Hello WE'RE BACKKK
ME (KRIS) and KELVIE ARE BACK AND not so booming... FROM OUR HIATUS'SSSSS
you may have not known this but I'm the one who taught Kelvie to use tables here... and i'm his friend in real life. Now then, we are BACK!... sorta.
Kelvie was just lazy and overwhelmed by school work, while I am back from my wuxia world marathonnnnnnnnn. I will admit I got depressed after a good written bad review for my story got into the top reviews somehow...
Anywayyyy Kelvie and I got together and made this account called OWS.
O.peration
W.orld
S.ummon
Which is basically a writing amateur crew that makes generic web noels about world summons... i guess? We're actually doing just... all kinds of genres... but O.W.S fit.
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Some time ago in a galaxy far far away… screw that. This was in a universe pretty damn close to ours. Probably an alternate one or close to Earth. And, to make this interesting it was a world of… that’s right: Moolah. MONEY RULES AL--...
wait… what’s that Kelvie?
Kelvie: Wrong script Kris... you had ONE JOB GOD DAMMIT.
oh.
Fuck.
Now, where was I? Right. It was a world of… that’s right Magic. Orrrrrrr actually lot’s of worlds had magic, except our world has science and shit. Buuut no mana. mana is like energy if you will, a strange particle similar to electricity, that does not react violently with living beings.In fact, they’re like, steroids for us…. wait.
Kelvie: Steroids... Really... Why am I co-writing and PRing this for you...
Okay, legal augmenting vitamins things…
Oh yeah, there are fantasy things like mages and practitioners, and stuff… also unicorns, elfs, dwarves you name it. Even those moe catkin things...
A-anyways, in said universe there is a planet!
Kelvie: You don’t say... Hurry up....
Oh fine. Alrighty. In said planet there is a continent.
Kelvie: ... *Holds up boiling hot coffee*
In said continent,
There is a town, in said town, there is a road, leading out of town,
Kelvie: *Starts sharpening knife*
i’ll just ignore that… *ahem* on said road, it leads to a village…
Kelvie: *SHINK*
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kelvie: *Pours the boiling coffee into the wound*
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFMFMFMFMFMGRRRRRR
OKAY OKAY I’LL GET TO THE POINT
our story is about 2 mutts.
Kelvie: *A demon Hannya appears*
*oblivious* about 2 breadbaskets, or mixed breeds if you wil--
Kelvie: *Starts maniacally laughing* HaVinG A LitTle JoKE ArE WE...
h-hey Kelvie? You oka-
~Please excuse us for a moment, we are having technical difficulties…~
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Hello Kelvie here, Kris is unable to continue narrating due to… Unexpected injuries…
Kris: DON’T LISTEN TO HIM HE’S LY- MRGHHGHGHFSFOFSOEFGHSf *blood splatter*
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ff…
HaHAhAhAHa, Kris has taken vacation leave for a while
Now then, Into the past:
“Kuhhhh” Az spat out a mouthful of air as he was kicked in the solar plexus. The 3 boys who were seemingly beating up, spit on him and were beginning to walk away, until a short wiry boy popped out from behind the shrine. It was quite comical really, one shorty against the 3 large, buff boys.
He pulls out a strange piece of paper with words written on it. “ STOP RIGHT THERE! You have brought malice and dishonor to this battlefield. In turn I- *TSBLEHKEH!* Owwwww~~~ I bit my tongue… “.
For a good minute or two, there was a comical silence until Az furiously burst out, “DAMMIT DERP YOU HAD ONE JOB! TO SAVE ME AND BEAT UP THE BADDIES! YOU ONLY DID ONE OF THOSE!! HOW MANY TIME HAVE I TOLD YOU TO SAY THE LINES COOLY!”
Derp, looking apologetically at the ground responded, “I’m sorry… but Az… I can’t speak as well as you…”
Indeed, Derp strangely had visibly larger canines than a normal person now that the bully’s looked at him…
As the Bully’s regained their composure they ridiculed them in their heads. What a joke this was!
And, as generic bullies were, they didn’t think anymore and all closed in to beat up the dense shorty first.
Had they been smarter, and less generic, the bullies would have taken more notice of Derps canines and be like you: probably pondering. What was the one thing Derp did do then?
Because Derp in fact, (disregarding his I.Q.) was not a doormat. He curled his fist and punched the ground.
As the bullies saw this, they were confused… for but a moment.
As Derp’s fist connected with the ground, cracks appeared and chunks of earth imploded out from the area he attacked. As each bully was magnificently sent flying into the air by the speeding chunks of earth, you- and the bullies should have sufficiently realized what the one thing Derp could do now was.
“HAHA You insufferable, ass-faced animals, Hows that?” Az almost jumping in the air from happiness. As he was about to kick the bullies as they were down with a strange sharp glint in his eye, Derp pulled him back.
“Why’d you stop me?” Az’s face was florid as spittle flew out of his mouth. The ominous glint still present in his eyes.
“You can’t! It’s not right! Remember what old man Pine told us? We have to always live with a clear conscience!” Derp frantically reminded.
“Tch” Az spit on the ground next to the bullies and with his dazzling smile and, dark eyes he whispers in their ears. “Remember if you bully the weak again... there is a fate worse than dying” The spit next to the bullies started melting through the cobbled road as Az started to walk away.
End
Author's’ Notes: If you guys haven’t noticed already. Aziere Zechariah (or Az) was created by Kelvie while Dai (or Derp) was created by Kris.
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