"I can't believe I agreed to do this..." Laura muttered under her breath.
She was dressed in a costume unlike any other. Other than the fact that it was weaved with fertility magic, it had the ability to amplify or instill any lust in pedestrians around her. But what made it worse was not those properties of the costume, but the shape of it.
"Com'n here, we sellin' all types of toys for adults!" Laura shouted to spread the word. Her penis shaped costume did well to notify the passerby of what they were selling. "Bondage and masturbation, all kind of genre's equipment!"
While she went around promoting, she heard distant footsteps passing by. Curious, her gaze landed on the cross junction opposite of Tenur's shop.
On the street where her gaze landed, a squadron of knights were running through, followed by several humans who had an extraordinary presence —strong enough to cause even her to feel slightly intimidated in her dick suit— and several more men wearing tight but flexible clothing. The sight made her think that something important must have happened near the border of the forest since the heavily armed men seemed to be heading there.
None of my business, she thought to herself before resuming to charm the surrounding pedestrians into entering Tenur's shop.
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Inside the shop was a lot of customers, mostly females, but there were some males too.
Looks about right, Tenur mused as he stood behind the counter while using his hand as a cushion for his chin. Looks like Laura's doing a good job.
“You can say that again," Denka laid next to Tenur's head. "I can't believe the dick suit worked."
An eyebrow was raised as Tenur stared at Denka. "What you should be surprised is how your daughter is so proficient in doing sales even thought this is her first." Somehow, his words made Denka sob.
-Several hours ago-
At first, when he suggested opening a sex shop in town since there wasn't any there, Denka and Laura had opposed vehemently. It went to the point of Laura attempting to throw him back into the forest with her father's enchantment. But then... "Wait, wait! Hear me out!" Tenur had explained his reasons and why he thought it was a good idea. The first was how far people in his town had to go just to get a dildo. Those who had the money to go buy one would rather just get a hooker instead. For the second one, he thought selling free items was extremely profitable.
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"What do you mean profitable? How do you think you're getting your stock?" Denka had asked.
"Why, by creating of course!" When he sensed Denka giving him a weird mana wave and Laura closing in to grab him again, he hurriedly explained while taking several steps back. "I-I mean I'm gonna use my mana to weave dildos and sorts, and contraceptive devices too!" Sweat was leaking, it didn't look convincing, yet somehow the two bought it.
"Ok genius," Laura started. "How the fuck are you going to weave hundreds of dildos and the like within a day?"
"And we're not taking into account the custom mades and contraceptive devices too!" Denka supplemented.
"Uh, so..." Tenur looked for Andrew and found him. "Ah ha! I'm going to call my kids to help out!"
"Pfft!" Laura started laughing non-stop even though her demeanor looked like she was ready to smash him.
"You know, I never know how low a life can fall until I met you, Tenur. Tsk tsk tsk..." Denka made his intentions very clear.
"Hey! It's not like my kids have anything else to do, right?" He then looked at Andrew with his eyes wide. "RIGHT?"
Andrew gulped once before putting on a show. "Yes! We are totally bored and free every single time!" Laura who caught his eyes saw what it said. "Help me..."
As Laura closed in on Tenur to hit him, Tenur called out again. "Denka! Do we have a cloning spell!?"
"Yes, we do have one, it's for obje-..." Denka sounded suspicious. "Wait a minute, you're not thinking what I'm thinking right?"
"Yep, definitely, absolutely." Tenur answered with his chest broadened. "We'll sell one-time-use sex toys!"
-Time skip back to where they are-
"Hello kid, I'd like to purchase these," a man wearing a suspicious looking coat placed several items on the counter. Dildo, dildo, dildo, dildo... Tenur counted before saying the total price.
"Fifty."
"Sold," the man placed the cash on the counter before scooping his purchases and running away. Tenur's eyes locked onto his fleeing shadow before returning back to the payment.
"Let's see... Ten... Twenty... Five?" The sudden realisation hit him. "Fucking hell."
"You got scammed in the face and you're only noticing this now?" Denka sounded fed up. "Go chase the fucker, you dumbfuck."
While standing up suddenly, causing the chair he was sitting on to fall, Tenur rushed out from the store before yelling at Laura. "Look after the store, I'm going on a manhunt!" Then he was gone.