Alright, folks! Where were we?

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Hi! My name is Lee. I am a Maine Coon which is, for the ignoramus, a big cat but cooler. I can also talk—so can humans; not a big deal. I live alongside my dear friend, a cheeky young woman named Ali, as we cross our way through the freshly conquered solar system. On board the Kitty—our mythical ship, we spend our time between binge-watching action movies on Betamax, eating nutrigel pizza and… killing people. Nothing personal—that’s just our job, as we are bounty hunters!

Some say that the course of history went south when the Soviet landed on the Moon in 1955. Since then, space is a weird place inhabited by shiny cyborgs enjoying a traditional Friday night firefight, wired data-thieves risking their life sneaking into secret Techno-Marine bases, robots hastily selling sugary high-gs drugs in an orbital mall’s restrooms and mutants going wild during an Erasure concert somewhere on the celestial highway. One thing is sure: boredom is a crime in Solaris!

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Alas, the Kitty’s last misadventure under Europa’s frozen abyss has left another painful scar on Ali. As if the cruelty shown by the Lost Triads wasn’t enough, the old godfather King Xiao had revealed his deep ties with the Gods of Lunapolis. My partner’s gruesome past as a Niku-doll, a tank-grown clone designed to be Luna’s super-wealthiest living spare parts, was put in the spotlight during this joint mission with Zéphyr, her paramour. In the end, my sapiens’s secret remained safe and, fortunately, our friendship with the Data Maiden came out even stronger.