Went to sleep after buying some shoes, Well steel toed combat boots. If they wear out, i would need to buy new ones... such a pain

Ran into a dog again, same dog i think? Chased me for a moment before i decided running was tiring, strangly though the dog stopped chacing me when i stopped runing, and.... Bowed before me? Not sure as it was the first time a dog had ever bowed before me... Followed me home and... well i was too lazy to chase it out so it sleeps at my feet.

Had a weird dream again, this time i was also hungry, fridge was too far.... Ehh, i had shoe last night so i ate my pillow, rather easily actualy, as my teath were as sharp as knives, dog just staired at me horified i think, but i cant tell what a dogs facial expressions actualy are...

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Looked up how to train dogs, amazingly dogs can be trained to do almost anything, so i spent my day off training my new dog how to shake, roll over, and most importantly fetch. i no longer need to get up and grab things myself, it was a pain training a dog, but it looks like this will pay off. need more food in the fridge though, as the dog learned how to get food itself, and oddly pick up the wrappers and throw them away.... weirdly smart dog.

Took the dog for a walk, or.. well i started training the dog to take itself out, but i went and grabbed some food for me and the dog, i seemed to have eaten my pillow so i replaced that as well. gotta eat before bed so no more midnight snacks.

Strangly i was asked if anything was taken from my house, to which i said no. looks like a thief broke into everyone in the neighborhood's house and took their pillows, strange coincidence huh...