Hey guys lucky here sorry about being gone for so long I got taken by some moon people..... really it's true I would never lie to my wonderful readers

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"Fuck it I'll just become the bandit king I mean how hard could it be"

Truthfully speaking if I wanted to I could just end his life with one of my preaurized air punches which I will now refer to as a air punch just because it sounds cooler, but anyway I think I'm going to limit myself for a bit then when I meet one of those elixir people I'll go all out and see how good they are but first I want to become the bandit king so where do I begin...

As I make my way out of the kingdom that I destroyed I saw some different paths in front of me I just decided to go down the one on the far right because It looked like it had some fun traps down the road.

*snap*

*boom*

*pop*

Fuck!!! I kow I said that there where cool traps but this is just overkill I mean there are the standard bear traps the poison darts and ex. but I didn't expect their to be dead body parts flying at me 

*boom*

Correction exploding dead body parts for some reason they would explode with some nasty type of acid whenever I got near them I didn't hurt just put holes in my clothes which can't even be called clothes anymore just rags....

"Look what we have here guys some scrawny little punk trying to capture some colorwash and make them into his slaves guess what though we just captured the last one hahaha" (random guy #1)

"Honestly I though we took the last request at the guild maybe their was one more?" (Random guy #2)

"We should be good sports and give him one of them since he came all the way out here"(random guy #3)

"Good point Max hey nubbie I don't know what rank you are but slave capture missions are B rank and up" (random guy #1)

"The Fuck are you people"

Just as I made my way out of what I thought to be the last trap I stumbled upon 3 guys walking my way on the path they all looked pretty strong for regular people the main thing that caught my attention though was the human looking person sitting next to them with a gag in his mouth he had no hair was skinny as Fuck and where his skin color should be was different colors like for example his hand is blue while his feet where red and arms yellow it was weird but in a cool way. 

"You must not be from the guild then otherwise you would recognise me my name is toner" (toner)

"My name is doll" (doll) 

"I'm max" (max) 

"And together we are the......

"I don't give two Fuck who you are just shut up or die" 

I don't really care who they are I just want to know who the bald guy he looks like he will be fun, but if those 3 talk I might just kill them out of pure annoyance 

"How dare you....

*kweep* 

I would like to say I did something flashy and cool to end there lives but alas I'm to fixated on the bald guy to care how I killed them so I just squished them under my feet by just jumping on their heads one by one, as I walk tears the bald guy he starts to scream but I could not hear him very well because he had the gag in his mouth so I took it out and the result is...

"THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS MY THANKS, THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH WALK FORTH WITH HAPPY TIMES FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS YOU KIND SOUL"(grateful random person)

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"Calm down man if I new you would get a hard on the moment I got rid of your  gag I would of just left you there" 

"But all the same you freed me a colorwash, you a proud aura one of the few races acknowledged by the rest of the world saved me a mere colorwash I truly am not worthy" (really grateful random person)

"Well first off I'm not an aura actually I just killed a bunch of those a few miles back and I think 

 the guys I just killed  where auras too I am what you would call human my name is Quinn" 

"Well human named Quinn nice to meet you I am a colorwash named Skydawn I hope we can become good friends in the future" (Skydawn)

As I talked with Skydawn I learned that his race the colorwash have a inborn affinity with the elements that appear on their skin like how him having the color blue on both his hands would mean that he can manipulate water with them and they also would have resistance to the cold and with practice could switch the colors on his body with different ones, but despite all that cool stuff his races skin is very valuable because they world they live in has no way of knowing how to make paint or colors so they just use the colorwashs skin for a substitute and thus the race where made slaves for convince. 

"Well that's terrible and just down right depressing"

Yea I try not to think about it too much and just focus on the small things like the fact that I'm free now and can do whatever I want so I'm going to follow you and see where the wind takes me" (Skydawn)

"Nope"

"......" (Skydawn)

"Well bye now have a nice life Skydawn"

*zoom*

As I said my goodbyes I ran as fast as I could there was no way I will have sombody like Skydawn as a traveling companion he would just get annoying and... what the fuck... no seriously what the fuck I'm running at like 200 mph and this fucker is keeping up...

"Take responsibility" (Skydawn)

"For what, the fuck did I do to you and how are you keeping up with me"

"With the power of yellow" (Skydawn)

"Fuck"

When I look at his legs I see that they are now yellow that must mean that yellow equals lighting and can make him move faster but if he could do that in the first place why didn't he outrun the auras that captured him 

"Hey fucker how come you got captured by the auras"

"The mouth ball tasted good" (Skydawn)

When he said that I just stopped and started to talk to him 

"OK why do you want to travel with me in the first place"

"Because you freed me and I got nowhere else to go" (Skydawn)

"OK then I'll let you travel with me for a bit, but as soon as we find a kingdom that does not piss me off your ass better be gone"

"You talk weird but nevertheless I understand I will leave you when we come across the next kingdom that does not piss you off" (Skydawn) 

"Good" 

And with that we are off... 

"Fuck I still need to become the bandit king"

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Hey readers lucky here again sorry if there are any grammar errors also I'll try to make the next chapter longer than this one I know it's short so please hold on until and comment below for reasons or not and have a good day.

P.s I promise I won't dissappear agian