1. Haha look at Dylan who thinks he's cool wearing new clothes."

"You know what Iven, I’m tired of hearing your crap everyday, today is the last day you make me mad you oversized rat."

"You talk alot of crap for being a tiny man,gang get him, his life is worthless." 

*PUNCH KICK PUNCH KICK SLAP KICK PUNCH*Coughing blood*

"He-l-p pl-ease someooon-" 

*Everything turns black*

"Wow, am I dead, this is better then getting bullied so yayy!"

"Hello child, I am God, I'm am giving you a second chance as you have been the nicest you could.I have searched you memories and see you adore this anime called Naruto.I have taken the liberty to place you in that world with a interface to check on yourself.You will be able to choose 3 nature affinitys, 1 bloodline trait and 1 visual jutsu.You will also be able to choose which family you are born in. Goodbye my child and have fun!"

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"Oh well that was strange but exciting, let's see the interface. First my 3 jutsu's."

User has three choices.Which one with you choose?

Lightning

Fire

Water

Earth

Wind

Yin 

Yang

"I choose lightning,Fire, and Earth.Next is blood line traits."

User has one choice. Which one will you choose?

Boil release

Ice release

Scorch release

Blaze release

Lava release

Wood release

Magnet release

Storm release 

Explosion release

Dust release

" I probably should go with wood but I haven't really seen ice that much and it kinda interest me.Finally I can pick my eye power."

User has one choice Which one will you choose.

Rinnegan

Sharingan

Byakugan

Teinsagan

Jougan

I wonder what the jougan is, system tell me what the jougan is*If you watch boruto then this is spoilers*

"The jougan is a special eye power like the Byakugan but stronger.It first originated in boruto uzumaki due to mutations.Jougan’s strongest ability is the Space-Time Ninjutsu, it can see invisible barriers that connects between two dimensions.It allows the user to teleport.

"Then I will pick the jougan, it seems very interesting."

"Last, you need to pick a family to be born in." 

I want to be born in the uzumaki clan as minato son"

"Lastly my child, i want to warn you that because of the family you picked, the demon fox attack killed naruto and the fox was sealed inside of your father minato.Is that fine with you?"

"Yes"

Starting reincarnating process 3...2...1 Start complete moving conscious, generating body."

"SHEHEEJEBRBWJDJDND WHAT IS HAPPENING3JHDUEHBDHWKQDBAGWUFIEBWHDB."