"Whoosh"

"Bzzzz"

"Boom!"

                  It sounded as I flew through the corridor. Technically, I wasn't actually flying but I was running so fast that it surpassed the sound barrier and created a miniature sonic boom which only I can hear. The things you do before crapping your pants surpasses the human capability. Alas, nothing good goes on forever. I was stopped by a close friend of mine mid way. 

             The topical sun rays enter the school building through the transparent windows which created  a natural illumination of the corridor. The his figure was reflected by the sunlight, showing his stubby nose and oval-ish face. He had big brown eyes and thick eyebrows with curly black hair which resembles our previous Angkorian ancestor and could be mistaken as a foreinger, mostly as Indians or Pakistanis; however, until he opens his mouth and speak. He have an unusually deep voice for a kid my age. If I were to compare, I would say that his voice would be twice as deep as Morgan Freeman's voice. His stature resembles myself, short and thin. However, he was a head taller than me which put many categorize him as tall. He and I goes way back. Our first meeting was when i was in kindergarten. He was the first person to speak to  me which was quite interesting since back then, many  didn't want to approach me since i elude an intimidating aura, even adults wouldn't dare to casually speak to me. What is important to know is that, he was the first person  who invited me to eat weird stuff, things like chalk and glue, which I ate eventually. It had a weird consistency but taste fine. It smelt bad though and I won't lie. It tasted like sugar. Anyhow, I and my friend, whose name is Tou; talked about the upcoming fall anime for a bit and since I couldn't hold it in any longer, I politely left saying that I had a very important homework assignment to submit but I reality, I just wanted to take a dump. It was a pretty smooth move (:3) if i must say.

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            I resumed my sprint and once again I broke the sound barrier and arrived in front of the toilet room. Never had I before seen such a majestic place. It was literally glowing since it was the start of the week and so it was cleaned. However, just to my luck, every single stall was occupied. I look down and saw the pairs of shoes pointing vertically at me. Some stalls even had 2 pairs which was weird. Even I wasn't desperate enough to share a stall. .-. I waited for a bit, hoping that maybe someone would finish up their business. The clock was ticking and it was almost time for class. I didn't want to be late. Late students get a special form of punishment, either extra homework or forcefully humiliating yourself in front of the class which i tend to avoid. The scene of straight guys acting all bisexual made me question my insanity. However, desperate time calls for desperate measures and I am really desperate to poop. It was almost leaking out of my anus. The women toilet's was just opposite of the men. From outside it seems stranded but I didn't want any complications. I silently wait for class to start, thinking that they would leave but alas, they didn't.  They must be the squad of delinquents I heard about, occupying the toilet stalls like it's their home. I had to choose whether I should crap my pants or enter the domain of the females. Many would choose the latter choice however, I would never gamble my dignity with just that. I would rather crap my pants and go home. So i did......

   Without hesitation, I immediately enter girl's toilet.