Ok now it’s time to go meet the Great King. I have a way to go meet this guy. Knowing this land he’s probably waiting for me. Everybody here has some prophecy or idea about me before I even get to them. So, it’s now the morning and all my wives have slept and been laid well. I’m currently in my basement tinkering with the pods I got from my keytri. I gotta have a way to stay in contact and communicate with home while I’m out and about. Ok now I’m ready.
I walk upstairs and go look in my room. Nobody was there the only ones in the house were the maids. So, I had to search for my wives. Then I heard an attack sound.
Maid: “They are in the back yard my lord.”
Kaden: “Thanks.”
I went around to the backyard I saw Azalon sitting and watching, and Pym was off on the side leaning up against the house watching. The girls were sparring with each other. They were all going at it the one that amazed me the most was Nezzy she was fighting like a champ I mean they were all pretty good but, she was on top of her game.
Kaden: “Okay girls. Girls. God voice, GIRLS. They all stopped, and I motioned for them to come to me.
Kaden: “Okay I got something for you.” I passed the pods out one by one everybody got one even Azalon and Pym. They all looked at me strangely, I said you put it in your ear. “When you want to talk to me and I’m far away you touch it say my name and I will hear you. You can also talk to each other.”
Devine: “The elves have something like this.”
Astara: “Yes, systars you wear them on your ear ran by magic of course.”
Kaden: “That’s good. Well today Azalon and Pym are leaving for the High King.
Ranzes: “Roadtrip.”
Kaden: “No, we are going just us guys you battle wives are staying here.”
Ladies: That’s not fair we wanna go.
Kaden: “Not this time ladies. I will have Pym and Azalon with me. I’ll be fine.”
Azalon: Like you need protection please.
Astara: “Well when do you leave?”
Kaden: “Well I’m going to fuck you all and I’m going to let Azalon and Pym go get ready and get things ready then we are going.”
1. Jay: “Atleast we get fucked.”
Ranzes: “Yes, to the bedroom.”
This time I used blurred image and fucked them this is when you move so fast you make copies of yourself. They enjoyed it got fucked so hard I put them to sleep. After an hour of fucking them all to sleep, I left.
I made my way through the house and left a note and a device on the table. Left through the back door and went and found my Sara. Grabbed my spear on the way out.
Kaden: You ready for an adventure?
Sara: With you? Anytime.
So, I saddled her. And went and found Azalon and Pym. Who was just around the corner waiting on me.
Pym: “No supplies for you, no food or nothing?”
Azalon: “That’s a good point I don’t hardly ever see you eat. What’s up with that?”
Kaden: “Although I am like you in many ways, I don’t have a butt hole. Anything I eat or drink is disintegrated to ash once it hits my stomach area before that it’s picked apart and used for energy and body mass, so my intestines system is before my stomach.”
Azalon: “I literally have no idea what any of that means. I will just take it as you don’t need as much food as everyone else.”
Pym: “Yea that works for me too.”
Kyrie: Yea this is going to be a long boring trip with dumb and dumber. I can’t really say they are dumb they just don’t have science in this world like a lot of other places. So, the way a body works is totally beyond their knowledge.
Avalon: “I hope you are ready for a fight cause getting out of the Vell is a challenge many bandits.”
Pym: “Oh yea coming here I ran into like five groups had to kill them all. Horrible mess.”
Kaden: “If we come across any I will deal with them.”
God Slayer: So finally, I get to taste some human blood once again.
Kaden: I would like o bloodshed but if I have to, we will.
God Slayer: We will see prophet, we will see.
As we rode.
Kaden: Kyrie, I need a lie detection or indicator.
Kyrie: I will see what I can do this might take a few body adjustments. Beginning now
New skill acquired: Super hearing
Body detection and Body language and movement. Level All mastered.
Kyrie: So, when someone lies to you. You will know apparently when someone lies their body fluctuates and their heart skips a beat. Sometimes their voice and body language changes so the next time someone lies to you. You will get a notice.
Kaden: Nice lets test it out.
Kaden: “Pym tell me a lie.”
Pym: “Umm let me see. I’m gonna fuck every wife you got.
Lie Detected
Kaden: “Ok that will do.”
Azalon: “Are you telling me you can tell when someone is lying?”
Kaden: “Simple trick really.”
As we rode, we came to a lady stranded on the side of the road with a carriage. She said help me the bandits took off with everything.
Lie Detected
I looked around the area with my all-seeing eyes I could see four individuals with weapons drawn waiting to jump on us.
Kaden: “Leave her it’s a trap.”
Pointed to the bushes where the rest are waiting to jump you.
So, we kept going about an 0hour down the road. We came to a roadblock.
Pym: “Oh this is going to be good.”
Bandit: “Hello there travelers are you going to pay the toll or are you going to fall to what everyone else has.”
There were 5 of them.
Kaden: God Slayer get ready.
Kaden: “I ain’t paying your toll. But you can die a swift death.”
Slayer killed all 5 with not even so much as a word or a sound all I heard was yelps. I got down off my horse. Followed by Pym and Azalon.
Kaden: “Ok we are going I this bandit camp/ roadblock. Pym you take the left. Azalon you I go left.
Kaden: Sara, you stay here with the other horses. I walked to a little shack I guess, there was this little woman there fucking shit up.
Kaden: “Who are you before you die?”
Little lady: “I am Barda and who the fuck are you?”
Kaden: “I’ve come to kill all the bandits.”
Barda: “Well I’m not a bandit I’m the best cook in all the land.”
Kaden: “Well Barda how would you like to work for me?”
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Barda: “What’s in it for me. I’m a lady of pride and honor you know.”
Kaden: “I could swear you are like half goblin or something. Little, green, fat little ass, fat little titties cute little kid like face. I could make it easy and kill you with the rest of these bandits or you could come work in the greatest kitchen ever the prophet’s kitchen. So, you decide death or the chance of a lifetime.”
Barda: “Wait just a minute so you are the prophet that everyone is going on about?”
Kaden: “Oh so you have heard of me?”
Barda: “I’ve heard of your coming and that this is the year of the prophet. Yes, but I never thought for a moment you would be cute, and I never thought for a moment I would have to make a life-or-death decision when or if we would meet.”
Kaden: “It’s the company you keep Barda like what if it was a patrol to exterminate all bandits, they would have killed you without a thought.”
Barda: “To be honest I’m not sure if even you can beat this guy. He’s pretty big and sturdy. I saw him turn and beat champions. He was a hero of sorts, now he’s a bandit champion and leader. I’ve seen him do some incredible stuff. He’s beat some prime evil and stuff like that closed some portals to hell and what not.”
Kaden: “So he’s good I will take that into effect or account before I kill him.”
Barda: “Ok I will take you up on that offer.”
Kaden: “Good choice now to send you to my house. Gather the stuff you need then I will be back.”
The rest of the stroll was a breeze a lot of screaming and yelling and dear gods. They died pretty quick the spear was very useful. Then we got to a cave and there I waited on Azalon and Pym this will prove to me if they are tough enough to ride with me. Sure, enough they both made it. Azalon was covered in blood and Pym’s hands were clawed all the way to his elbow and bloody.
Kaden: “I take it you boys didn’t have that much trouble?”
Kyrie: Collecting the spoils of battle being added to your inventory.
Kaden: Thank you.
Kyrie: Careful in this cave I’m getting strange readings like radiation and other things.
We entered the cave lights where everywhere I could feel the metal and radiation. There was a man 7’5 big broad shoulders at least 400lbs black and brown hair. Shady fast armor he had two big cleavers as swords. As we looked at him, he decided to turn invisible.
Kaden: “God voice, ok they can’t see you, but I can. Now do you want this quick and easy or hard and dirty.
He reappeared.
Bandit Leader: “Okay before we get to the killing and yelling what do you want? My name is TwinFang, Micheal TwinFang. And what do you want?
Kaden: “Honestly Mike I don’t want to kill you now. I would see it as a waste to kill somebody as gifted as you are. But you are a Bandit and I have no need of a Bandit in my future being the prophet and all.”
TwinFang: “You are the prophet that would explain why you killed half my men so easily.”
Kaden: “Half? No buddy we killed them all!!”
TwinFang: “No not even close this is my small camp the only reason I come here is because of this little cave. It gives me power it gives me magic that I can use just by thinking about it. It has prolonged my life, made me bigger, stronger, heavier and I can blink so I don’t need a horse. I mean come on I can take on a storm giant right now and probably win. But you I can sense it I would lose. To get out of this I must use my head. There is a reason why I’m king of the bandits. So, you are the legendary prophet the one I’m supposed to either die to or work for.”
Kaden: “Work for?”
TwinFang: “Yes work for you. My witch told me I would have to make a decision. Try to kill you and die or work for you and build you an army. Build you an army which has never been seen before. But I will be leader of your knights and I’m supposed to live a happy long life after that.”
Kaden: “So you have a seer too. Not surprised there at all.”
TwinFang: “Oh she bad, had to prove her place and she is blind. Fights like a whirlwind of metal. Girlie ain’t nothing to play with. But I still watch out for her. But yes, she told me all about you. And the decision I would have to make, just didn’t think it would be so soon.”
Kaden: “So what’s your decision fight to the death or king of the knights.”
TwinFang: “I choose employment. Tell you what I have a map here.” Yes, as looks around for it and pulls it out. “Ok go here and speak to Orion Songblade tell him I work for you. You might have to smack him around a bit but he’s a good guy. He too has been changed by this cave. All my generals have. But he’s not going to believe you. But he will help you come up with a banner if I’m going to be king of the knights instead of the bandits, we are going to need a new banner.”
Kaden: “So what are you gonna do now?”
TwinFang: “Well I just came close to death. I can read most men minds and tell what they are thinking, and I can move stuff just by thinking. Which has all come to me in the last few days. I think I’m going to go back to Onstead and gather my men and prepare this army. We are already fighting a war. The Reach a gang of bandits and mercenaries and rouge mages sent to cleanse the land as they say. But I know their leader he’s just a cultist bent on world domination. And his name is Carl. Who the fuck is going to bow down to Carl. I told him that and he turned on me. No honor among thieves.”
Kyrie: We need to find the source of this radiation. It’s not normal, it’s like it has a purpose.
Kaden: “Okay Mike you go do what you need to do I will find Orion when I have to time, I already know what I want for a banner.”
TwinFang: “Oh really what is that?”
Kaden: “I want a big K with a fancy dragon and wolf head behind it that will be the banner of change that will sweep the land.”
TwinFang: “Oh I like that; you do have a way with words. Ok I’m leaving now since I have so much work to do.
Kaden: “Farewell.”
Now that he’s gone, we can get down to work. I approached the wall and started looking and searching. I needed an entrance to see what is behind this wall. This whole wall is metal.
Kyrie: Oh, there is an A.I. I can interface with it.
A bright blue light filled the cave and it’s scanning us.
Trying to figure out what races we are, cataloging us. This is not a cave Kaden. This is a hiding spot.
Kaden: Find me an entrance Kyrie.
Kyrie: Accessing entrance protocols. Access granted.
And with that the wall opened.
Kaden: “There it is a door.”
Azalon: “Only you could find an invisible door in a bandit cave.”
Pym: “I’m game where does it go.”
We walked in it was huge. This is definitely dimension technology.
Kyrie: I will lead you to the control room.
It didn’t take long, there were a lot of pods empty. But pods none the less. Made me wonder is this to take people away or is this where people actually came from.
Kyrie: Ok you got a decision to make. You can interface with this ship, or you can manually interact with it. Interfacing with it will be like a massive download. But you will know all there is to know about this ship and its history.
Kaden: Ok let me find a chair first.
Kaden: “Azalon whatever happens don’t leave me here. Ok hit me.”
Kyrie: Beginning download.
Kadens head jerked back in the chair eyes went full on green and then slowly closed his eyes and fell out of the chair.
Elsewhere
All the ladies: “He’s in trouble.”
Nezzy: “Yes but he’s alive.”
Ranzes: “He will be okay I think he bit off a little more than he can chew.”
Astara: “All we can do is have faith.”
Back at the ship
Pym: “Is he dead?”
Azalon: “I’m not sure. We can’t leave him here come on let’s at least sit him back in the chair.
Pym: “Oh my fucking god he is so heavy this has got to be 3 tons easy.”
Azalon: “Yea this god needs a diet.”
Kyrie: Visual display
Azalon and Pym jumped who the hell are you.
Kyrie: “Look here little humans, who I am is not important at the moment. I need you to be on guard I have know idea what this interface will do, and I need you to protect him just incase.”
Devine: “I am here too.”
Pym: “What the fuck did you just crawl out of his shadow?”
Devine: “Yes, I told him that I will always be with him. Wherever his shadow goes I can go as well.”
Azalon: “Shadow elf magic. I’ve seen this before.”
Devine: “He’s not dead. I can still feel him.”
A great rumble and heavy shake came from all around them. The ship is taking off. It’s just sitting in orbit above the bandit cave/camp. About a hour later.
Kaden: “Oh my head that was a lot to process. We are aboard a Addvanikkee ship they catalogue and record the universe what I just did was download 360 thousand galaxies worth of information and the races and all the other stuff they had on them. That was a lot of stuff. And I know now what the ship was doing, it was making warriors to protect its shelf that’s what it does. The Addvanikkee are a very docile race. Explorers and everything else but no warriors so they take members of others races and turn them into warriors to fight for them. This ship was abandoned during a fight with another race. But I think I’m going to keep it. It can cloak and go invisible and intangible all at the same time. Its name is Nosta. I see you have all meet Kyrie.”
Azalon: “Ok let’s act like I understand half of what you’re saying. All I know is don’t do that shit again. Thought you were dead or something.”
Devine: “Well I’m going back to the shadows.”
Kyrie: “And I’m ending visual display. Goodbye little humans.”
Pym: “So now what?”
Kaden: “We are going to land and continue our journey. But I’m sending the ship back to my house cloaked and hidden from prying eyes. And I stopped the radiation. But you guys have already been exposed so you will evolve a little bit.”
Azalon: “You’re alive that’s all that matters. Let’s get out of here.”
Kaden: “Not bad for an eventful afternoon.”
So, I landed the ship and we all exited. I went and found Barda who was ready to go with all her pots and pans and various other cooking supplies. So, I just sent her through a gateway directly to my house. And after that we were off again just riding along it started to get cold Azalon wasn’t so affected by it but poor Pym was freezing to death. I too was not that bothered by the cold. That’s when Pym stopped.
Pym: “Here take my horse.”
Kaden: “What are you doing?”
Pym: “I smell Orc I’m going to go get the ability to withstand this damn cold don’t worry I will find you.
And with that he just ran off into the woods.
Azalon: “Exactly how is he going to obtain this ability?”
Kaden: “He is going to fuck them. That’s how he gets all his abilities. Whatever he has sex with he gets their abilities.”
So we continued until we came to a little settlement. These people were of the old ways.
Man: “Fare thee well traveler? What brings you to our part of the world?”
Kaden: “We are just passing through.”
Kyrie: There is great power here.
Kaden: “Care if we pull up a chair and talk a bit.”
Man: “The name is Tonfu of the Stormbreaker clan.”
Kaden: “Impressive name.”
Tonfu: “Thanks it not mine. It belongs to our champion, no one has ever been able to beat her. Ever!!”
Kaden: “So where is this champion.”
Tonfu: “Oh, you want to meet her?”
Kaden: “Hell I want to challenge her.”
Tonfu: “Oh you are going to get your wish traveler.” With that he stood up and walked to the back. He came back with three big men.
Man 1: “So you want to challenge our champion.” Man 2: “You’re tall but you’re not very big.”
Man3: “You do know this is a fight to the finish you lose you lose everything.”
Man2: “And you get to challenge me to arm wrestling. See if this challenge is even worth her time.
As they talked, we started forming a crowd. People wanted to see the new challenger I think I caught a glimpse of her really tall woman with reddish hair and bright green eyes with a white streak in her hair. So, mister two wanted to arm wrestle. So, we locked up. He was of adequate size.
Kaden: “Whenever you are ready.”
That’s when I noticed his arm was flexing and bulging and I wasn’t even moving. “Ok my turn.”
I went slowly so I didn’t break his arm, but he was trying everything you could imagine, trying not to lose. And just like that it was over.
Man2: “OH WE GOT A CHALLENGER.”
The crowd went wild. There was yelling and shouting and jumping like these people don’t have a lot to do a challenger must be the highlight of the month. And with that we sat back down and talked a little more.
Kaden: “So, now what?”
Tonfu: “She must get ready, you sure you want to do this she has beat some of the most powerful people I’ve ever seen. She has amassed a fortune you lose everything when you fight her.
Kaden: “So when I win what do I get?”
Tonfu: “If you win and that’s a big if. You get her and her fortune.”
Kaden: “So another wife.”
Tonfu: “So you are a king?”
Kaden: “Nope just a traveler. But I am going to see the high king.”
Tonfu: “Decided to take the long way around huh. And I take it you have a harem.”
Kaden: “No I have wives who flock to me everybody wants there say in the end. Every race wants there 2 scents in.”
Then the drums blared.
Tonfu: “Ok she’s ready.”