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The Shiori Mystery (Date A Live Parody)
The Shiori Mystery #1; Shiori

The Shiori Mystery #1; Shiori

Tama chan : well, we have another transfer student now... Come on in!

Shiori : hi everyone im back!, oh hi shidou

Everyone : OooOoooo!?!

Shidou : what...? what kinda dream is this...?

Shiori : dream? Oh no this is very real

Shidou : wha- since when did you-

Shiori : anyways, can i sit here? (Points at shidou's chair)

Shidou : this is my seat

Shiori : oh no its not, its my personal seat (sits on Shidou's lap) am i rite, onii chan~?

Classmates (guys) : jiiiiiiii~~~~~ (stares with killing intent)

Classmates (girls) : well as expected of the harem king Shidou kun... (Gossiping)

Shidou : can you please be real!? (Couldnt help but scream as always)

Shiori : real..? Im your wife right? mom said so as well..

Shidou : uguu! Ita ita ita (looks to his left side)

Origami!? Why did u pinch me?!

Origami : i have more questions to be answered

Shidou : uhhh.... Thats..... Ughyaaa! (Looks to his rite side) Tohka!? You too?!

Tohka : Shidou!? Whats the meaning of this!?

Shidou : dont ask me! I dont even-

Shiori : onii chan, why do you have so much girls around you?? I thought you were only into incest??

Origami and Tohka stares at shidou with deadly intent

Shidou : wha- i dont even- what the hell is going on!?!

Kotori : Onii chan! Theres a pro- oh... Looks like im late...

Shidou : Kotori?? (Runs to her) C- can you please explain this??

(Kotori changes her ribbon from white to black)

Kotori : w- well... Reine is still investigating it...

Origami & Tohka : jiiiii~~~~

Tonomachi : hey Kotori chan~ whats going on??

Shidou : stop it before i kick you off

Tonomachi : chill dude! I just wanna know why is my future wife doing here?

Shidou : dont make me say it twice...

Kotori : Tch... This guy reminds me of someone...(Kannazuki) Anyways, go to the computer lab on break time Reine and i will be waiting for you there

Shiori : ??? Whos this???

Tama chan : Okay im gonna start homeroom, get back to your seats!

--- Break time ---

Tohka : umu? Shidou? Where are you going?

Shidou : oh, sorry but im going to kotori a bit

Tohka : can i come?

Shidou : sorry Tohka (pats) but its something very personal

Tohka : umu!

Shiori & Origami : what is? (Jiiiii~)

Shidou : oh umm uh its-

Reine : Shidou come over here

Shidou : oh sorry gotta go

Shiori : ehhh??!

Origami : Tch-

-------- When shidou arrive --------

Shidou : Kotori im here

Kotori : you're late

Shidou : w- well some things happened...

Kotori : oh well, Reine (grabs chupa chups)

Reine : from my investigation, it seems like she came from another dimension

Shidou : like the spirits...?

Kotori : that might be the case, but what do you think happened to the spacequake?

Shidou : i dunno, maybe she have powers to control the spacequakes?

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Reine : well then lets check her

---- 5 minutes later ----

Reine : no reiha readings detected so far

Kotori : dont let your guard down shidou, who knows if she can conceal her reiha readings

Shidou : ...

Origami (behind door) : ...

---- when shidou goes out ----

Origami : Shidou-

Shidou : hmm...? Origami? Why are you here?

Origami : i was looking for you

Shidou : hmm? Why so? Whats the matter?

Origami : i thought you would do indecent stuff with Shiori

Shidou : e- ehh!? Th- theres no way i would do such things! (Blushing)

Origami : i see

Tohka : jiiii----

Shidou : Toh... ka....?

Tohka : (twitch) wh- wh- what Shidou?!

Shidou : what are you doing there? You seem like.... Stalking...?

(Origami hugs Shidou)

Shidou : wha- O- Origami?!

Tohka : wha- what are you doing!?

Origami : protecting Shidou from indecent stalkers, in other words you

Tohka : why you..!?!

Shidou : c- calm down Tohka... O- Origami... C- can you please stop grabbing on to me...?

Origami : absolutely not (tightens her arms)

Tohka : Shidou! Lets go somewhere else okay!?

Shidou : T- Tohka..., Can you stop pulling me?!

Origami : Shidou, look (points behind him after pulling his shirt)

Shidou : huh?

Tohka : Umu?

??? : well hello there little ones, may i ask you some questions?

Shidou : questions..?

??? : yes, like where is this, what year this is and such

Tohka : Shidou? I sense something strange from that person

Origami : ...

Shidou : This is at Raizen highschool, 2024

??? : i see... Well then, ill be off, thanks!

Shidou : w- what just happened....?

Origami : i see

Tohka : Umu...?

---- After School ----

Origami : Shidou

Shidou : hmmm?

Origami : come here (pulls him)

Shidou : wha- wait..!

Tohka : Shidou? Where are you- wha- let shidou go this instant!

Shidou : c- calm down Tohka..

Origami : stop interfering with our relationship

Tohka : wha- why you!!

Shidou : can you two please calm down? Just tag along...

Origami : no you cant

Shidou : whats the matter??

Origami : see for yourself

Shidou : ???

---- at Origamis destination ----

Shidou : your apartement? What about it?

Origami : come

Shidou : ???

---- In front of her old apartement----

Origami :we're here

Shidou : why are we here???

Origami : look (opens door)

Shidou : you should probably knock fir- wha- you're...

Ellen Mira Mathers!?

Note: World strongest wizzard #2 after Artemisia

Hello, Shidou im here in duty to take down the spirits you've captured so far---

Shidou : so far...?

Well, I'd like for you to bring them to me, then I'll spare your life, or you can tell me where they are and ill keep you alive, refuse and you know what will happen, feel free to choose

---- Shiori's side of view ----

Shiori : oh well, guess Shidou still dont know about our marriage....

Hmmm? Whats dat?

Hello? Whats wrong?

??? : oh hi, are you the owner of this house?

Shiori : hmm? Yes..?

??? : oh im sorry ill introduce myself, my name is Artemisia Bell Ashcroft of the DEM industries

Shiori : DEM...? You mean....

Artemisia : seems like i wasnt wrong... Hehehe.....

Shiori : hmph! You dont know what youre getting yourself into!

---- back to Shidou's side of view ----

Shidou : how about i dont do anything?

Origami : Shidou, you have to, if not she will kill them

Shidou : grrr...

Ill never tell you even if im dead!

Origami : shi- dou....? Y- you know they will be killed right!?

Oh? I guess its set then... hehehehehe

Origami : w- wait d- dont tell me...!?

Shidou : bring it on!, !

---- whats happening at ----

Reine : commander, i have done investigating it

Kotori : Tell me all about it

Reine : theres not much, ill get right to it, She got here from a recent spacequake along with another spirit

Kotori : another spirit?

Reine : yes,

Kotori : well thats unusual

Reine : seems like she released another one due to DEM

Kotori : did he finally get the spirits?

Reine : Seems like a no, but released a spacequake due to almost getting killed

Kotori : i see, they do have Ellen and Artemisia, but what exactly happened to the spacequake?

Reine : we have no information about that

Kotori : i see, well, lets have Nia here then

Reine : alright ill call her

Shiizaki : Commander! 2 Reiha readings detected! At- Origami's old apartement!?

Kotori : how strong?

Shiizaki : its Origami and... Shidou!?

---- Shidou's side of view ----

Hyaaaa!! *clang* *clang*

Shidou : tch, At this rate ill-

Ellen : lowering your guards? Great move (sarcasm)

Shidou : ughhh! (Got blown away sideways, attack is from the air cuz Ellen is floating within her territory)

Origami : !, !

Shidou : ! !

Ellen : hmmm? What do we have here?

Shidou : ill never let you touch them! Ever!

(Shidou have / Mukuro's Wink [https://www.royalroadcdn.com/public/smilies/wink.png]

Ellen : this is getting quite interesting...

Shidou : !, !

Ellen : Tch- its those meteor things again...

Origami : got'cha! !

Ellen : what!? Aghhhh!! You bitch!

Shidou : (gets in front of her with Wink [https://www.royalroadcdn.com/public/smilies/wink.png] !! (plunges the key to Ellen's chest, turns the key right side 90°)

Ellen passed out -----

Origami : y- you did it... Shidou..

Shidou : no.... We did it... Right? Origami?

Origami : *smiles* right!

Shidou's Phone rings

Shidou : hmmm? Hello?

Kotori : Shidou!? Are you okay!?

Shidou : Kotori? Yea im fine, just had to deal with some stuff

Kotori : (relieved) oh okay, good

Minowa (only people in fraxinus heard this) : Commander is worried! How considerate!

Kotori : sh- shut up! I wasnt worried about Shidou!

Shidou : whats wrong Kotori?

Kotori : n- nothing!

Shidou : so.. What actually happened Origami?

Origami : ... W- well...

Shidou : *full of curiosity* jiiiii~

Origami : i- its Shiori! Ellen wanted to know why she came here and have reiha readings.. And possibly- (Shidou cuts her)

Shidou : wha- she have reiha readings!? When!?

Origami : when she went to the rooftop...

Shidou : rooftop?

Origami : ... She's dangerous, Shidou....

Shidou : ....

(Thick black shadow widens in the middle of the room)

Origami : huh!? !?

Shidou : wha- Kurumi!?

Kurumi : fufufu~ well well look at you two..., fighting the world's strongest wizzard #2, and you won... You sure have grown... makes me wanna eat you now.... (Seductively)

Shidou : what do you want Kurumi!?

Kurumi : awww~ don't make me sound like im the bad person here~

Origami : *readies her sword*

Shidou : calm down Origami... Why are you here then Kurumi?

Kurumi : im here for my love of course~ fufufufu~

Origami : Shidou?? (Jiiii~)

Shidou : for... me....?

Kurumi : of course, darling~

Shidou : *blushes* ...

Kurumi : anyways I'll get right into it, first, i know why Shiori san is here and im willing to tell you why fufu~

Shidou : really!? What for in return??

Kurumi : fufufu~ you know me well, darling~

Shidou : ...w- well-....

Kurumi : you know from when we went back 3 years ago?

Shidou : ? What about it..?

Kurumi : apparently who you call asked your parents to have another child and... well yea, in this world she exists

Shidou : th- then how is her name-

Kurumi : also asked for that...

Shidou : ... Really...

Origami : ...

Kurumi : what? Painful truth?

Shidou : no- it's just- its hard to end my day like this...