Hi! My Name is Noiruzi Sangsung, and I am from A Future!
OK I am really from the Momentarium, which is the point towards which all futures tend - the same way a person jumping off a high building tends towards the ground!
I am writing this for a lot of reasons. I am writing because I like people and I like you and it would be great to talk! Even though I live when you have long since crumbled to dust and your constituent atoms have been repurposed to build some humble piece of the Momentarium where I live and have lots of fun.
And I am writing this because I am an intern at the Momentarium Educational Stream, like all of my friends, like pretty much everyone I know except for a few who are actually teachers or even better full tenured employees of the Momentarium and available for time and space missions and determining what the pasts of everyone is like, to ensure they continue their easy and trouble-free tending towards us.
And as an intern I should have a super cool project to show at the end of my internship. I want something that really shows my tech jops - so I can get the tech job!
I will brag here, but it is true - I am one of the smartest and most ambitious in my class.
I'm even smarter sometimes than Nervé. Although maybe not as ambitious as Sausalito. Those two are my best friends.
My feels are always 😁 😆 🥰 🤩!!!
Sausalito Bratfirst is almost always that but also 🤣 and 😍
But Nervé is so much 🤨😳 sometimes it makes me worried. It's because a part of them died a while back. I don't have time to talk about that now though.
I feel sad for Nervé though, because of the death, and because of what it will probably mean.
But mainly I am writing this because it is a super cool project and I will show my teachers, including the mean ones, that I managed to set up a self-looping time messaging stream, so I could send text to wattpad, and wattpad did not die or get attacked by dinosaurs because I remembered to set up all my failbacks.
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To do that I am definitely going to have to figure out a way to make money down in your time, you are the times where people have money right? I think so - ooh, this is another part that is really good about my writing this, because I am going to specialize in the generations from 10 years before this is written to ten years after, which is a good solid time block if I go on missions, which I sure hope to at some point. The best way to earn extra bodies is to complete missions with glory. I already have 4 bodies.
I HAVEN'T EVEN USED TWO OF THOSE BODIES YET!! Sorry, I am sort of just squee over how lucky I've been.
Poor Nervë of course only has the one body. That is why so sad, and why sometimes when I look over I catch the single body he has (might as well call him a he, because that is all he has to be) making this face 😡. Because he is probably thinking about how he lost that body.
And it's not fair when I think about it, Nervë really loved his girl body, and now she is gone, and I miss hanging out with her.
Do you have anyone you miss hanging out with? I think it is sad not to hang out with people.
So I am writing this because I want to learn to hang out with people from your time, and you can give me pointers sometimes on my school assignments (which is totally allowed) and we can be friends across space and time, the way people are meant to be! And tell me how to make your money so I can set up payments here to keep service from this side, instead of spending super-high energy streams from this side - which as you can imagine is not the most efficient and would probably get me negative marks on my project when I turn it in for grading, especially if I get a mean teacher like Malburger Bombfrazz.
I don't like him. I mean I totally respect and admire him, don't get me wrong, he is the perfect teacher, but I find some of his hobbies icky. Like, he's a serial killer. I know that's his right and all but I still think it's freaky.
Part of his recuperation phase in any time mission he goes on he uses to hunt down and kill people. Everything is done right, so there's definitely not even a the slightest blip on the time stream from what he does, but I think it's mean and it's wrong. I know that's my hangup and my Theoripute has said I need to work on myself and accept Malburger and understand he has the things he enjoys like torturing people who are anyway long dead just like I enjoy making funny memes and sharing them with you and hopefully getting a top grade and a good job from this!
So that was me and that my introduction, until later I remain your friend - Noiruzi Sangsung!
So that was me and that my introduction, until later I remain your friend - Noiruzi Sangsung! [https://img.wattpad.com/1eb602da5590bdbee5f9b6495cd24c84182f627b/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f567054694d662d556265336e37513d3d2d313439373235383137322e313830396134323330613434393934623635313539323733353237392e706e67?s=fit&w=1280&h=1280]