Now to stop talking about dick..where the fuck am I? Well, it's not like you are going to fucking answer anyway.
Well, this thing said this is game-like so...
STATUS!
[Gathering Host Info]
|Name: Tremis Stuarts|
|Stats: Strength: 8 ; Agility 8 ; Defense 8 ; Intelligence 7|
|HP; 80/80 ; MP 70/70|
|Title: God of Devour, Maniac|
|Skills: {Devourer of Corpses LVL 1}|
[Cutting off Information]
Wait where are those new skills I just got?
[47 Hours 56 Minutes 02 Seconds until 'Communication Systems' will turn back on]
Do I have to wait for you to turn back on to answer these simple fucking questions? Fuck..well what about this Corpses thing?
[Gathering Info on skill {Devourer of Corpses}]
[Devourer of Corpses (Limited to 'God of Devour' Title): has the ability to devour corpses that have been killed personally to gain all stats and skills; when devouring corpses that have not been killed personally, will only receive (1%) of total stats and (1%) chance of getting skills (percentage increase when skill is leveled up)]
So I basically eat corpses to get stronger? As long as I don't have to actually eat im cool with that..but I don't get any other skills? What kind of fucking God has one main skill?
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[47 Hours 55 Minutes 01 Seconds until 'Communication Systems' will turn back on]
Well, I guess I gotta wait 2 fucking days for my questions to get answered.
So what the hell am I going to kill to get stronger?..you want me to kill a fucking bug?
I guess I gotta start killing some things..a God can't be a God if he doesn’t have power..wait what the fuck? Why am I not caring that I have to kill people?
[Maniac (Title): A person who has been called a maniac from everyone they have ever loved in their own life, gradually feeling more and more as if they are not human. Now, this person no longer cares about death or destruction upon anything. Instead, they now seek death and destruction on everything for everything that happened to them in their life]
I didn't see this shit. So this fucking 'Devouring' shit is calling me a Maniac too, giving me this fucking title!
I'll show you a fucking maniac if I ever see you, you cunt-licking HIV having fucking cancerous sore! Come here so I can fucking shove your head up your own ass you little shit!
It's not even going to answer so what's the fucking point..thanks for giving me my fucking answer for once you little cunt.
After having this one-sided argument, Tremis decided to follow the sound of the waterfall, trying to see if he could find something or to at least kill something to get stronger because he didn't know how strong people are out there.
If he can't even kill a peasant then how can he claim to be the 'God of Devour'?
As he was making his way towards the water, a small red streak suddenly rushed towards him from the shrubberies at his left.
Just when Tremis was about to turn to see what it was, he felt a sharp pain coming from the left arm that left a massive hole in his bicep tearing away his muscles in that arm leaving it completely useless.
Feeling this sensation of pain, he couldn’t stop himself from howling out causing the birds in the trees to fly away. In a state of rage, he looked at the small being that caused such an injury in his arm.
It was a rabbit looking creature with pure red fur, pitch-black eyes, and a sharp-looking yellow horn that now had a trace of blood on the tip.
"YOU FUCKING RABBIT! I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING GUTS FOR THAT!" Tremis screamed as he rushed at the rabbit.