as promised 2 chapter's
i am terrible at comedy but i will try so if i can't sorry before hand, i am going to be starting these with a hi or a pov shift.. want a example? how about now?!?!?! and to be more confusing there will be two ??? pov's shift's.....(something has happened to my mind so this one might be weird...i blame ????)
also thanks to lizz for pr this chapter, if you want to see the difference check the spoiler, she made it alot better
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Ah, it's been soooooooooo boring lately, I had fun everywhere I can think of; I even had fun with the stiff Zeus.
Heck, I even made some of the humans on a planet called earth (weird name for a planet should be called planet of the apes) write manga about me. Now, the thing called manga was fun, it even gave me ideas of things to do. Hmm, what's that? A god other than me is down here??? What's he doing?
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(Not even an hour later)
Hahahaha, that was funny. He slipped on dog shit and died. Hahaha I thought that only happened in manga or anime, even the god is laughing.... I wonder if soul the god is holding belongs to the kid who just died. Let's see where he is going to reincarnate.
*whistles*
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A world full of women, huh? Well, that's every man's dream, although he isn't a man anymore. Hahaha. Hmmm? What's this? Someone trying to sneak around again? It’s a demon! My luck is up again, hahaha! Let's play~. We make him go here and her here and do this and that, a little tinkering with that... Perfect.
*evil grin*
Now, let’s stir chaos in the demon kingdom, shall we?
{blonde} Honey, she is at it again.
{red} Hmm? ...Ah, her? Let her be, as long as she doesn't destroy the planet, it can only be more entertaining.
{blonde} Ok, then ...oh, so that's what she did...A new toy to play with. *licks lips*
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(???) POV
(ugly ogre) "I want to loot a town or two! I ran out of women!!!"
Argh, what's with this ogre? Because he is the leader of his race and has a small brain; he only thinks of one thing.
(???) "I thought his highness told you before, make them last, he told us we won’t be able to get more before a while, since we have to cross that bloody water."
We ran out of females around here due to this bloody oaf. He even demanded for other people's females. Haaa, I hate being surrounded by males, I’d rather be in my castle surrounded by my female slaves. Ahh, I want that catgirl's blood again, it was so soft biting her.
(egotistic idiot) "I feel sorry for you; you need to attack places to get women. I just need to walk in, look at them and BAM!! Everyone craves for me, independently of their age. It’s a shame that I can only impregnate 12 to 13 years old."
(winged freak) "SO WHAT?! That doesn't stop your people from sticking it in everyone, heck, there is even some that keeps panting over the younger ones… Your kind makes me sick."
(egotistic idiot) "What? I get where you are coming from but we have our own reasons. I only ask them nicely, every now and then, to do what the older ones do."
(winged freak) "Anyway, back to why we are all here. What has his highness been doing? We haven't seen him in 2 years and we haven’t hunted during that time, some of ours have even started to break as well."
(???) "I have no idea. There was a note saying to wait until he comes back, but we haven't got any news since then."
(????) "I can answer that~."
(everyone) "WHO'S HERE?!?!"
We all got up and either drew our weapons or started preparing our magic as we heard the voice.
(????) "Careful there, you might poke your eyes out. I don't think you want to turn into cyclops now, do you~?"
I looked around but didn't see anyone, so i decided to make a demand.
(???) "Show yourself!!! Coward!"
(????) "Oh! Silly me, I forgot to reveal myself."
Once we heard that, we saw a woman appear out of nowhere. She has something on her face, like medicine plastered on a piece of wood, where the mouth should be, a giant red smile was drawn, at the level of her eyes, holes revealing her blue eyes were carved, under those are a green and a red tear drop. She seems to can't stop moving. But before we could say anything.
(ugly ogre) "FEMALE!!!! COME HERE!!!"
The big oaf said while running toward her with an erection, obviously hinting to what he was about to do...but before we even started to think of anything else, something shocking happened.
(mysterious female) "Urg, you stink!"
*waves hand*
As she did that, the ogre, if you can call him that now, was sent flying into tiny bits of gut and blood everywhere...no one dared to move anymore.
(???) "May I ask, why are you here miss?????"
(????) "You can just call me L. I’m here because I was bored, but that’s none of your business. I have some news involving this so called highness."
(winged freak) "You wench, belittling our..."
(L) "Shut it! Or do you want to join your pal there? I didn't think you liked him enough to follow him in death...but I will grant it to you if you keep going."
She smiled while leaking blood thirst, enough to make the freak fall on the floor, passed out.
(L)"Now that’s out of the way, you two."
(both) "YES!" *stand up straight*
(L) "I’m going inform you about your so called king and help you with something, but you'll need to do exactly as I command, ok~?"
She said that while emitting a slight blood thirst; we both gulped.
(both) "Yes, ma'am!"
We didn't want to get on her bad side. Just from her blood thirst, we can tell she is powerful, maybe even more than his highness.
(L) "The person you call 'highness' is in fact a shemale thus, mostly female. Moreover, she has been soul shocked to a baby catgirl and asked a god to turn her into a baby catgirl as well."
We were both shocked, not only the person we call highness was a female (that explains why they took no females during our raids) but also got soul shocked. Basically, getting soul shocked means that your soul and the other's are linked like as destined ones. People only get soul shocked once in their lifetime but there are rare cases of people having it happen more than once.
(???) "If what you say is true, then his highness is female and isn't in the castle...Shit, who is going to rule then?"
(L) "Oh, that’s simple" *snap* "You two just have to make a new one~ after all; the previous one was a hybrid between your two species."
What does she mean? How can that happen when we are both male....Wait, no no no she couldn't have....
(???) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
I lost it... My bit, my little man, my other me, Jericho, where have you gone??? *crying*
(L) "Now you, the one with a slightly handsome face, do her enough to make a child. The child will be the new king. Give them 20-30 years to mature then have fun~. Oh, and you, make a new leader for your species, since you also lost all magic and such~. Be a good girl and make babies. Bye~."
She then suddenly disappeared as she appeared.
(egotistic idiot) "What does she mean?"
He said as he looked at me, then he got a horny look plastered on his face ...he is coming closer... no no no!
(???)"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
And that's how the vampire king got replaced, and how he... I mean she, learned how an incubus' stamina is not something to be trifled with.
below is before pr
Spoiler :
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ah it's been soooooooooo boring as of late, i have had fun everywhere i can think of i even had fun with the stiff zeus.
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heck i even made some of the human's on a planet called earth (weird name for a planet should be called planet of the apes) write manga about me, now the thing called manga was fun it even gave me idea's of thing's to do. hmm what's this a god other than me down here??? what's he doing?
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(not even a hour later)
hahahaha that was funny he slipped on dog shit and died hahaha i thought that only happened in manga or anime heck even the god is laughing .... i wonder that soul that the god has belong's to the kid that just died, let's see where he is going to reincarnate shall we.
*whistle's*
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a world full of women huh well that's every man's dream although he isn't a man any more hahaha. hmmm what's this someone trying to sneak around again and its a demon..my luck is up again haha let's play shall we~. we make her go her and her here and do this and that tinker with that ..perfect.
*evil grin*
now lets go create chaos in the demon kingdom.
{blonde} hunny she is at it again.
{red} hmm? ...ahhh her. let her be as long as she doesn't destroy the planet it can only be funnier to watch.
{blonde} ok then ...oh so that's what she did ...a new toy to play with. *lick's lip's*
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(???) POV
(ugly ogre) "i want to invade a town or two i ran out of women!!!"
argh yet again..what's with this ogre just cause he is the king of his race and has a small brain he only thinks of one thing,
(???) "i thought his highness told you before make them last, he told us we wont be able to get more for awhile since we have to cross that bloody water."
we have ran out of all the female's around here due to this bloody oaf, he even demand's for other people's female's. haaa i hate being surrounded by male's i much rather be in my castle surrounded by my female slave's . ahh i want that catgirl's blood it was so soft biting it.
(egotistic idiot) "i fell sorry for you, you need to attack place's to get women. i just need to walk in look and BAM!! everyone want's me from all age's. to bad only when there 12 or 13 we can inpreg them."
(winged freak) "SO WHAT!! that doesn't stop your people from sticking it in everyone and anyone, heck there is even some that keep going haa haa haa over the younger one's..your kind make's me sick every now and then."
(egotistic idiot) "ohhh them, well i get where they are coming from but to each there own. i just force them every now and then to do one of the older one's that can."
(winged freak) "anyway back to why we are all here what has his highness been doing we? we haven't seen him in 2 year's and we missed hunting during them time's some of our's have started to break as well."
(???) "i have no idea there was a note saying to wait till he came back but we haven't had any information over the year's."
(????) "i can answer that~"
(everyone) "WHO'S THERE!!!"
we all got up and ether drew our weapon's or started preparing our magic when we heard that voice that belonged to no one in here.
(????) " careful there you's might poke your eye's out, don't think you's want to turn into a cyclops now do we~"
i looked around but didn't see anyone so i decided to make a demand.
(???) "show yourself!!!"
(????) "oh silly me forgot to appear."
once we heard that we seen a woman of sort's appear out of nowhere, she has something on her face, like medicine plastered on a piece of wood, where the mouth should be is a giant red smile, where her eye's should be are hole's showing blue eye's. like that bloody river, under her eye's are one green and one red tear drop. and she can't stop moving, but before we could say anything.
(ugly ogre) "FEMALE!!!! COME HERE!!!"
the big oaf said while running toward's her with a erection, obvious to tell what he aim's to do...but before we even starting to think of anything else something shocking happened.
(mysterious female) "ugg you stink!"
*wave's hand*
as she does that the ogre if you can call him that now, was sent flying into piece's bit's of gut's and blood everywhere...no one dared to move.
(???) "might i ask why you are here miss ?????"
(????) "you can just call me L, i am here because i am board and i have some new's involving this so called highness."
(winged freak) "you wench insulting our..."
(L) "oh shut up or do you want to join your pal there? didn't think you liked him enoth to die straight after him...but i can grant you that if you keep going."
she smiled while gave out some blood thirst enoth to make the freak fall on the floor passing out.
(L)"now that there out the way you two."
(both) "YES" *stand's up straight*
(L) "i am going to give you info about your king and help with something but you's need to do exactly as i say ok~"
she said that but she was still releasing slight blood thirst we both gulped.
(both) "yes ma'am"
we don't want to get on her bad side just from her blood thirst we can tell she is powerful maybe even more so than his highness,
(L) "the person you's call 'his highness' is in actual fact a shemale aka female. and she has been soul shocked to a baby catgirl, and asked a god to turn her into a baby catgirl as well."
we where both shocked, not only is the person we call highness is a female (that explains why they took no female's during our raid's) but also got soul shocked. basically getting soul shocked make's it that your soul and the other's is linked like a destined one. people only get soul shocked once but there are rare case's of people having it happen more than once.
(???) "if what you say is true then his highness is female and isn't in the castle...shit who is going to rule then"
(L) "oh that is simple" *snap* "just have you two make a new one~ after all the previous one was a hybrid between your two species."
what does she mean how can that happen when we are both male....wait ..no no no she couldn't have....
(???) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
i lost it ..my bit, my little man, my other me, Jericho where have you gone... *crying*
(L) "now you person with a slightly handsome face do her enoth to make a child. the child will be the new king, give them 20-30 year's to mature then have fun~. oh and you make a new king for your species and you also lost all magic and such~ be a good girl and make a baby. bye~."
after she say's that she disappear's.
(egotistic idiot) "what doe's she mean?"
he say's that as he look's at me ,then he get's a horny look ...he is coming closer... no no no
(???)"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
and that's how the vampire king got replaced. and how he....i mean she learned how a incubus's stamina is not something to look down upon.
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well this is just a little foreshadowing for later it also tell's you about some of the new character's ....i gave a hint to one of them in it...also mister now miss ??? didn't have a name they where just there for the story . next chapter will be back to claire. i am gathering info about the world and currency so i will post that as a chapter by itself when its done (i am lazy but if i get the urge to write i will, chapter's do take me normally 3-4 hour's to write)...(there will also be a monster encyclopaedia that i will update every time i add a new monster or demon this i will add when the first monster appear's) ( i will try to get at least 2-3 chapter's our every week or two) ....oh and my birthday is on the 11th so the chapter's will be a little weird for a bit before and after (i wont just leave this novel if anything does happen that might cause me to stop or anything i will let you's know)