Tonight’s encounter was a tall, blonde girl I met a few minutes after leaving my home. She was astonishingly beautiful but, as she walked up to me, I noticed how she had some troubles going straight.

When she finally reached me she told me “hey,” to which I responded back with a “hey”.

After a few seconds of what could be considered deep thinking she asked me “do you know where Harley Street is?”

I turned a bit and, pointing at a street as straight as an arrow I told her, “just follow this street until you see a colonnade then turn left, you’ll get there after you pass a small square.”

After thanking me she went in the direction I pointed her and I turned the other way to continue my walk.

After a good twenty minutes since I left her, as I was returning home I found her again in a small street near where I left her.

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She just walked up to me and said “hey” to which I responded again, “hey”.

“Do you know where Harley Street is?”

Holding back my laughter I just said “follow me” and guided her to a large street. Once we got there I pointed towards the direction Harley Street was in and told her to just go straight.

She thanked me and just stood there, staring at me. After a while she said “do you perhaps know where I could find some cocaine?”

Now, mind you, it was almost midnight on a Tuesday, so I just told her “no, sorry, but at this hour in the middle of the week I have no idea where to find it.”

To which she said “oh, ok… because someone told me I could find it in Harley Street.”

I pointed in the direction of the street again and told her “it’s that way, go.”

Just in that moment though two North African men passed behind me, and be it stereotypes, be it whatever you want, she looked at them, then back at me, then back at them and so on for a few seconds before running after them shouting “they might know where to find it!”

I have to admit I remained there baffled for a few seconds before bursting into laughter and going back towards my home.