So well after disarming the Creature ha get it disarmed because you know I severed its arms. No sorry I know that’s not funny but you know it’s just one of the things people say right. Well afterwards the fight wasn’t really a fight. It was annoying but not a fight a cut it to pieces but it just seem intent on staying alive. So I keep hacking and slashing it apart but damm. It’s still willingly around now and I have in 2575 equal size cubes. Oh and after the fight I found the fish it throwed at me to ahh test me why did it throw a fish a the start. Well it doesn’t really matter after all the fight didn’t really last longer than thirty seconds and fifteen of those seconds was me waiting after the fish throw. Well long story short I can’t cook well so yeah but ultimately the fish was food and I was hungry. The more hungry someone is the better food will taste. And that’s a fact with my seal of approval hmmm so what now.
Ericks list of things to do
Find water tick
Get fish tick
Make way back to sister… optional for the time being
But more than that. That request now that I think about their was three things my sister wanted me to do
average myself
Make friends
???? Get a disciple. I think but it felt like there was something I was not getting their..
Well I doubt that the guy who killed me is just going to hop out of the bushes with his pants down... ahh right what’s that guys name I mean I just keep referring to him as that guy who killed me hmmmm ... I’ll name him Ted.
Ericks list of things to do
Kill Ted
Make friends
Disciple thing
Right that’s al… oh right I need to get Icarus back I think. Ok I’ll put ‘get Icarus back on the list.
Ericks list of things to do
Kill Ted
Make friends
Disciple thing
Get Icarus back
Ok don’t think there’s anything else is their… o right I’m lost
Kill Ted
Not be lost anymore
Make friends
Disciple thing
Get Icarus back
So anything else hmmm no nothing comes to mind.
Still how am I supposed to go about the hole make friends thing. Hmmm ah I’m sure it all workout in the end.
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“ Maney oh mangy that’s it!”
“ who in the FUCK IS MANEY”
“ huh you are? Right”
“ no I’m Mane”
“ seriously whaaaaa oh yeah I would be never have OF COURSE I FUCKING KNOW YOUR NAME YOU STUPID LITTLE COCK FUCKER. WHOOO FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT YOUR OWN NAME WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!”
“ then why did you call mangy if you knew my name”
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“ you truly are a stupid fuck”
A small little red skinned girl said it her fiery red hair swayed as her little head seemed to vibrate in upsolute annoyance. Her mouth twisting between a frown and a pout as she attempted to guess if Mane was making a fool of her.
“ how am I a stupid fuck if you can’t even get my name right”
“ it’s a fucking nickname you FUCKER!!! You now break down wall build bridges”
“ do you want to build a bright or knock down a wall. Jeez are you so really so stupid”
Mane said as he desperately struggled to maintain a neutral face but internally he was crying. But they weren’t tears of sorrow no they were the tears of happiness bordering biss as her had slowly come to test the brodurys of what was acceptable over the last three days he had been here.
The little red girl who sat at a table oppose the unnaturally handsome man but appearance wise was almost completely different to how he looked before. She was currently squirming around not on the chair no that had long shattered now she rolled around on top of the table. Her red hair was constantly leaving dust over the table and small sand dunes made the carpet with no pieces of the original floor to be seen. At one stage mane attempted to dig down to see what was under the stand. However after did one full meter in the sand with his hands he received a shard chop to the back of his head shattering it. What followed was one hour of experiencing the pain of having no head as well as the novelty of it. To make matters worse to put it back together… they used a hollow pink pumpkin that was in the garden outside and after sliding a good percentage of brain bits in side then a couple hours of Ai the individual who shattered my head in the first place telling me what her dream man would look like and to my surprise it was almost completely different to how I looked before in fact the only thing that didn’t change was my build. Of course after my head was fixed I received a long and strearn lecturer about how digging up people’s floors was bad. Not rude. Not stupid but bad and she gave me a FUCKING DOG TREAT to help me understand before informing me of her great fucking generosity. Of course that was how I would come to understand the rules of this place. Because when they were broken it would be my head smash in.
So this helped my understand two things about my situation the first is that she fucking strong I mean holy Shit she strong like level a realm with a single punch. Like I watched her punch fucking the air so fucking hard a small fucking sun was formed from the pressure. And the second thing is that my fucking cockroach like powers of being fucking unkillable have either gotten way over the fucking line to their point where I’ve surpassed death anything less than total disintegration would do the trick which I hope is the case but have serious doubts. Second I am truly dead and dead people don’t die. That’s right I haven’t seen or heard a single thing that doesn’t tell me I’m not in hell right now. Ahhhh fuck I hope this is wrong.
And right now she’s biting though pure steel ingots but nothing but her jaw power. By the way I’m currently sitting behind a office table facing a dest with the nameplate boss awesomeness written oh it along with a few small drawing of the little red girl.im sitting here with my arms crossed and a neutral face. Unfortunately it too high quality for me to call then children’s drawings. Apparently I’m undergoing an interview to see if I’m worthy of receiving her and I quote ‘the most insanely powerful shit I’ve ever made’ witch has me sitting of a fence wondering to myself what the fuck does that mean. Oh the face she made when she said it was fucking adorable. And even know I’m struggling with how funny her reaction are and the question I’ve tucked away at the back of my mind . Does it mean what I think it does? And if it does then aren’t I fucked. Like really fucked. It probably isn’t logical to make fun of her here. But sense never really been my thing so fuck it.