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I'm back~~~~~~~~~
Sorry for being late.... am I? I dunno...
anyways... it's cuz somebody introduced me to ROTMG, and I've been playing like an addict... blahblahblah... you guys should try it! It's like, so AwESOMEEEEEEE!!!
Kelvie: "So that's why you weren't answering...." [th_0fire.gif]
Kris: UWAH! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? [th_001_-v2.gif]
Kelvie: "I hope your ready for the consequences... " [th_111_.gif]
QUICK, TO THE CHAPTER!!!
Kelvie: "DAMN YO-"
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In the city of Venir, the center of attention was a young man 14 years of age. He donned an explosion of black average unkempt lengthed hair which if measured, would reach right to his nose. But his vision was unimpaired at all seeing as his bright orange to red eyes were staring straight at the pile of Munchkinds ™…
Kelvie: *Slaps forehead and sighs*
Kris: Please don’t sue me.
Sorry, but yes, as the surrounding crowd stared at the young man that stared at the pile of Munchkinds ™ that stared at nothing because Munchkinds ™ , like munchkins, don’t have eyes… He started eating.
It was like a tornado vortex vacuum of terror. His hands kept on shoving and shoving the Munchkinds ™ towards his mouth, and they seemingly disappeared down his bottomless black-hole of a gullet. Then, in no less than 5 minutes, a whole plate of 150 Munchkinds ™ had been finished.
Kris: Now if you talked realistically, that’s about half a Munchkind ™ per second!
Kelvie: *Starts walking away*
Anyways, Dai started to stretch out.
“Ahh, that was nice snack.” Dai begins to look around and starts to questions things. And as he accepts the box of complimentary Munchkinds ™ “Hmm, where am I,” He taps his chin thoughtfully “Wait... And who am I?” As his head begins to hurt, steam starts coming out of his ears.
(And yes, I shit you not, there is literally steam coming out of his ears)
Dai decides that whatever he was, it should be important. So he shrugged it off the discomfort of his mind and started to walk around the city to find clues. While he was walking he slammed his thigh into a oakwood table and while he was prepared for a world of hurt, what instead came out was a hollow *Ping* noise and the feeling of something in his pocket. As Dai’s puzzlement became obvious he fished around in his pocket….
“Bubble gum, no, balloons, no, sketchy white powder in a bag, no...” As he looked in his pocket and to the utter amazement of the crowd he pulled out more that what the volume of his body was, before fishing out a piece of bark with lettering on it. He read: “Aziere Zechariah and Pine?” He looks around and spots a poster that read wanted on it with the same name: “Pine”. As his puzzlement piqued he suddenly bumped into someone.
As it so happened, Dai had repeated this same scene pretty much approximately… 21 times today. He had woken up in the middle of a cave. With just that piece of bark in his ragged black pants pocket. After that, in the back of the cave he picked up some strangely marked bark with 2 names on it. Annnnnnd a weird ass skull with some weird ass markings/runes, kiddy balloons… sketchy white powder that made you dizzy… bubble gum… wierd black mages robe... and a Munchkind ™ . As he ate the Munchkind ™ along with the white powder for some reason… Yup. He became an addict.
Kris: A SUGAR ADDICT! :D
Kelvie: ...
And the important part is here, where Dai started wandering off out of the cave, and fell. Of course, the reason is that he had just stepped out of a cave that was for some reason right inside a cliff wall. As he tumbled down the cliff, he did not realize that his body, if it had been a normal human one, would have been a dead ragged corpse as of now. And as he crashed onto the ground after a while of tumbling, he landed on his back creating a crater fit for a meteor.
Now, why did Dai not acknowledge that he should be dead? He has currently… NO COMMON SENSE. Yes, something even more dangerous than a cold calculating killing machine is something that could easily kick the cold calculating killing machines ass without even knowing it. Now, why did Dai have no common sense? Yes, he had amnesia.
Kris: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL
Kelvie: AGREED! HA GOTEEM!
For once, we agree. LOL
This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.
Alright, now. As Dai stumbled into the nearest city being Venir city, he became hungry. Spotted a Munchkind ™ stand and stood in line like a true gentlemen… is what he did not do.
Luckily, today was national Munchkind ™ Munch-kindness day.
Kris: “LOL GETTIT?”
Kelvie: Alright, this is just stupid.
So… anyways, the stands were all donning a gigantic banner stating that if you could finish off 150 Munchkind ™ within an hour, you could… what's the prize? OH YEAH 150 FREAKING FREE Munchkinds ™!!!! (with of course, a complimentary spacial container)
As Dai walked away from the first Munchkind ™ stand, he pulled out the bark and started trying to figure out who he was and where he was from. Then, as steam came out of his ears he would start having intense migraines, consecutively bumping into random passerbyers, and put the bark away. As the thinking would make Dai even more hungry, he would find another nearby munchkind stand… and REPEAT THE PROCESS.
But on the 22nd time, Dai had bumped into somebody who he should not have bumped. The city lord’s son, Kevin Oxford DeBussy. Commonly known as Kevin the Lacklustre. He was a generic arrogant prick noble that had ravaged and ruined many poor “commoner” girls. As he this time was going after a girl next to the Munchkind ™ spicy flavored steak stand.
Kris: “Note, Munchkind ™ are anything wrapped in special Munchkind ™ dough.
Dai’s personal favorite would be the chocolate fudge added to special Venir cream double fudge pie Munchkind ™. This girl however, seemed to favor the spicy steak mantou styled ones.
She wore a dark red mage robe commonly styled to hide the face, but if observed closely it was obvious that she was quite the beauty. And some strands of scarlet hair at waist length was visible.
Kelvie: “Perv, can’t you just describe her normally?”
Kris: “Shush, this is probably the most important part of the story, I mean writing plot armor is easy, but think about how much the readers will pay attention to… ahem. The “description”?”
Anyway, as Kevin Oxford DeBussy (lol) swaggered over and tried to touch the precious c-cup lumps of the Red haired girl, nobody would have thought that the one who was in danger was not the girl. Well, Dai saw it. Only he noticed the glint of a neon-green karambit hanging on the girl’s pinky being withdrawn from the folds of her mage’s robe.
Following Old Man Pine’s advice, he proceeded to walk over to the incoming disaster while wondering… who was Old Man Pine? He felt an odd source of respect for the name. But as he thought this, the migraine came on again. As Kevin Oxford DeBussy’s hand was about to be dismembered, Dai with the last remnant thought of stopping that karambit, extended his hand and leaped to get in the way as his vision blurred.
1 second later. (Note: In Spongebub voice.)
As Dai’s vision cleared again he found his hand touching something soft. Being Dai, he curiously squeezed, and a large gasp was heard from the surroundings. Most likely the people who had all noticed Kevin Oxford DeBussy. As Dai looked up to see a beautifully enraged faced the karambit as if in slow-mo headed towards his eye. His mind went blank and bended backwards relying on some instinct he had learned sometime ago. As the karambit flew pat Dai he saw that a scarlet chain was connected to the karambit and had coincidentally been tugged back vigorously by the girl.
It retracted and Dai swerved his head to the right as the karambit flashed past taking with it a piece of his hair. As this happened, Dai tried to negotiate, or apprehend his attacker, “You can’t do that! That person may stink, smell sketchy, look drunk, and be butt-ugly, but it’s wrong to cut-off someone’s arms!”
The girl, with a dumbfounded expression took a look at Dai’s childish and might’ve been handsome if he wasn’t so puzzled with his kinda stupid looking face. Seemed shocked that he had been able to perceive her sneak attack and killing intent, “Not bad… I’ve found a candidate.”
The girl’s words were heard by no one but her. As Kevin Oxford DeBussy came to his senses, realized he’d been insulted, immediately sprang into action, “Guards! Throw that brat into the cellars! As for the girl… “
but she was gone. Like a match blown out in the winter wind.
Fin.
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YAY NO TROLLS THIS TIME~~~~~~~~
Kelvie:...... suspicious... :1more:
Kris: ... hahueha... waddya mean?... [th_0v.gif]
Kelvie: Your pissing me off today, I thought I forgave you, but now... [th_111_.gif]
Kris: Wai-! :shock:
BLAMBLAMBLAM :punchp1: :punch:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm :punch:
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