Chapter one
I woke up in instant pain, The feeling was as if I was boiling in molten lava. From the tips of my toes to my Brain, The excruciating pain lasted for only a few minutes but it might as well have been hours.
Once the pain started to wash away I just lay there letting my breathing and heartbeat slow to normal.
Finally, I opened my eyes. "That's not right." I thought to myself.
At that moment I was staring at the branches of trees swaying above me.
Turning my head to look around I realized that I was currently lying in a forest.
I closed my eyes and tried to remember last night.
I stayed home because there was a big snowstorm. I was watching random movies. And that's it then just blank.
I slowly sat up only to find out that I was also completely nude. It took me a moment but my brain finally registered a very important fact. My member looked different…Bigger.
Looking at the rest of myself I realized that all of myself was different.
I was about 6 foot and I had what was called the dad bod from the years of being single, takeout, and no shits to give.
But now. Now I was probably 6 foot 3 and had a body that would put most men to shame. not some swimmers build but also not one of those protein bros, I was a good mix of both a lean buff I guess, but I didn't care I was too confused and excited to care.
That's when I saw that I also had long white hair and pale white skin. And I couldn't stop myself from looking at the rest of my new body.
“Damn,” I said absentmindedly
After a few minutes too many of checking myself out, I looked around again. I needed to find out what was going on.
On the ground by me, there was a woven sack. Leaning down to look inside I found a pair of sandals and a gray tunic that went to my thighs with a black piece of rope that I could use as a sort of belt.
At the bottom of the bag was a small piece of paper that said.
“Once done getting dressed, say the word system out loud. gib.”
My brain froze. I've read books like this where some random guy gets transmigrated or summoned to some world to fight some great foe.
“God I hope I didn't just get summoned by this world for that crap.” I thought as I put the clothing on
Once done getting dressed I looked around again.
I was surrounded by a forest with no signs of human inhabitants.
So I did what the paper said
"System"
To my amazement, a neon blue screen appeared in front of me.
Year- 4000 BC
Time in the world- 15 minutes 37 seconds
Name-Daniel Anthony gray
Current Age-18 [immortal]
Height-6'3
-Note-
Dear Mr. Daniel, it is our deepest apologies for the inconvenience.
Unfortunately, you died when a quantum void we were testing lost control and accidentally swallowed you.
The good news is that we were able to retrieve you from the void. The bad news is well you were swallowed into a void of nothingness. Well, it's more than that but your monkey brain can't comprehend anything about it.
As an apology, we have decided to give you a new life because of our mistake.
The only thing that this system can do is track your current age. and It also has a world map that tells you where you are and the time. it will also show you areas with human inhabitants that will be marked in blue. The darker the color the bigger the population. it's not like those systems that are in books from your world. It won't give you abilities, Or rewards, it's practically worthless but hey you're alive so be happy with it. As a bonus, we added Spotify to your system which is connected to your old world for some entertainment.
The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.
I'm sure you are wondering where, and when you are.
Well At the moment of your death you were watching the Twilight movies so we decided to send you to that world through a multiverse portal we created.
The only problem is when we were able to send you there. The latest we managed to send you is the year 4000 BC.
That is also the reason we gave you immortality so you could be a part of the story.
We had to grow you a new body. Because let's just say your last one was pretty much, how do you humans say it? “Fucked up”
So we moved your conscience into this new body.
In my opinion, it was wasted on you but what the higher-ups want they get.
Your new body has an increased healing ability along with a regenerative ability. If You Lose an arm it will grow back. Get your head chopped off well get ready because your head is about to sprout legs and start growing.
As long as there's still a speck of dust left then you will be fine. And will start to regrow.
We gave you increased speed and strength making you as strong and fast if not more so than most vampires in your new world.
We added some emotional dampeners to help with living forever.
Because the last thing we need is for you to go nuts and kill everyone on the planet.
All the dampeners do is make it easier to process grief or anger. It won't take it away. You will still feel the emotions just less of it.
Along with increased intelligence.
You're welcome for that one because you seemed to have been lacking in that department.
, Director of Science- gib
The Multiversal Republic.
(P.S) good luck. Your gonna need it
I was slack-jawed
"Wait wait wait this can't be right," I said in a panic
My heart was starting to race in my chest.
"No more tv or fast food what the fuck."
I had to pause at that.
Was my life really that shitty? Where I thought of fast food and TV before my own mother, father, and sister"
Maybe this isn't a bad thing.
My life was a complete waste. I dropped out of college to work a nine-to-five all because I was too lazy to show up for classes.
And plus I've watched Twilight almost a million times.
It was my sister's favorite movie when we were younger.
So I knew the story.
After a few minutes of re-reading the message, I got my thoughts under control.
I needed to find out where I currently am.
“System map,” I said out loud
Just like before the blue screen appeared in front of me. But unlike before on the screen it showed the entire planet. Using my hands I was able to move the globe and zoom in and out like Google Earth.
It only took a second to see where the larger populations were. Like Egypt or many small places across Europe.
But my current location was around the middle of what will become Germany.
So without thinking twice, I started moving south in the direction of the biggest population which was in Egypt or what will be Egypt in about a few thousand years.
It took me a whole year to travel to Egypt or more correctly their predecessors,
Currently, It wasn't a kingdom, it's a bunch of villages along the Nile River.
And all I have to say about the trip was.
"Fuck this shit."
The first week of my trip it rained nonstop. And not just a drizzle. Nope, it was a full-on storm.
Thankfully when the rain stopped it wasn't so bad. My new body had incredible endurance. And I was able to walk from sun up to
sundown.
I also learned how to hunt and track animals With my new abilities, it was incredibly easy.
With my speed, I could run circles around any animal. And with my strength break their necks like a twig, making it as painless as possible.
The cooking part was the hardest.
First I had to use a stick and a piece of wood to start a fire.
Then I had nothing to cut my kills with.
So I would use my strength to rip open the animal and stick the meat on a stick like a kabob.
But with all the bad came a lot of good.
Every night I would lie down by my fire and watch the stars.
There are thousands of them in the sky, unlike before I came here. You would be lucky to see a handful.
And think about my new life, but I also think about my life before I came here.
I wondered if my family was okay.
And I felt bad.
To them, I just simply disappeared.
It was strange how I felt about it.
I felt sad, but I also didn't. Like I was unattached to the feeling and was looking at it from the outside looking in.
About four months in I learned tanning.
My starting clothes were good but they didn't last long.
Constantly getting caught on trees or bushes and tearing the fabric.
So instead of murdering my clothes, I decided to give tanning a try.
It started when I caught a good-sized buck with massive antlers. I remember watching a documentary about primitive living and how bone was a very versatile tool, Used for medicine to a large variety of objects.
So I found a flat rock and started sharpening one end of the antler.
With my strength, I needed to be careful not to break it.
So for three days, I sharpened an antler. Once done sharpening the antler I put it to the test.
It only took thirty minutes to find a lone deer.
As soon as I caught sight of it I moved on autopilot.
In under a second, I ran to the side of the deer, grabbing it by the head and twisting sharply.
The deer dropped not even knowing that it died.
Kneeling I used the antler knife to stab into the deer.
It wasn't as sharp as a steel knife but it did the job.
Once the insides of the deer were outside I carried the carcass back to my camp.
Once there I started the long process of learning to skin the deer.
I must thank my unhealthy habit of watching random things on the internet or I would have never figured it out.
The first thing you do when you have the hide is remove any flesh, or excess meat from the hide.
Next, you soak the hide in water for a day to remove any blood, dirt, or anything on the hide.
Now that the hide had been soaking I was able to scrape away any excess tissue that remained.
Now it's time to dry and stretch it.
do that I stretched it out and stabbed the corners into a tree with sharp pieces of wood.
And after waiting a few days the hide was done.
In the end, I managed to make a pair of shorts.
I used my already ripped tunic for thread to tie it together.
So now I only had shorts with sandals.
Thankfully, it seems that I can't get sunburnt anymore. So that's good I guess