PROOFREAD BY EL-S
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ANDREE POV
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As Master Jack entered the home I had said, "Welcome home, Master Jack." He nodded and proceeded with walking off, but before he could leave, I asked him, “Why are you wearing such filthy clothes?”
"It’s okay." I thought it was suspicious but he simply dismissed it. I sighed and thought to myself that I would look into it tomorrow.
As Master Jack left he asked me to prepare him some tea and a bath. He finished by asking me to prepare his bed. Replying with a curt yes, I went to prepare everything.
After Master Jack had fallen to sleep, I went and checked on everything to see if the mansion and Master Jack’s plans were in order for the next day
I then went to my private chamber. Since I’m the head butler, I had acquired a room from the Master which was I was quite happy with. Now, you may think ‘Why would you be happy with a chamber?’ Well, it’s because the chamber I received was as big as two homes stacked together. It was really quite large.
As I went inside, I prepared myself for the next day. I took a nice lavender bath and finished it by making a meal and watching some T.V before heading to my bed to sleep.
Waking up the next day, I went to a rundown factory warehouse. Entering, I went to a door that was almost hang off its hinges. Going down some stairs leading to a shady basement, I went to the side of the wall and punched a few spots. Hitting the spots didn’t hurt because they were made from some kind of soft fabric.
Punching the last block, the wall opened. Putting my finger on what seemed like a scanner - which scanned my thumb - I entered. A few people stood up at my sudden arrival.
“"We pay respect to the elder!"”
Nodding, I proceed to a room filled with security cameras being displayed on hundreds of screens.
Speaking up towards the man behind the screens, I ask him to show me yesterday’s footage of Master Jack. Nodding, the man showed me all the tapes he had.
I saw everything that had happened. Master Jack had played a prank to a poor man in a restaurant. The manager then called the cops and the man was almost punished.
Thanking the security tape man, I exited the room and made my way out of the building. Heading to the restaurant, I was going to apologise to the manager for my Master’s little joke.
Arriving at the restaurant, I asked a waiter who the manager was. He directed me to a man who looked to be around 30 to 35 years old. He gave of a feeling like he was arrogant, looking at him, I introduced myself.
"Hello, I am Andree, the head butler of the Jack-o'-lantern Mansion." He looked me over twice before responding.
"What the heck do you want?"
"I’m here to apologise for my Master’s joke." he looked at and looked confused before I explained.
"Everything that had happened yesterday was my Master pulling a prank. I am truly sorry" The man understood at once.
"You better pay for the emotional damages I have suffered." Looking at him, I thought it was only natural he ask for compensation.
“I had already planned as such.” Looking at me, he grinned deviously.
"You know, I got high mental stress after everything that had happened yesterday. It brought me some ‘mental damages’. You know what I mean, right?" I now frown, he’s clearly trying to get more money from me. Maybe I should let Master Jack deal with this despicable person? He clearly doesn’t need an apology from me.
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"Well, you know that if you don’t pay for those mental damages, the cops might get a hint to who did all this." The manager had silently threatened me, little did he know that Master Jack actually owned the cops. Master Jack could do whatever he wanted to this world. Giving up, I just payed the man and returned to the mansion.
JACK POV
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As I woke up, I went to wash my face and brush my teeth. Even if I’m a god, I still care for hygiene. I’m not a dirty master. I stifle a short laugh at the thought.
Using some magical power to change my clothes, I went down through the mansion where the servants greeted.
The servants had made me some french toast with blueberries and some fruit juice for breakfast. Eating it while I watched some T.V, a show had come on called "Shrek and Me." It’s a fanfiction about Shrek. "I love Shrek. Yeahhhh!" Unintentionally I called out something as embarrassing as that. Whoops.
Andree had entered and approached.
"Master Jack, I have something to say.” He then explained what had happened. I had a huge grin o n my face when an idea popped into my head.
“Good job, Andree.” As Andree left, he had a little smile on his face that looked pretty evil, if i say so myself.
Morphing myself into a buff young man, I also used my power to change my clothes to that of a police officer.
Heading to the restaurant, I arrested the manager him and put him into a police car that I borrowed from the police. Driving it to a remote place - the manager had a blindfold on so he could not see where we were going - I pulled him out of the car and strapped him onto the chair that was prearranged by me. I also had a laptop opposite of him, going over to the laptop that was already turned on, I go to my private streaming site and turn on the stream. Heading back to the manager, I pulled the blindfold of and the gag. The manager began to scream but I used my power to shush him, now he could only look and hope for the best.
Putting on a mask of mask of ‘Zirg Destroyer of Worlds’, I began with, "Hello my minions! It is I, your master, Zirg Destroyer of Worlds! Muahahahaha!" The people in the chat were typing stuff along the lines of ‘Haha, as always the master has a new pray’.
Seeing what they were typing I explained the situation, “Today we have a new pray! I call him the manager of the grumpy's.” I continued talking to my people, “You agree, right?”
"Hell yeah, awesome name as always!" I nodded thinking ‘Yes, yes. My minions understand me’ I had a slight tear in my eye.
"Suggest in the comment what we’re going to do with the manager of the grumpy's!"
“Torture!”
“Humiliation!”
“Making him dance like a pig!” I had decided on humiliation. Using my power to change my camera, I made my eyes the camera streaming the live feed.
Pushing the manager back into the car, I had taken all of his clothes off and put a cupcake hat on his head. Using some more magical power, I put some man-sized diapers on the manager. It was really quite a pitiful sight, I mean, imagine a man wearing nothing but a cupcake hat and a man sized diaper!
Driving to New York Square, I released him. Controlling his body, I made him run around with his hands in the air screaming stupid phrases.
"I’m an alien! Whooshhhh." It was fun to watch, oh right, everything was still being live streamed if you couldn’t tell.
Returning to the mansion where Andree greeted me as usual, I order him to get me some snacks and some cola. Andree nodded and went away, I then started to freshen up, eating my snacks afterwards and then eventually I went to sleep.