Candyland

before on The Story Of A Man Named Bandi...

|--|he picked up the ender pearl and threw it at his grandma's house.

"I'VE ARRI-eeeeeeugh what the heck why is there water all over me?"

he looked down and it looks like he fell in a godlen bath...

"what? that yellow thing was just a pee lake this entire time??"

looks like it was, bandi, looks like it was. so he continued his adventure, and little did he know something weird was gonna happen...|--|

so bandi looked up, got out of the pee lake, and stepped out of the forest. everything seemed normal, exept the grass was pink and all gooey... it almost looked like it was... chewing gum? bandi thought to himself: "what? what is this? where am i?" just to find out next to him was a giant candy cane. to his suprise, all of the trees around him were sugar. is this what he thought it was? yes, yes it is. it's CANDYLA- "wait wait wait, who said i liked candy? i don't really like sugar." ok but who asked? anyways, bandi found himself in candyland. but this isn't where he was supposed to go. why was he stuck in candyland? we dunno, but lets just continue the adventure. bandi just didn't think much of it, and continued his path to grandma. he tripped and fell into a hole made of chips. yeah. i know. weird. anyways, the chips were... cheetos? so he became a- orange. he became orange. he got stuck in the hole, screaming for help, seeking for a response, but no. nobody answered. exept when he looked to his left, he saw a tiny little entrance. he said: "meh, why not." and entered the tiny hole. he crawled ALL THE WAY to the house of... his mom? it's impossible. how did he get back to his own house? he though: "i must be hallucinating! this isn't real." and then the house dissapeared. a genie appeared out of thin air! Genie: "HELLO! i will grant you THREE wishes." Bandi: "i wish for infinite wishes." Genie: "sorry, but that's against the rules!" Bandi: "then i wish that genie rules didn't exist."Genie: "oh, uhh i mean thats fair its not in the rules WISH GRANTED!" Bandi: "now i fish for infinite wishes." Genie: "uhh ok wish granted" Bandi: "i wish i could teleport to anywhere i want." Genie: "ok wish granted"

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so bandi went and tried to teleport to his grandma's house, and, well, he just teleported to a random house. looks like that didn't work... he teleported back to candyland, but... it didn't work? oh, bandi forgot to specify to the genie that he could do it infinite times. so now i guess he's stuck next to this random house! he just walked in a random direction and hoped for the best. what will happen next? (yo that shit rhymes)