As Tremis was walking towards the sounds of water he whistled as he had his eyes closed.

Now I can say im very horny when I meet people..actually no I probably shouldn't do that, that's most likely sexual harassment here as well..bad joke

He was still happy about getting his horn.

While he was walking his foot suddenly hit a rock and he started to fall down.

Unconsciously his hands went in front of his body and went a few millimeters into the ground leaving a hand like print in the dirt.

"What the fuck? I can fucking press down the ground?"

"How strong am I?!"

[Notification! Strength: 12 points (5 points = Normal Person)

"I am like 2 times stronger than a regular human? Are you kidding me?"

"Wait that's probably not much if this is a fantasy world, or this must be some very soft dirt or something but even then!"

"Whatever, Gods don't get surprised they are stronger than humans."

"March onwards!"

He lifted himself up and starts marching then quickly giving it up and starting to run.

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Finally, he made it to where the sounds of water were coming from.

As he made his way through the bush he finally saw it.

Boobs! Ah, wait no..a waterfall.

The water was clear and shiny as the sunlight bounced off it, as if an Angel made of water was about to be born.

"Way too good for this devilish forest! I absorb something called 'Diablo's Gift' and a fucking hare with a horn and they get this amazing water?"

He quickly walked over to the water and leaned over trying to check his appearance as he still didn't find the chance to.

"Oh my fucking god! Diablos Gift? More like fucking God's Gift!"

"Call it the fucking Beauty-Beauty No Mi cause im a beautiful human! Ah fuck that's a bad joke, I was never good at jokes."

"But good thing im next to the water, I have all this blood on my body."

He cupped some water in his hands and started trying to clean his face, eventually giving up and jumping into the water making it pinkish with all the blood.

"This is so good! It’s nice to have a bath after reincarnating from being stabbed."

"Wait what happened to my body if im here, please don't tell me that bastard got horny and started fucking my body."

After a few moments of silence.

"Probably not, that's not very common but he better treat my body right! I was in that body for a long time you know, kinda attached to it now!"

"Whos there?" a girly voice sounded as trembling could be heard in their voice.

Tremis stopped talking and began to think.

Fuck somebody's here and it's a fucking girl!

I dont know if she’s strong or not and ill be treated like one of those accidental perverts in those anime with stupid plots!

And I have my dick hanging out like a fucking rapist!

There is only one thing to do now...

Tremis stopped his train of thought and fell into the water then purposefully floating on top of the water as the pinkish water was around him making him look like a corpse.