Dear Linguist,
I’m writing to you to thank you for your interpretations. Truly, without you, I would not be able to keep so many of the dreams I have today. I appreciate especially your comments on my snow dream, as even though the dream’s been given meaning, it still confuses me to this day. I’ve had many dreams before that but none in which I myself was the character within it, so why this dream? Why at that time? I find myself being very curious and perhaps anxious about this when really I shouldn’t have much reason to be.
But anyway how are you doing? Have you had any particularly interesting dreams of your own lately? I’d love to know if perhaps there’s a dream that even the dream linguist has difficulty solving.
It’d also be a little funny to me.
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Dear Linguist,
I’m sorry to bother you once again about the same dream but are you sure about the corners?
If the corners were symbolic of religion then wouldn’t it be more fitting if one of the corners were different from the others? After all surely one of them whether theistic or atheistic is bound to be correct right? Or maybe is that the point? Are you trying to imply that perhaps none of us are correct about how the world works?
I suppose it might make sense that way but somehow it just feels wrong. I’d greatly appreciate it if you could clear this up for me.
Apologies, Dreamer.
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Dear Linguist,
I don’t have a dream for you today but I do have an interesting experiment for you to try.
Put yourself in a silent room, close your eyes and stand completely still. Try and describe how everything feels around you. How does the air feel when it’s completely still? What can you taste? Can you hear that faint ringing that doesn’t seem to come from anywhere?
I found it pretty hard to describe what was essentially nothing and to be honest it frustrated me quite a bit. But it made me realise how much I appreciate being able to observe and experience things, and how grateful I am for the ability to be able to describe these things. If I had to live the rest of my life only being able to hear that uneasy, relentless ringing, or to not be able to feel anything but still air I might probably go insane.
Despite the reputation chaos has I feel like maybe there’s a reason why it exists. If there was no chaos would life feel like that experiment? I believe that I can only describe the things I observe because they are ‘different’. But I also believe that in some way, that these things are only different because of the existence of chaos.
Although maybe ‘chaos’ isn’t the right word either. Uncertainty maybe? Subjectivity even? But quite frankly I feel the word chaos encompasses the other two better.
What’s your opinion on all this?
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Everything hurts.