Robert walks downstairs and walks out. He starts heading towards the direction of the dungeon. After walking for a while on the stone road, he finds himself in front of a huge stone archway and a stairwell lit with torches. The stone archway is protected by a stone wall towering around 4 meters high and a meter thick with an entire garrison placed on the outside. When Robert is about to walk inside, he's stopped by 2 guards.

"We need to see your Adventurer's badge before we let you in."

Robert pulls out his Badge and hands it over to one of the guards. After the guard checks it, he hands it back to Robert.

"Ok Adventurer, you're allowed in."

The 2 guards step aside and let Robert a clear way into the dungeon. Robert walks past them and unsheathes his mace and walks down the stairs while the torches light his way down to the dark expansion below. After walking down the twirling staircase, he reaches the first floor of the Dungeon.

Name: Robert Gray Dungeon Name: Class: Merchant Erasing Desert

Robert walks out to find he's in a desert and spots multiple adventurers killing a living cactus. Scorpions are hard to kill in this place due to them being of a herd mentality. After a while, Robert finds multiple scorpions.

"Well, this shouldn't be too terribly difficult."

Robert puts up his shield and pulls out his mace. The scorpions start charging at him, but one of them dies as an icicle pierces through one scorpion and then the rest flees away.

"It's him, he's the one who stole our quest!"

"Are you fucking kidding me, these dipshits are here?"

"Watch your fucking mouth shithead!"

"If you think you can get away and take our quest, you're sorely mistaken."

"It's almost as if you're asking for an ass-kicking."

"Getting cocky, huh, well, let's see if you can fight all of us bitch!"

2 magicians fire both a fireball and an icicle toward Robert. Robert puts up his shield which blocks both of them. The 2 swordsmen get in close and one aims to hit Robert's right shoulder, but Robert slams the sword away and slams down on his opponent's arm.

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"Gahh, the asshole almost broke my arm! Priest, start healing us."

"Alright, I'll start healing, Lesser Heal!"

Robert watches as his opponent's arm almost goes back into the shape before he fought Robert. While Robert was looking at the priest, the other swordsman tries to stab his head, but Robert notices it in time and pulls up his shield to block. Robert counterattacks with a jab to the gut from his mace which knocks the wind out of him. While Robert attacks the swordsman, the other comes back around after being fully healed.

"I'm going to celebrate with your goddamn blood, you cocksucker!"

After jabbing at the swordsman, Robert swings right which the swordsman ducks under and slashes at Robert which gets stopped by his chainmail.

"Alright, no more playing around, everyone kill him!"

With the tower shield in front and a swordsman behind him and 2 magicians start throwing spells.

"I just wanted to make some income, why is it this difficult for just a couple of coins!"

The tower shield gets in front of his face while he gets flanked by a sword. Obviously meeting the tower shield head-on is like a glass cup over a goddamn coconut, the glass is going to break first and Robert was obviously not that coconut.

Robert side steps the shield and gets stabbed by a sword enhanced by mana which reaches barely into his skin.

"Oh damn a 600 gold coin bandage is needed for this cut. My lord, I'm gonna go broke!"

"Shut the fuck up, I'm going to rip your guts out, you hear me!"

The swordsman slashes again and gets blocked by the heater shield which leaves only a scrape. Robert then swings his mace which hits the ribs.

"Gahh!"

The main tank of the party swings his axe at Robert, but once again gets deflected off his shield's surface. In return, he gets a mace to the head. Naturally, as smart adventurers, they didn't use helmets so his head caves in because he couldn't move his tower shield fast enough.

"Icicle rain!"

Large amounts of icicle bolt to him, but Robert puts up his shield in a cone of defense but eventually gets pierced through the right leg.

Robert only grunts like a chad instead of a virgin swordsman. The Virgin swordsman gets his ribs healed by the priest while another spell gets launched at Robert which he dodges barely because of a nonfunctioning right leg.

"You're going to pay for their deaths!"

"Fireball!"

A large fireball zips through the air and slams into Robert's shield which turns the surface black.

"Do you want me dead or charred because I like neither!"