"I choose you star wars universe" I proudly proclaimed while pointing into the distance.
"Haha! Ok then during what time periode would you like to be born?" She chuckled at my over bearing display
"I'd like to start during the old republic timeline.
But can you make it an alternative universe were the futire is not allready predetermined?
And do I have any say in as what I'm going to be born as or is it all going to be random?" I inquiered
"You may of course let everything be decided by luck. But of course you can also designe everything as you see fit.
Later the abilities you choose will cost points wich you'll earn trough achievements you gain during your live.
Because the system isn't up and running yet I'll let you just tell me what you want and I'll edit your new body to match your desires.
As this is your first time I'll explain to you how this will work only your abilities will cost you points later on you can also choose to fuse an abilitie from one of your lifes with your soul - if you do this that abilitie will stay with you in every future life and the price will be multiplied.
So then tell me what you want." She explained.
"Okay then here I go...
I want to be a sith pureblood and the son of an important familie in the sith empire.
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I want to be able to learn and use every kind of force abilitie.
I want a Midi-chlorian count of 50.000.
I want to...."
"Hold on a moment 50.000 Midi-chlorians???
Don't you think that is a little, tiny teensy-weensy bit over powered?
I mean come on...
even Anakin Skywalker ONLY had 20.000! And he was the chosen one." She interrupted my shoping spree.
"Of course I'm sure!
It wouldn't be a good life if I were to weak so that I could be squashed by every strong individual I come across!
Therefore I have to be the strongest or at least the most potential." I reasond
"*sigh* If that is what you wish!
But I still think that would be boring but it's your life... so what else do you want?" She grumbeled
So I continued
"I want the force related skills and the Midi-chlorians soul fused. I want an extremly strong body that is fully functional.
And I want an almost infinite inventory.
And I wan.."
"Sorry to inzerrupt your shoping spree again but why NEAR infinite? Why not infinite?" She interrupted me again.
"Well I thought an infinite inventory might break the system your going to create!" I answered her.
"You are right! It probably would cause some glitches or bugs.
It's just that normaly I wouldn't have expected you to be so considerate."
"Well but of course my fair lady!" -I always wanted to say something idiotic like that.
"Hahaha! Well then lets move on!" She chuckled.
"However I've got places to be so ...I'll give you...
Let's say 12 more wishes -soul fusing will be an extra wish.
Of course you don't need to spend all your wishes now and can save them for another reincarnation."
"Okay then...
I want two special kyber cristals for my ligthsabers;
A special armour that can withstand laser attacks
And maybe a few holocrons with force or combat techniques recorded in them.
And most important of all I want an internet connection." I stated my final wishes.
"Of course the internet connection will not require a wish for if you have once lived in a world with it living without it would be like torture.
As for the armour, the cristals and the holocrons...
I'm feeling generous right now so I'm only going to charge you three wishes for those instead of one wish for every single object.
So do you have anything particular in mind?" She asked
"No just suprise me." I responded
"Okay then. Good luck and have fun!
Oh I hope you won't mind me watching you from time to time?"
"I wouldn't exactly be able to stop you, now would I?"
"I supose you would not."
After saying this she hit the floor with her tail and I was again embraced by darkness.
But unlike deaths cold embrace this darkness was warm...