Chapter 1
The world is not fair, that what I thought when I die. No truck-kun didn’t get me, instead I got a heart attack instead while playing PC games. No not the VR type either, but the usual RPG maker type except this one I make it up, u know the RPG maker thingie then you download the game and play or mess it up after you load the core of the game!
Well that what I did, I took a RPG game that someone make and change some stuff to mess around. I was a college student struggle with school work so I don’t have time to grind… story and excused of cheater I know, nobody care especially after I die.
And now I meet a beautiful goddess, which offer me reincarnation with supper cheat option, and skill and women. Such things didn’t happen, I guess the usual hero is the one that draw the jackpot ticket while me, myself atm draw the consolation prize instead!
Instead of a cute chick, I got an overly ugly middle age old dude, with all the accessory come with it, the well feed belly sweating T-shirt, smelly air with empty can beers around!
‘yo did u listen to me? Where u want to go and hurry up with the lottery ticket’ Stupid/smelly old dude speak.
Yes, I holding a lottery ticket, not just any normal lottery but rebirth lottery ticket. It seem that for everyone that die they allow 1 free chance to draw the lottery, of course there an extra option that you can draw again if you don’t like the prize you got but the price is the memory of your previous life!
Look around I saw everyone keep drawing until they have no memory left! The reason is that the first prize is resurrection, the second prize is wandering ghost, and the third prize is … bringing someone you want along with you (meaning you can kill one person you want!) I guess this is why nobody reborn remember much after they rebirth.
You ask why they don’t want to keep their memory. According with the guidebook once you step into the void for reborn you would lost some of your memory every century or so when you travel the void and there no clue how long you have to travel so the chance you lost your memory is very high so instead they want to take their chance at the lottery instead.
Enough drifting off, I draw the lottery and the world shake, or maybe the underworld shake… who know. Then pop up in front of me in bold letter with underline and huge font ‘Congratulation you win a secret prize!’
Ding!
A blue screen pop up in front of me.
Skill gain “Eternal memory”
You will never forget ever, you can remember, recall all that porn you watch like you just recently finish watching it! Don’t you love this ability, all memory will be record into your soul. This will increase your soul size to accommodate this ability, your memory will always take half of your soul space. Meaning if you want to increase your soul size keep memory stuff.
Come with bonus package Photographic memory, soul memory, and soul control.
Skill gain “Photographic memory” Bonus package 1, you will remember everything you experience, be it see, listen feel or just thought and understanding. EVERYTHINGS, so try your best to avoid situation where you would encounter something you don’t want to remember like you know men public bath!!!
Skill gain “Soul Memory”
Bonus package 2, all memory recorded in your soul, in case of your body memory got modify it will be correct with the memory of your soul! Meaning stupid ppl that try to modify your memory would fail horribly. Also anything enter your soul would be memory! There many other effect … go look for it or discover it too lazy to list here.
Skill gain “Soul control”
Bonus package 3, last package of the bonus. The reason is to organize your soul, think library would you like a mess of a book store house where when you want to look for specific book you have to dig through a messy mountain of billion book? No right this skill is to prevent such thing. This also come with a search engine and suggestion just like those internet stuff you used to have!!! (there porn search option too)
Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.
‘Hoh you got the super bonus eh, want to draw again for the top prize?’ asked the fatass.
“Oh no ill take this and go” Me
(What my name you ask? Why would you care? We about to reborn and get a new name! So why bother with the old name that we never going to use.)
Stepping into the void, I got shred apart!
Joke aside, I do feel like my memory getting shred but because of the skill I just got they didn’t. Then I just float, it feel like forever. I’m bored good thing the skill is very interesting so I keep using it to look over the past. Everything I read, saw I can remember them clearly and recall them to read them, learn them! Why? BECAUSE IM BORE.
Think if you floating for like billions of years and no you won’t die, cause you already dead. Now I know why those fat dude said you would lose your memory why wouldn’t you lost it if you try to entertain yourself for maybe 100 years then try to sleep for billions of years.
Without someone to talk to you forgot on how to talk, communicate!
Without thing to do you start to try to forgot about the boring spent time, you slowly lost the ability to think because there no reason or need to think.
And other might just slowly falling into a slumber until they reach the end, ME I can’t because of the Eternal memory skill. So I entertain myself, I learn everything that I could from my memory, then I try thing that might work or might not. I don’t really care as long as I have something to do to try not to get bored.
So in the end I gain the ability to use magic… and ESP… and many other stuff that the Scientist can only dream about. Think about it if humanity can only use 5% of their brain a soul like me have it unlock but I would still only use 5% of it because of habit we used to the lack of the rest 95%.
To the ME that bore to death again I unlock it, soul power I gain the ability to morph mana, I still float with the void though because I can’t do anything without destination or goal to go to but I just wish for something to happen. I don’t remember how I gain control of mana… no I remember because of the darn skill! It happen when I try to control it after few hundred years I gain control of it then I start to be able to control the direction I can move so I guess the void magic is the first element I gain control of! The all the other element none element or unique skill that I ever remember in all the novel I ever read. When you bore you do whatever it take to not bore!
Anyway after I get used to magic manipulation and blow up a few million imaginary continent. I gain ESP skill, why? CAUSE IM BORE, yes that reason again. How I get it? Very simple I pushing my mind, brain and morph the reality according with a certain anime I watch while I’m alive! I don’t really care if it work or not but it something I can do or want to do and in the end… it happen after a few thousand years…
How did I know? I saw electric just like a certain electric girl! And yah I short a few electric cannon with the summoning coin. Can’t be help it the first thing I thought of after I gain the ESP! After that I use the teleportation of the chibi-loli gal related to the electric chick. I even split myself and fight again myself I think I destroy the world a few time… I still floating in the void with no destination though!!!
When the hell am I gona get out of this empty hell? If I really go to hell, I will really beat the shiet out of the devil because he left me hanging here too long… no ill definitely beat the sh*t out of him once I get out of here. While thinking about it I shot a few more void cannon and make a few hole in the void. I mean I would never running out of mana/energy because of a certain skill from a certain man I read in a certain novel that would double his base stat every time he use it! And I used it a few billion year, why because it make me feel the ZEN but eventually it not enough but by then I have too much mana/EN to care anymore.
FLASH-------------------------------
Wait did I just saw a flash of light?
I freak out this the first sign of something change, is it finally time for me to get out of this hell.
I fly with everything I got ESP/Magic/soul power and whatever ability I got before and finally! Nothing happen… WTF! Yes nothing happen you know when you dream you try to catching up to someone and you could never reach them while they keep getting farther away? Yah that how I feel atm!
But no the light come closer but I can’t forcefully speed it up, fine I’ll wait, I already wait for an eternity little more doesn’t matter. After seeming like another eternity I reach the light, and I cry. With happiness, I guess this might be one reason why baby cry! I was born, I never so happy in all eternity of my life. This moment of thankfulness to my new parent!