The Woods
bandi was just sitting at home, chilling, watching TV. bandi's mom came in and asked: "hey bandi, i gotta get these cookies to my mom. could you do it for me?" and bandi replied: "no im too lazy"...
...so bandi's mom got the belt.
bandi said "NO NO NO PLEASE I-I'LL DO IT I SWEAR!"
-"fine. now GO GET THESE COOKIES TO GRANDMA"
so then bandi went out of his house to get the cookies to grandma. the first place he was headed for was a tree. you might be wondering "hey, why does he need to get to a tree?". well, to climb it and see where he should go of course. so he went to the first tree he saw and climbed it. he climbed and climbed until halfway through, he saw john pork. john pork asked: "hey, what are you doing here?" bandi said "im trying to find my way to my grandma, also PLEASE STOP CALLING ME!" john pork said "no haha" and jumped off the tree. when bandi went to the top of the tree he saw something yellow, wich looked like his grandma's house. so he jumped off the tree BUT... he forgot that there was FALL DAMAGE! so he was now on half a heart. he screamed: "HELP! HELP! IM ABOUT TO DIE!" and a random guy who looked like a bunny said "ok here follow me im gonna give you some bread". so bandi followed the bunny and walked until he saw a GIANT TABLE with SO MUCH FOOD ON IT. so he sat down but WAIT. before sitting down on the table, he looked under it and noticed there was a spike under it. multiple spikes actually. he knew that it was a spike trap, so he said "hey, would'nt it be nice if we changed places? my place has more food, you should eat some". the bunny doubted bandi. he didn't know why, but something was off. but ehhh whatever he just changed places with him...
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...until it was TOO LATE! he sat down the table and died a terrible death... oof. bandi went to continue his path to his grandma's house.
"oh wow i found an enderpearl what a lucky sight"
he picked up the ender pearl and threw it at his grandma's house.
"I'VE ARRI-eeeeeeugh what the heck why is there water all over me?"
he looked down and it looks like he fell in a godlen bath...
"what? that yellow thing was just a pee lake this entire time??"
looks like it was, bandi, looks like it was. so he continued his adventure, and little did he know something weird was gonna happen...