Hi friends!

If you have been keeping up with this you would know that I have been noticing some strange and unusual UFO related activity around for the past few weeks. During that time my new military friend person has been helping me out with some of the research.

In response to an increase in alien related sightings and activity around the town, he has agreed to give an interview here for us! To be honest, some of the things he says are a little unclear, and I am having a hard time puzzling it out. If you have any ideas on what some of this means please let me know!

I've linked the tape here if you want to have a listen for yourself, but I have also taken the liberty of transcribing it for you all.

Me: This is so nice of you to agree to sit down and talk to me about this! I know it’s probably a bit difficult with your job and all.

Him: Aliens, legitimate aliens, I can’t think of anything else it could be,

Me: Yea that is what we are here to talk about! So I first noticed the unusual activity almost as soon as I came back. Can you talk as to when the military realized there might be an issue?

Him: No I don’t think you understand. This isn’t some cryptid, nonsense, whatever, we weren’t expecting anything like this. This was supposed to be an out of the way location for some weapons testing, and then (unintelligible)

This is a bit of a side note, but I am really confused by his use of “cryptid, nonsense” at this point in the conversation. I have definitively proved the existence of several creatures that could be considered cryptids, ( see backlog for more details) and I figured the US military would have just as easy of a time with it.

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Me: ummm, interesting! Do you think you can share a little about what the military knows about these strange invaders? Do you have any idea what they are planning or how they work?

Him: They aren’t anything I’ve ever, they aren’t even real seeming. Like something out of a nightmare, tentacles and eyes and something rotten. I feel like I am going insane, I don’t-

Me: Have you seen them yourself or is this a report from other people you have spoken to?

Him: I don’t know, I was out testing planes. They designed a new type of plane and they needed to do some test flights before they were combat ready, and then you with your stupid lights, I didn’t want that information getting out, but then something happened. There was something else up there. There was something else up there. I just saw a glimpse but…

Me: would you describe it as similar to the gray aliens described in the latest New Hampshire abduction?

Him: What? No, what the hell are you on about? No that’s not, it didn’t look like anything that real. I don’t think you understand. This is serious! No one is listening to me but this is serious!

At this point those of you following along would notice that the recording ended. Something weird corrupted the audio file I guess? But you aren’t missing anything too cool for the rest of the talking. He got all antsy that I apparently wasn’t “respecting the problem” enough, bold given he all but admitted that he was giving me false information after that.

The really weird thing happened after he left. He was all mad so he got up and stormed out, and I followed a little to make sure he didn’t get abducted or anything without me being there to see it.

Honest to God It looked like his head exploded or something. One minute he was there all ravy and mad, and the next, boom, a weird looking creature crawled right out of where his head used to be. For my cryptozoology buddies it looked kinda like you’d expect a baby Jersey/Leeds Devil to look. It was greasy looking and might have had wings. I attached a sketch in the photos So let me know what you think. I will absolutely need to look into this weird new cryptid ASAP, probably while I am looking into more info regarding the aliens.

And for those of you worried about our military friend, I think he is actually fine. I saw him walking around town again literally the day after, he was looking a little worse for wear and was talking and rambling like one of those people who have been having the ghost related dream issues, but otherwise he seems fine.

I’ll update again as soon as I have more information.