A man in a white tank top and blue jeans sits in his little shop waiting for his next customer. He is fit but not a jock. He inspects his wares, he usually sells submachine guns with other small handguns and weapons. Recently though he recieved some money from a friend. 2,000 dollars to be exact. He used it to make some bigger investments to his store, he was (in his head) on his way to becoming one of the best gun stores in the U.S.A.! Thats when a local gangmember stormed into his shop with a handgun. The bastard had wanted to grab all his best guns and run for it! Prick! The man reaches for the handgun stored under his desk in case of emergencies, but the gangster notices and panics. He raises his gun and, well, Unfortunatley this was the end for a promising youth just starting on his road to fame. 

sort of.

I woke up to see an empty space as far as the eye can see in all directions. and a beefy (yet stubby) little man staring at me. He had a ginger beard and a big boisterous smile.

"I like you. I think I'LL revive you this time... Finally I get to revive someone I actually like!"

"what?"

Then he was gone, and so was the white space. Now there was only suffocating dark.

I start falling.

and falling

and falling

*clunk!*

"oww!"

"wait why doesnt it hurt? ... And why do I feel so heavy?"

I start looking around me and see a cave with no dinstinct features except for in being wet, gray, and dark. stalagtites stuck out of the cave at various angles. I look down upon myself and see only a breastplate, metal boots, and gountlets. 

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"um okay?" I say

Or at least I try to, all I really do is vibrate.  Odd.   I poke my finger between my gounlet and breastplate and my finger cuts through nothing but air. I pick myself up and shuffle over to a puddle nearby to see my reflection. the water is dirty and its dark but I can still make out what looks to be five floating peices of armor. all the same as before with the exception of a simple iron helmet with goatlike horns on it. and a pair of shoulder plates that are simple and round that fit between my helmet and breastplate quite nicely.

oh okay.

Now you may be thinking "why would this poor fool not be screaming his head off or crying? like a normal person?"

well thats because he frankly isnt normal. You think a guy who just got a gangmember threaten him with a pistol, then proceed to try and take out a gun and shoot him in the balls will start crying or acting hysterical when he simply got reincarnated? Wrong.

I can already tell this has to be like a light novel or something if I just met God and tuned into armor. No need to panic! he scans the room again to see if he spots any exits. He notices  two different tunnels leading down below him. There is no difference between them so he heads down the right one.

after about 30 second of walking a large white bat screeches and flys toward the armor. He instinctively shoots his gountlet out in a hook, knocking the bat monster down. now that he can see the bat he notices its blood red eyes and sharp ass teeth as well as its veiny wings. He goes in for a stomp but the bat reacts fast and shoots up like a bullet towards his face. before he can react to the suprise attack the bat bites into his helmet dentind and shredding the weak iron. 

The pain was impossible. litteraly he had no nerves, but he still felt it. It was like getting a drill and drilling his head in five places at once. In a sudden rage he hooks with his left on the bat with increased force and speed. the bat rams into the wall and in a burst of speed he pumelled the bat while it was cornered. I took 57 ora's and 26 punches before the armor notices the bat isnt moving. he lookes down at the white goop and frowns internally. that was harder that it should have been. It was just a bat. Yet it crushed its helmet with ease. 

suddenly, a horn from his helmet extends to the goop and launches into it. Before it could react the goop was gone and his helmet felt... Better! fixed maybe. But also different, he looked around and noticed that he suddenly had night vision. 

well now it can see its surroundings thats nice at least. it enters the next room to see... a fuckin bat.