Hello Linguist,

I hope this letter finds you well and happy dearest Linguist.

I am the Dreamer, I always have been. The same that you were always the Dream Linguist. I’ve written this letter to you as an introductory remark to help remind us of our beginnings so that we do not lose ourselves in this world where we can take nothing for certain. I am very worried about this as I’ve been finding myself questioning our correspondence, and I hope that this may alleviate some of our doubts about who we are and what we are here to do.

I am the Dreamer. The dreams I dream are abstract and uncanny, cryptic and esoteric. I lack the wisdom to interpret most of them, but as the Dreamer I must be able to. For with every dream I fail to interpret I lose myself as a Dreamer. Existence and meaning are codependent. When I am unable to give meaning to my own dreams, my dreams cease to exist. As a Dreamer, without any dreams, I too will cease to exist. And so I seek your counsel, Linguist, so that I may continue to be the Dreamer.

You are the Dream Linguist. You know this already. With your vast knowledge, you can see meaning and finish dreams, completing them and fulfilling their existence. I know that you yourself dream often and that you often find yourself seeking means to interpret your own dreams. Which is why I am ever so grateful to you, that you would find the time to assist me in the interpretations of my own. Even despite your own difficulties in interpreting your far more consequential and complicated dreams, you cared to assist me with mine and I will forever be indebted to you.

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There is only one more thing you should know about the semantics of my dreams. Perhaps this will help with your interpretations. Unlike some others, my dreams have no objective meaning. There is no need to worry about whether you are correct or not, so long as a meaning is given, the dream will continue to thrive. Yes, it seems that the large majority of the dreams seem to point towards a specific meaning and were created with such intention, but so long as an interpretation is consistent and plausible, it is sufficient.

It’s completely fine if you deem a dream to be completely unsolvable, after all, it is my own responsibility to interpret them. But I pray that these simplistic problems will allow you a break from your own, and that you will be able to enjoy analysing and solving them. I promise to make them as interesting and unique as possible.

Yours truly, Dreamer.