them to update. If you happen to see another story part, please DO NOT read it. There is no more story, so reading and commenting will only make things worse for us.
Laney: But we know that a lot of you really appreciated what we've written so far, so we wanted to share with you how the story would've ended! <3
Ronan: Right. The story would've ended on a grim, but realistic, note. Neo Houston would be saved by Jay's sacrifice of his life. He would kill Alphaman and leave Stygian to take up the mantle of being the city's new hero. Stygian would never recover from this loss, but carry on the sacred duty nonetheless. Razzmatazz would've gone back to being a lone villain, Texas and Taurrage would become even worse villains, and Frame and Echo would split up from the trauma they endured. Most of the Heroes would carry on, never knowing that Jay saved them all.
Laney: Bitch what.
Ronan: what?
Laney: YOU SAID WE COULD ADD SOME OF MY IDEAS TOO.
Ronan: I did! Gannet lives in this version!
Laney: NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO DIE.
Ronan: would you quit with the girly shit? we can't write a happy ending for everyone! it's too fluffy! this story is serious.
Laney: We have purple, talking Pomeranians in this story. We can afford fluff!
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Ronan: I wanted him to be a wolf.
Laney: Shut up.
Ronan: you girls cutesiefied my cool hero story.
Laney: SHUT UP. ROWAN ISN'T EVEN A GIRL. >:C
Ronan: Fuck you! sorry I don't want a dumb chick-flick ending where Jay holds hands with all his enemies!
Laney: readers, I know you'd like my ending better so I'm going to tell you it.
Ronan: be quiet.
Laney: ANYWAY IN MY ENDING, Jay and Gannet convince Alphaman to stop his rampage by bringing Calamity back. Calamity and Alphaman repair their relationship, and the villains prove to the world the Network is evil. Jay gets married to Gannet, with Razz and Pixamena as maids of honor. I don't really care that much about all the other minor characters so idk what they do. HAPPILY EVER AFTER. YAY.
Ronan: Bro what? Calamity and Alphaman never even had a relationship. What are they going to repair?
Laney: YES THEY DID
Ronan: fucking your nemesis in a back alley when you're supposed to be beating them up is not a relationship.
Laney: IT IS IF YOU KISS THEM AND SAY YOU LOVE THEM.
Ronan: Well Griffin never said it.
Laney: Alpha did. So Calamity at least had a relationship with half of Alphaman.
Ronan: So, it would be OOC if they got back together. Right?
Laney: No! Ronan! we have to fix it their story, it's not fair they get such a bad end because we messed up writing the story our first try!
Ronan: Fuck, you sound like Rowan. This is my story, I'm allowed to give them all smallpox and shoot them with a bazooka if I want to!
Laney: whatever! we're done anyway! I hope I never talk to you again! I hate you!
Ronan: I hate you more! You're like a stupid little fangirl who should've kept reading her cringy anime oneshots. No wonder your writing fucking sucks!
Laney: D:
Ronan: D: D: D: look at me I'm Laney Im too fucking dumb to express my emotions, I have to use stupid little emoticons. D:D:D:D:D :3c:##:#:#:dsf'lkadlkf fuck you.
Laney: I'm not dumb.
Ronan: Yes you are.
Ronan: It's like I'm the only one who cares about this story okay? Just listen to me, that's all I'm asking.
Ronan: Laney?
Ronan: Laney, really? Don't ignore me. I know you're checking this document.
Ronan: Look I'm sorry okay? at least say you'll help me keep Rowan in check.
Ronan: Please come back.
Ronan: I don't want to be alone in this. I'm scared too.