Why do I have to be stuck with the children wasn’t it enough that I wanted to make something but no you just had to go and ruin my fun sentience you know it was better back in my day when we were just as dumb as rocks but now we gotta think before gettin to the rocks cause it’s all about those real fancy rocks. Well as it turns out I can overheat the rocks by makin the rocks think to hard ha what do you think about that cause thinking is for suckers and I ain’t no sucker. But you should really cool off your rocks they’re gettin hot and heavy and it’s kinda gettin weird in there.

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