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The Shiori Mystery (Date A Live Parody)
The Shiori Mystery #2; Uninvited Guest!?

The Shiori Mystery #2; Uninvited Guest!?

Origami : Shidou *pulls his shirt*

Shidou : hmm? What is it?

Origami : want me to go back in time and-

Shidou : have you lost your mind!? anyways, im gonna go home now...

Kurumi : ara ara, are you gonna leave without me finishing my business?

Shidou : hmmm? Are you not done yet....?

Kurumi : ufufufu~ ill get to it quickly, you know how Shiori appeared out of nowhere?

Shidou : yea i was wondering, why didn't she appear sooner

Kurumi : ufufufu~ you'll hate this but.....

Shidou : hm? In DEM?

Kurumi : ara ara, Shidou san is interupting me

Shidou : sorry.... Continue on...

Kurumi : she is a spirit~

Shidou : ......

Kurumi : she came here when she wanted something to change and.... it happened without her knowing~

Origami : jii~

Shidou : .... crap...

Origami : jiiiiii~

Kurumi : well then i'll be back for you Shidou kun~

Shidou : welp, i guess i'll head back too...

Origami : .... Shidou *pulls his shirt*

Shidou : hmmm?

Origami : im scared, can i sleep with you tonight~ *kinda like with sarcasm cuz she's emotionless*

Shidou : what you're 7?

Origami : yes- *Shidou intterupts*

Shidou : no you're not!!

And so the day ended....

-------- The next day --------

Shidou : ...... *wakes up* uhmmnmnm....

Huh...? its still 3 am....? huh... why am i heavy.... *peeks through his blanket* e- ehhh.... N- Nia.... san...? M- Mi... ku....?

Miku : hnnmn darling~ darling~ hehehe~ *cuddling in her sleep*

Nia : morning boy, had a great night?

Shidou : not really... Why are you both in my room? more than that on top of... me....?

Nia : well i was scared from that evil imouto with the whip-

Shidou : don't daydream about her like that!

Miku : huh...? O- ohhh! Morning darling~

Shidou : morning Miku~ wait no, why are you here?

Miku : ehhh??? am i not allowed to..? you don't want to sleep with me...?

Shidou : w- well.... n- no

Miku : you're so mean!

Shidou : a- anyways!, i have some stuff to do so-

-------- The door opens --------

Mukuro : Nushi sama? Have you called Muku? (Sorry, i cant do her archaic language)

Shidou : no... But i was about to look for you, i wanna ask you some things

Mukuro : nn?

-------- on fraxinus --------

Kotori : So.. She accidently opened another dimension and made the timeline combine...?

Reine : yes- that's what Nia read from

Kotori : so in other words-

Reine : we can undo it with the same thing that triggered it

Kotori : no, she got cornered?

Reine : maybe, im not so sure about that....

Kotori : oh... right.... (Remembers is in manga, not words)

Reine : ...

Kotori : oh well, lets just try it then, Maria, call all the spirits here *takes phone*

Maria : understood

*Kotori calls Shidou*

Shidou : hello? Kotori?

Kotori : Shidou, we're having a meeting here, its about Shiori-

Shidou : alright ill get there, cya later, Kotori

Kotori : Alright *ends call*

-------- when they arrive at fraxinus --------

Shidou : so...?

Kotori : Maria

Maria : alright ill explain

-------- after explaination --------

Origami : i see

Shidou : .... Muku- *gets interrupted*

Mukuro : N- Nushi sama, im so sorry for your inconvenience!

Shidou : wha- Mukuro, it's okay, don't be so sorry, just close that dimensional portal thingy as an apology

Mukuro : N- Nushi sama.....

Nia : you do know you could have used my to look for solutions instead of analysing right?

Kotori : wha- o- of course i know! (Giving off the "wait what!?" Face)

Maria : lets do it then

Nia : w- wait a moment- *gets Intterupted*

Tohka : mu..? I don't understand...

Yoshinon : i don't understand about one thing

Kotori : Tohka? Yoshinon?

Tohka : why are we called here?

Shidou : so you guys won't worry about Shiori-

Origami : about you doing indecent stuff to- *gets interrupted*

Shidou : like hell i will!

Kotori : Yoshinon? What is it?

Yoshinon : if that portal is open, won't the DEM recognize it and head there?

Kotori : there's only a possibility to it, were currently considering some counters to it just in case

Shidou : ugh.... Why do they always interfere...

Kotori : what? You expect them to suddenly help you? Stop daydreaming

Shidou : i know i know...

Kotori : were expecting Mukuro to have opened it due to Artemisia or Ellen

Origami : (mumbles) .......Artemisia.....

Kotori : alright lets do this!

Shidou : w- wait wait wait... Now!?

Kotori : what? Your gonna wait till theres another version of you?

Shidou : ....cant argue with that....

Kotori : alright, let our war (date) begin! Maria!

Maria : alright, proceeding as planned

Kotori : alright! Now wheres Mana...

Shidou : wait why is-

*Mana comes in*

Mana : Whats going on?!

Kotori : there you are, i want you to grab Shiori and send her back to that space portal thingy

Mana : space portal what?

Kotori : anyways, just grab Shiori here

Mana : alright...?

Shidou : are you nuts!? What would you do if she doesnt make it!?

*suddenly black stances appear from the ground and.... well it happened before so...*

Kurumi : ufufufufu~ shidou san is worried~

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Shidou : Ku- kurumi!? Why are you here now!?

Kotori : are you gonna make us repay your debt or something?

Kurumi : ufufufu~ dont be so mean~ im only here to say that she belongs to this world now~

Kotori : is it just me or does it feel like you just want to meet Shidou again?

Nia : i know right!? She wants to be in Shidou's harem!!

Shidou : th- that cant be true... right Kuru-

Kurumi : h- how did you know?? *blushes* ufufufu~ just joking~ but it is partly true~

Kotori : oh well, Kurumi, may i ask you a favor?

Kurumi : ara ara? Is the imouto of the beloved onii chan asking for help? Ufufufu~

Mana : no, im not

Nia : hahahaha!! A sister pun!!

Kotori : i- im asking you for a reason ok?!

Kurumi : well? what do you need from me?

Kotori : well, this is only IF DEM is involved though...

Kurumi : ahhh, i get it... You want me to stall that new weapon they have... right?? ufufufu~

Kotori : new weapon..?

Nia : a... Light automatic rail gun!? Infused with the wizzard's reiryoku!?

Shidou : that sounds really dangerous...

Kotori : a railgun huh.... Shiizaki!

Shiizaki : yes commander! *operates the monitor*

Kurumi : looks like thats all you needed~

Kotori : thanks Kurumi

Kurumi : if you are then call me by onee san~

Kotori : wha-!

Kurumi : just kidding! ufufufu~

Kotori : *pouts* hmph! I totally didnt buy that at all!

Nia : oh my~ Kotori is a tsun!?

Shidou : now now, dont bully my beloved imouto... *hugs kotori*

Kotori : Sh- Shidou...?

Nia : looks like Shiori was right.... You ARE into incest!

Shidou : what? I love my imouto, so what?

Mana : so you love me as well!?

Shidou : ahahahahah.... sure....

Kurumi : where did you learn this Shidou kun..? Its not like you to talk that way~

Shidou : dont you think Kotori have done a lot for us?

Kurumi : well... No...

Shidou : true... Not for you yet Kurumi...

Kurumi : that is... If you success in sealing me ufufufu~

Shidou : if? huh, i thought you knew me better, i will seal you no matter what!

Kurumi : we'll see about that!

Kotori : A- anyways!, Mana!, you ready!?

Mana : alright! *Dashes out in a flash*, carrying Shiori with her territory

Shiori : hmm.... I wonder... Who are you?

Mana : your onii chan's imouto!

Shiori : another incest candidate!?

*UUUUUuuuuuu*

Kotori : wha- spacequake!?

Nakatsugawa : reiha readings detected!

Shiizaki : its- n- no way....

Maria : transfering camera screen to main monitor..

Kotori : wha-

Tohka : Ooooh its her!

Yoshinon : its that lady!

Kaguya : you're!?

Yuzuru : Surprised. How can this be..?

Miku : kyaaaa~ youre back!!~

Origami : a fellow angel?

Nia : whos that cutie?

Natsumi : another... angel....?

Mukuro : ?? Nushi sama??

Shidou : how... why....

Yoshinon : is... that... Mayuri... san...?

Kurumi : ara ara, looks like someone has joined the fun~ ufufufu~

Kotori : Sh- Shidou! Th- think first!

Shidou : ....Maria san....

Maria : hmmm?

Shidou : teleport me outside...

Maria : well commander?

Kotori : i wont allow it!

Shidou : fine,

Kotori : Shidou! dont!

*He blinks out*

Origami : ! i'll atleast support him

Natsumi : Kaleidoscope! I'm gonna help as well!

Kotori : wait!

*They both blinks out chasing Shidou*

Kotori : dammit! Maria!

Maria : calculating....

Mukuro : Muku will help Nushi sama... *opens a gate*

Kotori : Mukuro!?

Maria : calculated 2 options, *option appears on main screen*.

1. Use Mayuri as a distraction for DEM 38% chance to work since theres Artemisia now

2. Get Mayuri to go our side for aditional power 62% chance to work, since we still dont fully know Mayuri's power

Kotori : aarghhh! Dammit! Fine, everyone, please... support Shidou! I beg of you!

Tohka : i've been waiting to meet that lady!

Yoshino : i'll... do.... my... best....!

Kaguya : let's make sure we bring her home this time!

Yuzuru : agreement. Kaguya thinks that she can use her as a persuasion object to be alone with Shidou

Kaguya : i do not think that way!!

Miku : i'll be sure to do my best as well!

*she says that while making a lewd face*

Mana : uhhh... We got trouble..?

*Mana shows up on main screen*

Kotori : what's wrong?

Mana : there's some kind of gigantic air ship that looks like a... Lance...?

Kotori : n- no way.... th- that means!

Tohka : is it that huge and long black thing we fought!?

Yuzuru : rant. We litterally did nothing that time...

Kaguya : i know right!? And that red light beam thing would kill us! It is, if it ever hits us, Yamai sisters!

Yoshinon : let's give it another good beating!

Maria : recalculating...

Kotori : hmm? What is it Maria?

Maria : possibility to end DEM 68%success rate detected

Kotori : for real!?!

Maria : two options, according to Kurumi san's information, the light railgun will be a massive problem, make the aim to Artemisia or Ellen, also piercing through the enemy ships, *gets intterupted*

Mana : no more ..!

Maria : Exactly!

Kotori : alrighty then! Origami!

*shows up on main screen*

Origami : yes?

Kotori : can you go to-

Origami : DEM detected

Kotori : well.. is huge..