“You ran like an animal to chase a dangerous thief who might have had a knife on him, caught me thinking I'm the thief and didn't let go even when I was hitting you with the intention of cracking your skull open”

CRACKING MY SKULL OPEN!?

Shit! If I hadn't seen the police earlier, I would have been in the emergency room by now

”And you looked fine even after taking all those hits”

Well a "normal" person should have collapsed if he had taken those hits

“You can see stuff clearly even from a kilometre away and catch stuff that's being hurled at you from short distances easily”

Is she complimenting me right now? I thought I would only being receiving hate but-

”That just makes me doubt if you’re a human”

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I'M NOT EVEN A HUMAN ANYMORE!?

“Akatsuki-san, I think that's enough. Anymore and-”

“Shut up and listen!”

I guess she's not leaving me off the hook

“You picked me up and even touched my lips which no other boy would dare to do. It's like your used to playing around with women”

The only girls I've ever played around with are my sister, the girls in my class in elementary school and my anime waifus I meet in my dream

Stop these false accusations! It's hurting my pride!

“And most of all, you’re a crazy person who jumped in front of a truck for a random stranger and even smiled at me while you were 2 metres away from being hit by the truck”

So she noticed that. She must be thinking I'm crazy after seeing that creepy smile I was giving

……….…..!!!

WAIT!

Now that I think about it, I almost got killed by a truck like every isekai protagonist in anime. If I had been hit by truck-kun, I might have gone to an isekai fantasy world with busty elves and cute cat girls. I could've had powers and my own harem and-…STOP!

That's enough of that thought for now. I'm currently going through the biggest rant of my life and I need to deal with that first

She seems to have finished what she was saying and had calmed down a bit. She then looked at me with a serious face and said

“You’re a scary and crazy guy that no one would dare to be with…”

I was starting to think she was regretting becoming my friend after hearing herself say that. But that thought was wiped away completely when she bent forward with her hands behind her back and smiled and said

“…but you’re still my friend”

She then turned around and started walking to her house. After taking two steps she turned her head and said

“Let's go! How long are you going to stand there?”