.Hello lucky here, sorry if I post this chapter wrong I'm still getting use to doing this. Don't worry thought I'll find a way to do it .
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"Just fight me already"
Although I said those words with every intention to beat up god I'm getting very very frustrated right now, why you may ask well I will tell you why,
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING HE IS DOING IS DODGING ME AND MAKING WEIRD SOUNDS.
Seriously that's it just run in around like some weakling but we both know he is stinger than that so all I need to do is just move faster, this goes on for a long time then finally I get one in and the result was....
"Punch"
"Owwwww. Son of a biscuit that hurt like a mother fucker"
"Haaa fool not just anybody can punch me it takes hard work and effort to do that now wh.....
"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT CRAP I'LL JUST PUNCH YOU HARDER"
After that God just starts to sigh and that eases his hand and.....
"Fuck I think he killed me"
Just as I said that I saw a light, I went twards it and then I'm back in the empty space with God and then he says
" well now that that's over I'm going to tell you......
"Punch"
And I started up the fight again, I feel like you want a explanation of why well I'll tell you.
It's because I'm pissed because this fucker hasn't gotten on the ground yet so I fight him again and then he uses some type of magic or some shit to kill me again and then brings me back to life and starts talking then I start fighting him again and again and again.
1 year later.....
"Punch"
"Haaaaaa I finally did it YES dammit this is such a win haaaaa"
I start cheering because finally I beat up god after I 1 Damm year of dying and fighting this monster of a supreme being I finally beat him up then afterwards he got up and said very angry and suprizingly this
"Well mortal you beat me in unarmed combat so therefor by rules and regulation I now appoint you as God"
"Nope"
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"I know you are happy about..."
"Wait no"
"Yep I don't want to be god it seemed boring and stupid"
And so after I made my declaration I punched a hole in the space and hoped out I heard god call after me but I didn't feel like answering I'm still pissed but not so much mainly because I just spent the last year fighting god.
So I kind of noticed something wrong with my super cool exit that I took when I left god.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM
"FUCK"
Seriously this is getting boring just florin around in space maybe I should ask God to transport me to some magic world, yea let's try that.
"Hey god"
"Go Fuck youself"
I don't know what's more shocking the fact that God actually responded or the fact that he swore I'm going to go with both
"But it's so boring here just transport me and I'll be gone"
"Fine"
"Awesome no more boring space shit."
Then suddenly I see lots of white lights around me and then I see a planet but it's kind of weird it's pretty far away.
"Fuck"
I just realized that I'm going to fall on it not be transported on it, I'm not scared or anything I mean once you take a few of God's hit everything else seems really underwellming.
As I fall twards this planet that I'm going to call green I feel the heat from falling at 1,00,000,000 miles per hour and planet green is getting really close now.
"Bam"
Well that was easy, but also a bit scary I mean I'm fully aware that if it was the past me I would have died very painfully.
"Who are you"
As I look around I see that I'm in some sort of old looking city made of stone and old type things looks like I'm in a world that's in the middle ages I hope they have fun stuff to do maybe I'll become a king who knows.
....................................................................................................... hey everybody lucky here, sorry If this is short or posted wrong anyway. Comment below for any reason or even if it's to say you love cactus I don't know why somebody would but still have a good day