After several weeks of intense hardcore sex filled with passion Hadeus was confirmed pregnant much to the relief of Hadeus and Nick. But Nick needed something more he had all this great power but now he had nothing to do so why not dabble in world domination!.
As Nick and Hadeus were spooning in their large oak wood bed Nick decided to have a serious discussion.
Nick: I'm bored I mean all we do is have sex can't we something- *slap* OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN! IM NOT BORED OF YOU WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH TALKING!.
Hadeus: Well maybe you could start your conversation on a different wording you made it seem as if I was boring you I mean if I bore you so much go find someon- *spank*.
Nick spanked her ass so hard that she rolled off the bed
Hadeus: IM PREGNANT YOU KNOW IM CARRYING YOUR CHILD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!.
Nick: you are the goddess of death and I can control time the baby is fine.
after what seemed like an hour of intense silence neither wanting to speak Hadeus gave in.
Hadeus: Nick I love you I really do but the way you treat me needs to improve i dont like how you treat everyone around as if its a game you need to be more serious about our situation i mea-
Nick: WHAT SITUATION LAST TIME I CHECKED EVERY MORTAL WAS HEALTHY AND HAPPY ME AND YOU MADE SURE THAT THERE WAS NO WARS OUR BABY WILL BE COMING SOON IN A COUPLE MONTHS EVERBODY IS HAPPY!! WHAT SITUATION ARE WE IN I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM THE OTHER 3 IN RANKING CHART I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE WHATS TO WORRY ABOUT!.
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Nick: I'm sorry you are right I need to figure something out ever since I became a god I have just been so aggressive I don't know why.
Hadeus: It is because you devoured avrin the previous god of war and battle the reason why he was so ruthless and battle crazy was because it was his nature and now that you have devoured him you also took that nature that comes with being the god of war and battle. I'm sorry my love but you need to find something that will balance that nature out like peace or love and even calm should help pacify it to a degree the only problem is should you become truly enraged the peace and calm nature fuels the desire for war and battle even more almost as if a catalyst.
Nick: I overheard some of the other gods talking about Gods Bane but I thought it was a kind of poison?
Hadeus: yes to mortals it is But to us gods it acts like weed that you told me about from your world you but you must buy it from Yggdrasil and she is sly it is from her hair that Gods Bane comes from and I doubt she will give it to you for free even if you are her king .
Nick: I'm going to go destroy the previous demon king its been nagging me if he is released I don't want any weird rumors floating around
Hadeus: oh and dear don't forget that time flows much slower here we have been here for several weeks so at the very least a couple hundred years have passed.
Nick: oh you are right I almost forgot thank you *kiss* omm! why do you slide your tongue in my mouth whenever you feel like it is intoxicating I wish you would be consistent I don't want to be here for another couple weeks my love and it is taking all of my willpower right now to not take you right here and now!
Hadeus: Yes deaths kiss is truly wonderful isn't it avrin would keep me in the bed for months I mea-*slap*
Nick: DO YOU EVE-..... do you even think about what you say I told you I don't want to hear his name I even made it a rule in the pantheon all gods are not to speak his name in my presence the mere thought that his thing was inside you fills me with disgust im leaving and won't be back for some time. After Nick said that he disappeared in a flash of bright light and arrived in his temple in the mortal world
(inside temple)
Head priest: And that my people is why the Archon God is complete and utterly made up and should be removed from the pantheon I mean he has never spoke to any of us after he announced his reign-SHUT UP MORTAL!
*shock wave*
Nick: the time difference is way bigger than I had originally thought in my kingdom only a few weeks had passed since I announced my reign I had not realized that there would be such a big difference
*silence*
Nick: what?
Head Priest: my lord I beg forgiveness but only head priests and saints are supposed to be granted an audience.
Nick: Are you telling me that the mortals who worship me and are devout followers are not allowed to see me well who was the idiot who made up that stupid rule?
Head Priest: well that would be avrin god of batt-*pop*
*gasp*
Nick: I made sure to tell everybody no matter the creature that his name never be uttered in my fucking presence. veins surface on Nicks skin and powerful ripples of pure power seep out of Nick and mortals start to turn red and eventually combust causing them to catch flames. Sorry I can’t control my emotions that well here *snap*. All of you are healed and here take some gold cons. Nick opens his palm and makes it horizontal to the ground as a roaring clinking sound resounds throughout the temple causing and soon massive amounts of gold coins start to pour out of Nicks palm making a massive pile of gold coins appear inside the temple and many people rush to the gold coins. Leave some for the temple. Nick commanded as he walked out of the temple and into a beautiful garden. Wow this garden is beautiful who did all of this nick said quietly to himself.
Gardener girl: I did I’m glad you like my hard work. Said a young girl who was tending to the gardens
Nick:*I could would like a garden like this in my lawn.* Would you ever consider coming with me to the realm of the gods and tending to the most beautiful garden ever?
Gardener girl: *who is this guy* well I mean it woul-
Nick: I am Nick Archon king of the Gods. Said Nick as the girl turns around sees Nick and quickly kneels down and hastily apologizes for her rude appearance.
Gardener girl: it would be my honor and pleasure to serve you my lord.
Nick: Good but to make the most beautiful garden we would need some help from the goddess of nature. NEFARIUS! COME DOWN HERE! Roared nick as he called the goddess of nature
In the domain of Nature a beautiful woman was sitting on her throne quietly reading a report about the worlds food supply suddenly a loud roar echoes throughout the realm NEFARIUS COME HERE! .Hmph that jerk wants something well better go see what he needs. *poof* said nefarious as she disappeared in a flash of green leaves.
In the mortal realm
*Poof*
Nefarius: you summoned me my king. Said nefarious as she appeared in a kneeling position in front of Nick.
Nick: Do you have a champion yet? Asked Nick in a questioning tone.
Nefarius: yes actually I was thinking of asking Melissa the girl next to you actually how funny for you to find her. Said nefarious with a amused look on her face.
Nick: *wow now that I get a good look of her she sure is beautiful*well then get to it then send her to my home so she can begin work on my soon to be gardens. Said Nick with clear lust in his eyes that did not go unnoticed by Nefarius.
Nefarius:*wow he sure is honest about what he wants*. Thought Nefarius as she slowly walked towards Nick and whispered in his ear. Would you like a taste? She said as she nibbled his ear
Nick: maybe tonight. Said Nick as he walked away from nefarius and said I’m going to visit the mortal king come to me tonight .
Nefarius: Of course my lord. Said nefarius as she turned to look at the girl. Well I guess you should be my champion now come with me. She said as she extends her hand and as soon as the girl grasps her hand they both disappear. Little did they know that a shadow was watching everything in a corner
Shadow: damn him how dare he cheat on me he can forget about getting any from me for a few hundred years .
Nick: *Damn I just got a horrible feeling* thought Nick as he walked up a hill towards the palace
Few minutes later
As Nick was almost to the palace gates he sees a black cat with green eyes and white paws
Nick: come here cat one as beautiful as yourself should be held and carried. Said Nick to the cat who looked at Nick with wide eyes as if realizing who he was and immediately ran towards Nick and waited to be picked up.
Nick: so soft and smooth. Said Nick with a smile as he picked up and started petting the cat.
Stop thief give me back my cat! .Said a young boy who unsheathed a dagger and ran towards Nick preparing to stab him. Nick hearing this turned around and saw a young boy running towards him so he flicked the air *boom* causing the boy to slam in to a house along the street upon seeing the expected result Nick turned around and kept walking while muttering little bastard.
Nick upon reaching the palace gates was stopped by the guards.
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Palace guards: Halt stranger who are you and why are you here? Asked the palace guard who had stood in front of Nick
Nick: I am here to speak to the mortal king here now step aside lest you test my patience. Said Nick with a snarl.*How dare this mortal to block my path*
Palace guard: I apologize sir but I do not know who you are I would be a complete fool to let in a random person into the palace.
Nick:*I guess he is right but still how can he not recognize me I am the King of the gods has never before been to the temple* I am Nick Archon King of the Gods and I am going to talk to the mortal king who is in that palace now get out my way. Said Nick as he flicked his hand sending the guard slamming into the gate and breaking it open leaving nothing but a puddle of metal and twisted metal
Strangely the cat Nick was holding started to purr at this point as if officially recognizing this man that he is worthy to be its master .Nick realizing the cat had started purring let loose a sly grin this mischievous little cat thought Nick as he started to rub its head while walking through the destroyed gate at this time the head mage suddenly teleported inside the council room shocking the people inside
(Council room)
Head mage: My king a powerful being is coming here be at your utmost respect with all due respect my king his power is unfathomable and is likely a god of some kind don’t upset him in any way I will try to stall him for a little bit but clear out this room and prepare yourself *poof*. Said the Head mage as he teleported away
King Otis: well you people better leave I can’t imagine my good friend Oliver making up something like that so randomly and looking like he just pissed off a sleeping dragon we will continue this discussion at another time. Said the king as the people in the room scrambled to leave hurriedly.
Oliver: this is where the king is my lord through these doors here. Said Oliver as he opened the door
Nick: AH! There you are now we can talk about what I came here for. Said Nick as he walked over to the table and kicked it away sending it flying and through the wall as he summoned a throne made out of pure magic.
King Otis: what would you like to discuss my lord? Said the king as he tried not to tremble in fear
Nick: I want to make a game where people all over the world compete in a tournament and in which the victor can become a god and join my pantheon in the gods realm. You have 100 years to make this happen or your kingdom will face my wrath but should you succeed I will grant you many riches and your kingdom will become the number one power in this mortal realm. Said Nick with a smile
King Oliver: But my king with all due respect I am 43 this year I may not live long enough to accomplish this task you want me to undertake my lord. Said the king as he gathered the courage to tell Nick
Nick: I guess you are correct here take this pouch in it contains three pellets that grant 500 years of life to person who swallows one but I warn you only consume 1 pellet if you were to consume more than 1 your very soul will shatter and you will cease to exist do you understand mortal? Said Nick in a commanding tone
King Otis: Of course my lord but why did you decide to give this task to me and my small kingdom? Asked the king in a nervous voice
Nick: don’t worry about it just get it done in the allotted time is the only thing you need to worry about also here is a string should you get into trouble you may either drop it from your hand or cut it to activate it and I will immediately come to you alright now I must go now oh and by the way I would refrain from telling anybody about the pellets just to be safe now I shall take my leave goodbye mortal I wish you luck.
King Otis: Nick before you leave I just wanted to thank you for this great honor and I will cer-
Nick not letting him finish what he is saying roared out finally!
Nick: Good you know who I am here a gift. Said Nick as he made an egg appear out of seemingly thin air
Nick: Now king this is a celestial shadow fire dragon egg you must treat it with the upmost respect because these little creatures are arrogant and noble in nature and can be some of the cruelest creatures its name shall be Ohio and I suggest letting a woman raise it with love as they prefer women rather than men and Ohio here shall be the guardian of the kingdom I suggest asking the goddess of nature to make you a big mountain for this dragon and also it eats a lot so ask her to make a yggdrasill tree that is made of cow meat and sheep as they are dragons favorite food beside virgins also make sure the owner is a young girl who is royalty and is a virgin if you have a daughter it would work now here is another string for when you believe the egg will hatch cut it or drop the string so I know to come down and help as the hatching process can be quite violent. Well good luck and goodbye hope to see you again soon*poof*. Said Nick as he disappeared in a puff of smoke and reappeared in a Jacuzzi in his house
Nick: Ah! This feels good nice big warm Jacuzzi. Said Nick as he is relaxing suddenly Nick started thinking about how he treated hadeus and felt like shit and wanted to apologize
Nick: Honey are you here? Said Nick as he looks around funny I should have only been gone for a few minutes where did she go thought Nick
Nick: Honey where are you? Says Nick as he gets out of the water and walks to the door. Honey where are you don’t play games with me where are you? Says Nick very confused
I’m in the bedroom dear said a very sweet voice.
Nick:*why does she always mess with me like that she knows I hate it*. Thought Nick as he walked inside the bedroom to find a naked Hadeus cuddling her pet Cerberus
Nick: Honey I just wanted to apologize for how I talked to you earlier and that I will work on how I treat you from now one. Said Nick with clear sincerity. That said I’m glad you are already undressed that means I don’t have to undress you myself said Nick as he walks to the bed and bends down to kiss Hadeus on the lips only for her to turn her head the other way. Did I do something wrong my love said Nick sweetly with a hint of confusion.
Hadeus: DID YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG YOU SAY OH SURE YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU DID I SAW AND HEARD WHAT YOU SAID TO NEFARIUS YOU LIEING CHEATING BASTARD OF A HUSBAND. Roared Hadeus as she slapped him hard enough that he fell down.
Nick: Fine I’m sorry I won’t do it ever again I promise I got you a gift it is a beautiful cat I promise I will neither look nor have any physical interactions with Nefarius tonight I promise.
Hadeus: EVER YOU WONT HAVE ANY PHYSICAL INTERACTION WITH NEFARIUS EVER ONLY ME IM THE ONLY ONE YOU NEED DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NICK!. Roared Nefarius as she prepared her hand as if to slap him again if he dared to do anything other than agree.
Nick: ok I promise I won’t ever do anything with her you are the only woman for me I promise. Said Nick as he got up and prepared to kiss her again. Only for her to turn her head again
Nick: C’mon I apologized honey I’m sorry please I had a long day today and I need you please don’t do this. Nick pleaded as he feared the worst.
Hadeus: Nope you aren’t getting anything for a week. She said with a evil grin as she watched Nick suddenly start crying as if it was the end of the world
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(In a place god Knows where)
God: Best choice I made this son of mine always entertaining
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Nick: Not even a kiss goodnight or even snuggling as we sleep. Nick said with clear desperation in his eyes and voice
Hadeus: Nope you get nothing and don’t you dare mess with play with your time powers mister or you’ll just piss me off even more than I am already. Said Hadeus with pure amusement at the situation.
Nick: Honey please don’t do this a week is a long time for someone like me. Said Nick with tears running down his face.
Hadeus: Fine a kiss goodnight is all you get but don’t you dare push for more or I will extend your punishment. She said with mercy
Nick: Good I will take what I can get. Said Nick as he took off his clothes and jumped in bed and climbed on top of Hadeus and started kissing her.
Hadeus:* this sneaky little bastard I should have said a quick kiss knowing him he will fall asleep while kissing me and sleep on top of me whatever I know he was being honest*
And like that Nick slept on top of Hadeus for a whole week not letting her move and not noticing both strings were cut as he was asleep.
(SO SORRY FOR THE LONG HIATUS GUYS AND GALS I HAD STUFF COME UP BUT HERE IS A LONGER CHAPTER ENJOY)