Nick: Our Father, Who art in heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.
.... God if you are willing to grant me this selfish request I will be loyal and serve you for eternity I want to experience adventure and battle i want to be second only to you i want to be the most powerful being in existence after you I have never sinned never told a lie I have studied all my life and read countless fantasy book, but I am asking you o heavenly father as i ask you every night since I can remember if you could grant me this one request I will never ask anything selfish of you again in Jesus's name I pray amen.
???: My child you are the most devoted human I have ever created * gentle loving smile* I think I should grant you this request since you have been asking me every single night for the past 8 years. Now as for whether or not you will be the second strongest being in existence is entirely up to you but nevertheless I shall help you now I can only grant you 4 items and a wish so chose wisely.
Nick: Thank you father, I want a ring that can freely control time anyway I want to. A ring that lets me turn invisible and breathe underwater. Also a ring that will make me have instant mana and health recovery and also has an infinite dimensional bag. I also want a chalice that can spawn and allow me to consume souls and trap them to power myself up. As for my wish, I want to be in an RPG like ,world so I can quickly gather power and also world language so I can communicate with anything on that world thank you, father.
God: This will be fun my son make me proud farewell and good luck there are some monsters that even Michael would have a tough time with look for a red tree with red apple looking fruits the bag containing your rings is inside it
Nick:*Mom get the camera I did it* *fist pump* now all I have to do is wai- *plop*
666 years later (Note: see what I did there kinda funny eh :))
in the Demon king's castle
Nick: damn almost 700 years I've been in existence and still not been reborn what the fuck man oh wait what is this pushing and tugging sensation am i finally gonna be reborn yes god truly loves me :)
12 mins later
????: push harder mary he is almost out one final push and its over
????????????: MAN! THAT SUCKER IS BIG JESUS CHRIST!!! oh mary my child hold on the healer is almost done
Healer: !@#$%!@#$!@#$!@#$ *sigh* almost lost her *why is this child staring at me like I'm some bug* here you go your, majesty you have a handsome healthy boy
Mary: oh my sweet child you better grow up to be powerful so we can wipe out those filthy humans
Nick:*is this woman my mother she sure is pretty who's that old fart* mother where is my father and who is that old fart in the corner smiling like a fool.
*silence throughout the room*
Mary: It couldn't have been could it father I mean he was just born I'm sure we are all just seeing things cause of exhaustion yeah that's probably it
Nick: No no it's not now let me down I have to go look for a red tree with fruits on it
Grandpa Dylan:* This child was born to be a god among gods just like the ancient prophecy brought to us by a mighty being* come child I shall take you to this tree it should be interesting.*he shall be an excellent demon king*
Nick: Ok grandpa *smiles*
Grandpa Dylan: *grabs nicks hand and pulls him up to carry him* you know child you are the heir to the demon empire any thought on ruling the world?
Nick: Of course and my name is Nick I'm almost 700 years old grandpa
Grandpa: *cries inside he's 300 years older me shouldn't I be the one calling him grandpa*
oh wow you will have to tell me your story sometime *smiles*
Nick: *This old guy is awfully calm something is fishy here* hey grandpa why are you so calm about this don't you find this kinda strange I was just born not even an hour ago
Grandpa Dylan: It was told in a prophecy that a being such as yourself would come to save us from the persecution of the bastard humans. *smile* *glint of hope can be seen in his eye*
Nick: So where is this father of mine why is he not here to see me be born?
*silence for some time*
Grandpa Dylan: They killed him my child *tear slide downhis cheek* they said they wanted to make peace and offered him gifts and tribute while saying they could not sustain the war and that we should forgive them and they poisoned him with gods bane a ruthless poison that was once used to kill a great evil when all races banded together to destroy it and they killed your father in much a similar way *cries while sobbing*
Nick: *I feel bad about this even though I don have any loving feelings towards my father without him I probably would have had to stay longer in that cursed plane* bring me to the tree grandpa i shall bring him back
Grandpa Dylan: *Surely this child is joking only gods can do such a thing and a powerful being like Titus would require even their utmost precaution because of the strain* I'm sure my child work hard and maybe it will be possibly in a few hundred years
Nick* Is this old guy retarded or something I just told him I would do it* Are u stupid or something I said I would do it and I shall now hurry up and take me to the tree.
Grandpa Dylan: *man this kid is ruthless my god he shall be the best demon king ever* *sigh* ok son
*FWOOSH!*
Nick: Ah there is my lovely tree! come to papa!!
*pop*
Nick: * Now I have to find out which is what maybe I have something like analyse or identify*
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*after several minutes of intense staring a faint ding! was heard *
you have used analyze an advanced version of identifyyou have succesfully analyzed this item
Ring of TimeDescription: Forged by God Almigty himself for his loving son
Allows the wearer to control time anyway he likes and do anything related to time so long as he has the required manacost 100k mana/secDurability: ?/?
Nick: *Now I need to identify the rest*
*ding*
you have successfully used analyze
Ring of invisibilityDescription: Forged by God Almighty
Allows the user to turn invisble at will even while battling and cannot be detected by smell, presence, aura or pressureUnique effect: Also allows wearer to breathe underwaterCost: noneDurability: ?/?
Nick:*on to the next*
*ding*
you have succesfully used analyze
Ring of The Immortal bastardDescription: Forged by God Almighty for his loving son
Allows the wearer to have instant health and mana recoveryUnique effect: Has a infinite dimensional pocket insideDurability: ?/?
Nick: *next* *evil smile*
Grandpa Dylan: *This child shall truly make me proud he even give me cold shivers* *smirks*
*ding*
you have succesfully used analyze
Chalice of The Soul Devouring MageDescription: Forged by God Almighty for his loving son
Allows the user to spawn, trap and devourer souls all their stats by 1 for a low-quality soul and more points
depending on the quality and strength of the soul once targeted cannot escape the grasp of the chalice only God Almighty can evade this itemDurability: ?/?
Nick: * I should probably soul bound these or something right I don't know how though*frowns* Hey Grandpa how do you soul bound stuff?
Grandpa Dylan: You pour some blood on the item and them imagine them in your mind.
Nick:* Yes he knew how* Thanks Grandpa you are the best *Brightly smiles*.
3 mins later
*ding*
you have succesfully soul bound these items they can no longer be stolen or used by anyone else
Nick:* I am strangely tired oh I am still just a day old aren't I I wanna go to bed* Hey grandpa can you take me to bed now I'm tired I'll bring you to go get father tomorrow I promise?
Grandpa Dylan: *Damn it I want to see my son again now* Ok nick but can I see what was in the bag?
Nick:*is this old guy crazy!* Of course not! you would die the mere presence of these items is making you trembling and sweating profusely have you not noticed yet? you crazy old man! I want to drink some milk take me to mother after I drink my milk I'm going to take a nap* wait let me put my rings on* what are you waiting for take me to mother now!
Grandpa Dylan: *He is so demanding* *eyes moisten just like a good king* ok Nick lets go
7 minutes later
?????: Mary come feed your son he hungers!!
Mary: Coming father gimme my boy
*passes Nick to mary*
Mary: Whos my handsome boy you hungry now hold on.
Maid: Your majesty duke varus is here and he wants to speak to you
Mary: Damn hold on Nick mommy will be right back! *smooch* *kisses nick no the cheek*
Nick: The hell you will you get your ass back here and feed me woman!! I hunger!
*Gasp*
Nick: * damn the maid heard me of well guess I can test my chalice out sooner than I thought* Take my chalice you unfortunate maid *woosh** gulps down greedily*
for devouring a royal guard battle maid +10 to all stats
Nick: Now feed me!
Mary: *sigh* *just like his father so demanding* ok honey come here *unbuttons blouse*
Nick: *wow so pretty they are like little pearls *slurp* so soft and smooth and the milk tastes so good I could get addicted to this *slurp* mmm so good *slurp*
5 minutes later
For devouring milk from the most powerful demoness in the world +5 to all stats
Nick: *God truly has blessed me* *BURP!* excuse me *yawn* I'm taking a nap I will rescue father tomorrow mother I love you good night.