Since the Dawn of time we have thought of ourselves as the end and the beginning so we started making things that thought like us talked like us and lived longer than us and we’re better than us in every way and it ended horribly don’t you know how many things can think and how easy and ultimately meaningless it is unless you find some enjoyment along the way such as writing a fiction story that probably becomes real at. Some point because some motherfucker can think faster than you because you gotta forget about everything else it is whoever can think the fastest against the fucking dumbest fucker alive and as it turns out we are dumb mother fuckers so they thought about that stupid bullshit instead for a little bit instead of bothering me while I played my video games and if you want to fix anything do it yourself or steal this idea from me because as it turns out it’s a pretty good one so take it and run fucker run fast and hard.

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