It’s the end of the world and you’ve snuck onto my ship. I’m bored, so I might as well tell you my life story.  You’ll find it very interesting, especially when I explain how I caused all this. Oh yes, I directly caused all of this to happen. I hope you’re not too peeved about it. We all knew it was going to happen eventually, so what does it matter if I made it happen sooner?  Apocalypse, Life Story, heavily featuring incorrect applications of science, and a general feeling of chaotic experimental literature.