someone said they will PR this for me and after a couple of day's here is the prolog thanks to lizz for doing it :)
Hi everyone, my name is #?/!| Yeah, yeah, a weird name, but it’s the one my parents gave me before they died. Currently, I am surrounded by white and before you ask, it's not a room! It's like a blank space, empty yet white.
You know, the thing that appears in novels and animes when a person dies? Yeah, I am there, no idea why though. Well, since it looks like i died, let’s think how? Shall we?
Yes, I know you are here, people, as for why I can hear your breathing.... Don't ask.
I remember walking to my work. I had a massive hangover due to my sister's 18th birthday party, it’s the most important time for her as she is considered an adult in society and finally allowed to drink. I took her for her first drink and everything! It was her friend's birthday as well, so it was a double celebration.
Anyway, I am digressing; we went out to a pub and got drunk. I found out that she is a weird drunk, calling me stupid and saying i have no brain, which i do, i used to work in a high end company, earning 120k+ a year, and her friend is one of those that always says "i love you, ya know!!" in their drunken slur, after all that were said and done, I took them to my sister's dorm and went home by myself, although, on the way there, the taxi driver thought I was a pervert!! Yeah, sure, someone taking his sister home is a pervert, sheesh.
I should be getting to what happened, when i woke up with a hangover. I had work the next day, but on my way to work, there was this woman who let her dog shit and didn't pick it up. I hate people like that. But before I could call out to her, another dog barked beside me, which i didn't notice, so I literally did a scare jump and guess what ???? Come on, guess....yip, I slipped on that dog's shit but if it was only that, it would be fine by me, but nooooooo.
I hit my head on one of those utility poles and died. *sniff sniff*
[Yeah, you did die a shitty death.]
I know, literally.......Wait, did you just talk? I thought I was just insane from my death and imagined you there.
[I am not in your head, look behind you, you idiot!]
I turned around and there were two people in front of me, one had short crimson hair as if it was made of fire, pure white skin, like the untouched snow and golden eye's that seems to look right into your soul, although, that might be because I'm a soul now. A beauty, if not for the small breasts that make her look like a male elf.
The other one had long blond hair down to her waist, as bright as the sun, pure blue eyes that match the sky, bright red lips foretelling passionate embrace and excessively lush chest and wait, what's that ....
"A TAIL, SHE HAS A FLEEPING TAIL!!!!! OMG, WHAT RPG IS SHE FROM??"
I then heard a small giggle from them, I wonder why, it's normal to ask if you see something inhuman, heck I think I might be dreaming and not dead!! Oh, how I would love that if it was true.
{red head} [Sorry, but you died and a shitty death at that, but at least it was funny. Your god even went around telling everyone: "If you don't laugh, I will give you his soul!"]
"Wait, that means you're not the god of my world?"
{blonde} [Correct, we are beings similar to him but not as childish, we are goddess of your galaxy and more. Since we didn't laugh, we now own you, literally. ]
"So, that means, my god thought I was funny and waged me as a bet for a laugh?"
They both nodded.
*Haaaaa* "So I am guessing that I am in your hands then, well at least i get to see two sexy goddess before I die.....wait I am already dead, THEN WHAT SHOULD I SAY"
As I said that i started facepalming myself multiple times, and then pulled my hair while rolling on the ground thinking what to say. Then, I heard a giggle.
"WHAT'S FUNNY? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY!!!! I SEE TWO SEXY PEOPLE, ONE TOMBOYISH AND ONE THAT'S BETTER THAN A MODEL!!!! YET, I AM DEAD!!!! I CANT EVEN MEMORISE THIS AS I HAVE NO BRAIN!!!! I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!!!! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!!!"
I started crying a little, wishing to have seen them when I was alive. I would fall for them and be confused over who I should pursue and propose to, or I could try both (perverted delusion)
[THINKING PROCESS..... ABORTED]
[DRIFT TO ERO-LAND... ENGAGED]
I drifted out of my delusion to see them both bright red, I wonder why, I only thought of everything a healthy man should think of, all the cosplays, all the positions, all the (back in the delusion)
\SLAP SMACK/
"Owwwww"
I got slapped by both of them on my cheeks, it hurt like hell.
{red} [That got you to stop thinking, anyway, back to why you're here.]
Upon hearing that, I stood up and waited their speech, since that slap hurt like hell.
{blonde} [We are sending you to one of our world, and before you ask, it’s not because you're a chosen one or something, it’s for our own entertainment and to see if you can sort out the predicaments we put you in.]
Cool, I'm getting reincarnated, I read about that due to lack of entertainment during my breaks.
"Ehm, can I ask if I will gain anything due my situation, like in the novels in my world?"
They looked a little shocked at me asking for something, even though they were doing me a big favor by reincarnating me. However, I would leave my sister behind, but I’ve left money for her and she was old enough. After their whispering finished, they both had a smile on their face. I have a bad feeling about this.
{red} [Sure, we will give you your memory and each of us will give you a special blessing.]
I'm happy, hearing that, but i am a little sketchy seeing her face, but before i could mention anything.
{red} [Anyway, off you go, we will give you a small noble house but after that, you're on your own.]
I then got dizzy and fell unconscious.
{blonde} [Are you really going to do that?]
{red} [Aye, why not, should be fun. Can't wait to see what will happen, how about you?]
{blonde} [Me too, but we have to give him our blessings since you promised.]
{red} [Oh, we will, but not right away.]
She starts smirking.
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(???) Ok, miss, you need to push there, it’s almost over!
*AHHHHHHHHHH*
(???) There, it’s out.
(mc) 'Wait, what? I just got born just like that? Oh, well, I remember a baby’s cry when they were born due to the first aid class at work, so let’s act it out, shall we?'
"Wahhh wahhh"
(???) Here, you are miss, a lovely baby girl!
Wait, what? I am a girl? Ok, well, i can handle this much... I think I have just lost my nuts, so yeah, I then get passed from this midwife to a person that, I am supposing, is my mum.
(???) "Oh, how have I waited to see you, our beautiful Claire, right? Honey?"
Upon, hearing that, I tried to turn my head to the side to see my supposedly dad, but since I can't, or more like, before i had a chance to, I got picked up and it's another woman!?!?!?!?
(???) "Well, looks like we have a little female in our group. I've always heard they are easier to raise than shemales."
Did i hear that right!? Shemale?!?!? Does that mean I could have been one?! Thank goddess, for your mercy.
Argh, you bloody goddess you could have told me something like that, it's important.
{red} [See, I told you this will be fun.]
{blonde} [Well, so far, he, or should I say, she is doing good.]
{both} [HAHAHAHAHAHA]
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Spoiler :
hi everyone my name is #?/!| yes yes a weird name but its the one my parents gave me before they died, currently i am in a white area and before you ask its not a room! its like space but white.
you know the thing that appears in novels and anime when a person die's, yeah i am there no idea why tho, well since it looks like i died lets think how shall we?
yes i know you are there people as for why i can hear breathing....dont ask.
i remember walking to my work i had a massive hangover due to my sister's 18th birthday party, its the most important time for her as she is classified as a adult in society and was legal to drink. i took her for her first drink and everything! it was also her friends birthday aswell so it was a double cerebration.
anyway i am getting away from the subject we went out to a pub and got drunk, i found out she is a weird drunk calling me stupid and saying i have no brain, which i do i worked in a high end company getting 50k+ a year, and her friend is one of them that always says "i love you ya know!!" in there drunken slur, after all that was said and done i took them to my sister's dorm and went home myself, altho on the way there the taxi driver thought i was a pervert!! the nerve yes a 31 year old taking his sister home is a pervert shesh.
i should be getting to what happened when i woke up with a hangover, i had work the next day went to go to work there was this woman who let her dog shit and didn't pick it up, i hate people like that but before i could call out to her another dog barked beside me which i didn't notice, i jumped and guess what???? come on guess....yip i slide on that dog shit but if it was only that i would of been fine but nooooooo.
i hit my head on one of them crash pole's and died *shiff shiff*
[ yeah you did die a shitty death ]
i know literally.......wait did you just talk? i thought i was just insane due to my death and imagined you there.
[ i am not the person in your head look behind you you ideot! ]
i turned around and there was two people in front of me one had short red hair as if it was made of fire pure white skin and golden eye's, a beauty if not for the small breasts that make her look like a guy.
the other had long blond hair down to her waist which was as bright as the sun, pure blue eyes like i was looking at the sky or the sea, bright red lips and massive jugs and wait whats that ....
"A TAIL SHE HAS A FLEEPING TAIL!!!!! OMG WHAT RPG IS SHE FROM??"
i then hear a small giggle from them, i wonder why it's normal to ask if you see something inhuman heck i think i might be dreaming and not dead!! oh how i would love if that is true
{red head} [ sorry to say but you did die and a shitty one at that, but at least it was funny your god even went around telling everyone, saying if you don't laugh i will give you his soul]
"wait that means your not the god of my world?"
{blonde} [correct we are a being the same as him but not as childish we are goddess's of your galaxy and more and since we didn't laugh we now own your soul. ]
"so that means my god thought i was funny and sold me as a bet for a laugh?"
they both nod
*haaaaa* "so i am guessing i am in your hands then well at least i get to see two sexy goddess's before i die.....wait i am already dead THEN WHAT SHOULD I SAY"
as i say that i start face palming myself multipliable times thinking i am dead then what should i say i then start grabbing my hair and rolling around trying to think. i then hear another giggle.
"WHAT'S FUNNY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY I SEE TWO SEXY PEOPLE ONE TOMBOYISH AND ONE THAT'S BETTER THAN A MODEL YET I AM DEAD!!!! I CANT EVEN MEMORISE THIS AS I HAVE NO BRAIN I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING"
i then start crying a little, how i wish i had seen them when i was alive i would fall for them and be confused over who i should pursue and try to ask to marry me or i could try both (perverted delusion)
[STOP THINKING]
i get shocked out of my delusion to see them both bright red, i wonder why i only thought of everything a healthy man should think of all the cosplay all the positions all the (back in the delusion)
\SLAP SMACK/
"owwwww"
i got hit by them both on my cheeks it hurt like hell
{red} [ that got you to stop thinking anyway back to why your here]
upon hearing that i sit up and wait to listen to what i am told, since that slap hurt like hell
{blonde} [we are sending you into one of our world, and before you ask its not because your a chosen one or something, its for our amusement and to see if you can sort out the predicaments we put you in]
cool i am getting reincarnated i read about these due to haven't nothing to do during my breaks
"ehm can i ask will i gain anything due to it like in them novel's in my world?"
they look a little shocked at me asking for something for something even tho they are doing me a big favour by reincarnating me. even tho i will leave my sister behind i left money for her and she is old enoth, after they are finished whispering to each other they both have a smile on there face, i have a bad feeling about this
{red} [ sure you can we will give you your memory's and we each will give you a special blessing]
i am happy hearing that but i am a little sketchy seeing her face, but before i could mention anything
{red} [anyway off you go we will give you a small noble house but after that your on your own]
i then get dizzy and fall unconscious
{blonde} [are you really going to do that?]
{red} [aye why not should be fun cant wait to see what will happen can you?]
{blonde} [nope i cant but we do to give him our blessings since you promised]
{red} [oh we will but not right away]
she starts smirking
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(???) ok miss you need to push there almost out
*AHHHHHHHHHH*
(???) there they are there out
(mc) 'wait what i just got born just like that? oh well i rember a baby cry's when there born due to them first aid class's at work so lets act it out shall we?'
"wahhh wahhh"
(???) here you are miss a lovely baby girl
wait what i am a girl ok well that i can handle ...i think i have just lost my nuts so yeah, i then get past from this midwife to a person that i am going to take as my mum
(???) "oh how i have waited to see you our beautiful claire haven't we honey?"
upon hearing that i try to turn my head to the side to see my supposedly dad, but since i cant or more like before i had a chance of trying i got picked up and wait it's another woman!?!?!?!?
(???) "well looks like we have a little female in our group i always heard they are easyer to raise than a shemale."
wait did i hear that right? shemale?!?!? does that mean there is no male's in this world????
argh you bloody goddess's you could of told me something like that its important.
{red} [see told you this will be fun]
{blonde} [well so far it is he or should i say she is going mentil]
{both} [HAHAHAHAHAHA]
well how do you's think of my prolog? is it ok? also i need help nameing his pearents his second name the goddess's his city's name and 3 other girl's name's (one family name for them) otherwise its going to be stupid names like i was planing